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NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:18 AM

I'm glad you're not my neighbor. Because I hate them. The neighbors next to on the SOUTH SIIIIIIIIIDE. They are trashy people that need to go away. They have tiny dogs that bark all the time and during the summer I called the cops on her because she sucks.

Now my neighbors on the NORTH SIIIIIIIIDE are pretty cool. They are older people and I help them during the winter by snow blowing their driveway and sidewalk.

This year I'll put all the snow onto the trashy neighbors driveway because I hate them and the lady is a biiiiiiiiitch.

Basic_man · 11-13-2004, 11:19 AM

You feel better now ?

I hate my neighbor too !

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:21 AM

Yes. I feel better now. I think. But I still hate them. I hate your neighbors that you hate too because I had some extra hate left over.

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:21 AM

I know somebody else hates their neighbor, so I'll throw some hate that way too because I'm in the sharing hate mood today.

Raven · 11-13-2004, 11:22 AM

Aren't you selling your house?

Moe 69er · 11-13-2004, 11:24 AM

You can hate my neighbours too.

They're really easy to hate.

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:28 AM

Yes my house is for sale. 2 people are viewing it today actually.

However I still hate them and I will spit my snow on their driveway because they deserve it because they suck. And they called my dog stupid "You're stupid!" when I was outside a while ago. That's not very nice and I've never done anything but ignore their stupidity until now. I said "Well you're stupid!" and she didn't say anything.

Now they get my snow. Then I'm going to pee on their driveway too ... yellow snow... that's what they get for being asshats and flicking their cigarette butts on my lawn and letting their trash blow in my yard.

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Platinum Moe
You can hate my neighbours too. They're really easy to hate.

I hate your neighbors! Damn it!

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:30 AM

Instead of peeing on them, I was thinking of this..

I'll setup my video recorder across the street. Film them at an odd angle leaving for work and returning from home. Then put it in by their door in a manilla envelope with a note "I'm watching you" just to freak them out.

I figure if I did it once to spook them. Then I'd probably move because somebody would by my house.

Why Haven't I sold my house yet? Probably because people go "Oh! You've got neighbors that I hate. No thanks"

uno · 11-13-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Yes my house is for sale. 2 people are viewing it today actually.

However I still hate them and I will spit my snow on their driveway because they deserve it because they suck. And they called my dog stupid "You're stupid!" when I was outside a while ago. That's not very nice and I've never done anything but ignore their stupidity until now. I said "Well you're stupid!" and she didn't say anything.

Now they get my snow. Then I'm going to pee on their driveway too ... yellow snow... that's what they get for being asshats and flicking their cigarette butts on my lawn and letting their trash blow in my yard.

Wow, calling her stupid is harsh!

What kind of stupid dog do you have?

mookienow · 11-13-2004, 11:39 AM

My neighbors are afraid of me.

smack · 11-13-2004, 11:39 AM

my buddy lives in a row of townhouses over the hill from me. no joke every in that plan beats the fuck outta their wives and children.

we were sitting there just watching tv in his living room and could hear people getting tossed around. in the apartment next to him, and the one next to that. it's like a community activity.

one time it spilled over outside, some guy picked this lady up by the hair and through her face first out of the doorway and down the hill.

we just call the cops now everytime we hear ruckus.

but if i could have MY way.... we would just dig some shallow holes and solve the problem once and for all.

emthree · 11-13-2004, 11:39 AM

Maybe you're actually the one who's the bitch that's always overreacting, so they purposely try to piss you off as a form of retaliation?

NinjaSteve · 11-13-2004, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by uno
Wow, calling her stupid is harsh!

What kind of stupid dog do you have?

Manchester Terrier, never barks
http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/manchter.cfm

On the other hand she's illegaly breeding tiny poodles. However she tells the cops "Oh they are just visiting for the day" and when they are outside theyr'e constantly barking and she yells "SHUT UP" out the window. That's classy.

I've considered that emthree, but my other neighbor hates them too. It's like we're all friend but she's a bitch. I've introduced myself when they moved in and they said hi but never told me their names.

Tricksy · 11-13-2004, 12:03 PM

gud luck with them!

TurboAngel · 11-13-2004, 12:06 PM

I know how you feel, I'm glad we moved!

Sosa · 11-13-2004, 12:06 PM

me neighbors are pretty cool, couple college girls and then a couple older ladies.

uno · 11-13-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Manchester Terrier, never barks
http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/manchter.cfm

On the other hand she's illegaly breeding tiny poodles. However she tells the cops "Oh they are just visiting for the day" and when they are outside theyr'e constantly barking and she yells "SHUT UP" out the window. That's classy.

