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MaDalton 11-13-2004 06:42 AM

100 nearly dead people :helpme

Fred Quimby 11-13-2004 06:54 AM

3 times


when I was 12 I fell through the ice in a pond. No one was around and I had to get out myself. It took 25 minutes to get out, then I had to walk home 2 miles.

then when I was 18, some drunk chick t-boned me and I shattered my pelvis, in the hospital for 24 days.

then when I was 25 I got cancer, 2 operations, followed by 6 months of chemo, then 6 months of radiation.

TheWylders 11-13-2004 09:06 AM

Hell, why not give you all a little insight on myself before you meet me in Vegas :)
When I was 8 I was in a car accident and was pronounced dead on the operating table. I guess it wasn't my time yet because my heart started beating again! It took over a year to recover, my lungs had collapsed, my spleen was broken, my voice box was crushed. They said I'd never walk or talk again, they were wrong on the talking part but I haven't walked since that day. I didn't see no white lights, hell I don't remember most of excpet waking up in ICU hooked up to all kinds of machines. Spent 3 months in ICU and then another 9 months in various hospitals and rehab centers.
Growing up was kinda tough, kids are always pretty mean when someone is 'different' but I made it through just fine. People ask me all the time how I deal with it, not being able to walk and all the things that go along with being a parapalegic, but I've been like this for more than 25 years now and I really don't no any difference. Life has been good to me, sure their are struggles and some people look and treat me different but that's shit you just learn to deal with I guess. Honestly I couldn't be happier, I've got a wife that make most people jealous (www.LivWylder.com) we're able to pay the bills every month (so far) and with Liv being bisexual I get tons and tons of strange pussy :) Don't pitty me fuckers....envy me :) I'll be the guy in a wheelchair in Vegas with a super hottie on his arm and one big fucking smile :winkwink:

gangbangjoe 11-13-2004 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
are you the second person that has been in the car?

i've seen the pics


btw - greetz to you, freestyle!

no im a very close friend

i drove right behind him

AvsTgp 11-13-2004 04:18 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheWylders
[B]Hell, why not give you all a little insight on myself before you meet me in Vegas :)
wow great story...so im assuming your third legs operational ...can you give us a visual of how you have sex? I wouldnt insult you but the way you came out you seem like youd be able to handle such questioning......in any case
I will see you in vegas :thumbsup

dirtydesignz 11-13-2004 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
it's sort of like joining an exclusive club. people can talk forever about it, but unless you've experienced it, you seriously don't know shit.

who's really been to that point?

I've been there twice. Not fun, but very enlightening.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-13-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
Does it happen every night?

Does it happen if you try to take a quick nap during the day or if you try deep relaxation/meditation?...


nah, it only happens when i goto bed at night. i think in my head i just dont like letting go of consciousness and thats why i think im not breathing, because my body is in control at the time. im unsure, but im going to talk to a doc soon about it.. thanks for your responce Oz

sumphatpimp 11-13-2004 06:27 PM

I had drandruff once.
it was terrible.

:(

TheWylders 11-13-2004 06:29 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AvsTgp
[B]
Quote:

Originally posted by TheWylders
Hell, why not give you all a little insight on myself before you meet me in Vegas :)
wow great story...so im assuming your third legs operational ...can you give us a visual of how you have sex? I wouldnt insult you but the way you came out you seem like youd be able to handle such questioning......in any case
I will see you in vegas :thumbsup

lol...yep it works! The girl's gotta do all the work though :)

hilly 11-13-2004 06:34 PM

Hello and thank you God for my time on earth this present.
I fell from a great height, and luckily I didnt break my back.
Now 3 months later, with great pain, I am recovering.

webmaster x 11-14-2004 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
it's sort of like joining an exclusive club. people can talk forever about it, but unless you've experienced it, you seriously don't know shit.

who's really been to that point?

no but my mom did. i was so scared.


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