I've considered that emthree, but my other neighbor hates them too. It's like we're all friend but she's a bitch. I've introduced myself when they moved in and they said hi but never told me their names.

For a tiny dog it looks pretty damn cool.

Raven · 11-13-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Yes my house is for sale. 2 people are viewing it today actually.

However I still hate them and I will spit my snow on their driveway because they deserve it because they suck. And they called my dog stupid "You're stupid!" when I was outside a while ago. That's not very nice and I've never done anything but ignore their stupidity until now. I said "Well you're stupid!" and she didn't say anything.

Now they get my snow. Then I'm going to pee on their driveway too ... yellow snow... that's what they get for being asshats and flicking their cigarette butts on my lawn and letting their trash blow in my yard.

Take pics.

xclusive · 11-13-2004, 12:18 PM

I hate my neighbors with a passion can't wait to move to Kentucky in a few months I wont have a neighbor for a hundred yards on either side of me...

zigx · 11-13-2004, 12:22 PM

my friend and i used to hate his neighbors, so we would go out into his back yard with a shovel and throw his dog's shits @ their house..... the idea was first person to throw a shit into an attic vent won...

most of it just got slapped upside their house and in their backyard though.

11-13-2004, 11:18 AM	#1
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	I hate my neighbors I'm glad you're not my neighbor. Because I hate them. The neighbors next to on the SOUTH SIIIIIIIIIDE. They are trashy people that need to go away. They have tiny dogs that bark all the time and during the summer I called the cops on her because she sucks. Now my neighbors on the NORTH SIIIIIIIIDE are pretty cool. They are older people and I help them during the winter by snow blowing their driveway and sidewalk. This year I'll put all the snow onto the trashy neighbors driveway because I hate them and the lady is a biiiiiiiiitch. __________________ ...

11-13-2004, 11:19 AM	#2
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11-13-2004, 11:21 AM	#3
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Yes. I feel better now. I think. But I still hate them. I hate your neighbors that you hate too because I had some extra hate left over. __________________ ...

11-13-2004, 11:21 AM	#4
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	I know somebody else hates their neighbor, so I'll throw some hate that way too because I'm in the sharing hate mood today. __________________ ...

11-13-2004, 11:22 AM	#5
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11-13-2004, 11:28 AM	#7
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Yes my house is for sale. 2 people are viewing it today actually. However I still hate them and I will spit my snow on their driveway because they deserve it because they suck. And they called my dog stupid "You're stupid!" when I was outside a while ago. That's not very nice and I've never done anything but ignore their stupidity until now. I said "Well you're stupid!" and she didn't say anything. Now they get my snow. Then I'm going to pee on their driveway too ... yellow snow... that's what they get for being asshats and flicking their cigarette butts on my lawn and letting their trash blow in my yard. __________________ ...

11-13-2004, 11:30 AM	#9
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Instead of peeing on them, I was thinking of this.. I'll setup my video recorder across the street. Film them at an odd angle leaving for work and returning from home. Then put it in by their door in a manilla envelope with a note "I'm watching you" just to freak them out. I figure if I did it once to spook them. Then I'd probably move because somebody would by my house. Why Haven't I sold my house yet? Probably because people go "Oh! You've got neighbors that I hate. No thanks" __________________ ...

11-13-2004, 11:39 AM	#11
mookienow Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sunny Sunny Seattle Posts: 987	My neighbors are afraid of me.

11-13-2004, 11:39 AM	#12
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	my buddy lives in a row of townhouses over the hill from me. no joke every in that plan beats the fuck outta their wives and children. we were sitting there just watching tv in his living room and could hear people getting tossed around. in the apartment next to him, and the one next to that. it's like a community activity. one time it spilled over outside, some guy picked this lady up by the hair and through her face first out of the doorway and down the hill. we just call the cops now everytime we hear ruckus. but if i could have MY way.... we would just dig some shallow holes and solve the problem once and for all. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

11-13-2004, 11:39 AM	#13
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11-13-2004, 12:03 PM	#15
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11-13-2004, 12:06 PM	#16
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I know how you feel, I'm glad we moved!

11-13-2004, 12:06 PM	#17
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	me neighbors are pretty cool, couple college girls and then a couple older ladies.

11-13-2004, 12:18 PM	#20
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11-13-2004, 12:22 PM	#21
zigx Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Burlingame CA Posts: 1,430	my friend and i used to hate his neighbors, so we would go out into his back yard with a shovel and throw his dog's shits @ their house..... the idea was first person to throw a shit into an attic vent won... most of it just got slapped upside their house and in their backyard though.