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beemk · 11-10-2004, 05:32 PM

i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.

mookienow · 11-10-2004, 05:34 PM

SmutGiant · 11-10-2004, 05:34 PM

haha oh shit

detoxed · 11-10-2004, 05:35 PM

hahah

johnny1 · 11-10-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.

I think bang bros issued checks with porn related text on them awhile ago. but no problems depositing.

TheJimmy · 11-10-2004, 05:37 PM

shocking that sponsors still do shit like that...

thought most would have the sense to put

my boring ass company name, ltd or the like

Gynecologist · 11-10-2004, 05:39 PM

Pussy is used as currency so often that I would think you could put that in the bank with out a problem.

clickhappy · 11-10-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk

she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters.

The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits

Shoehorn! · 11-10-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Pussy is used as currency so often that I would think you could put that in the bank with out a problem.

Gynecologist · 11-10-2004, 05:42 PM

Ever get lazy and let your checks pile up for a few months and then take them all in before the expiration date?

I have and the tellers tend to freak out a bit.

TheJimmy · 11-10-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by clickhappy
The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits

shit reminds me of when my accountant got a kick out of 'raw like sushi' checks from years ago...

he thought that was a cute name...

def better than 'ass to mouth cash' checks or the like

SureFire · 11-10-2004, 05:50 PM

Never had a problem with any checks but a few times I opted to use the ATM for deposits.

beemk · 11-10-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by clickhappy
The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits

yeah i could give a shit less. they can laugh all they want, but i'm sure not only do my checks have porn names on it, but also a few more zeros than theirs.

JizzyVidsDotCom · 11-10-2004, 05:58 PM

Would you cash a check with the name.
piss and shit all over my face INC ?

Doctor Dre · 11-10-2004, 05:59 PM

ROFL ... wtf

I've had weird looks with stiffy cash checks

11-10-2004, 06:02 PM

I had the same thing hapen once when College Fuck Fest enclosed a flier in with their check. Gotta love porn related imprints!

AdultNex · 11-10-2004, 06:03 PM

I've had lots of weird looks as well considering my young age.

It's pretty embarassing to say the least.

Meloman · 11-10-2004, 06:03 PM

I was depositing some fat Vivid Cash (Vivid Entertainment) & Flynt Digital checks a few weeks ago. The bank teller finally realized what kind of internet companies these were (because of the popular brand names) and thought it was cool. Next thing you know she's hitting on me and asking if I can take her to some Vivid, Huslter & Playboy parties, LOL.

Mike Okitch · 11-10-2004, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by JizzyVidsDotCom
Would you cash a check with the name.
piss and shit all over my face INC ?

My bank has been pissing and shitting all over my face so I see no reason why not.

fuzebox · 11-10-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.

Same thing with mine!

I just deposited it yesterday in a stack with 8 other cheques, so I don't think my teller noticed.

When I clicked this thread title I was getting ready to tell the story of the pussycash newsletter bleeding all over my cheque, and it turns out that was your problem too.

Too funny.

dcortez · 11-10-2004, 06:35 PM

That sounds pretty amateur.

I could not even recognize some of my sponsors because of how discretely they named the companies they put on the checks.

I hope that (mainstream) embarrassing title sponsor checks are in minority - if not a rare exception.

-Dino

BIGTYMER · 11-10-2004, 06:41 PM

Does legandarylars.com count?

The Heron · 11-10-2004, 07:20 PM

I prefer my checks to have porn names on them, then I can figure out who is paying me! I don't give a shit what tellers think, I make more than them anyhow.

kane · 11-10-2004, 07:41 PM

I once took an AFF check to my bank ( along with many others ) and deposited it. A couple days later I get a letter from the bank telling me that they had to put a hold on one check ( the AFF check ) because they had good reason to belive it was not good. So I went down there and asked them what was up, thinking maybe they knew something I didn't. The teller gets the manager, the manager pulls me aside and tells me that they held it because it comes from a " adult business" and these type of businesses are a high risk to bounce a check. At the time I had been with AFF almost 2 years and had never had a problem. I tell the manager that 90% of the checks I bring in here are from adult companies and none of them has ever bounced. I asked him if I brought in a check from Amazon.com would he question it? He said " no " so I say " you know that amazon has never made a profit? Chances are thier check will bounce before this one."

Long story short they did this to me again about a week later and I got the hint, they didn't want my porn money. So I went down and closed out the both my checking and savings accounts. the funny thing is this was a couple years ago and I had been saving to buy a house so my savings account was pretty fat. All of sudden when I withdrawl all my money he wants to be my friend. Fuck him.

cosis · 11-10-2004, 07:51 PM

only happened once with me- my first stiffycash check

FatBird · 11-10-2004, 08:00 PM

I loved the looks that the RawLikeSushi checks used to get.

WickedVenus · 11-10-2004, 08:02 PM

Very Funny!!!

Actually My Mother in law had one with a name similar to that and she had problems with it.

xenigo · 11-10-2004, 08:04 PM

The teller I deal with doesn't know where my money comes from, but she thinks I'm completely insane when I hand it to her. She looks at it a couple times, her eyeballs pop out of her head, and she says "Wow Noah, good job!" LOL

myjah · 11-10-2004, 08:06 PM

No, and I'm so glad cause my bank makes a federal case out of everything.

Persius · 11-10-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Meloman
I was depositing some fat Vivid Cash (Vivid Entertainment) & Flynt Digital checks a few weeks ago. The bank teller finally realized what kind of internet companies these were (because of the popular brand names) and thought it was cool. Next thing you know she's hitting on me and asking if I can take her to some Vivid, Huslter & Playboy parties, LOL.

did you hit it.. if you didnt omg!

Evil1 · 11-10-2004, 08:16 PM

just last week I met the mailman halfway im my yard. He was acting weird.. I thought he had to take a shit. He hands me the mail, we walk away from each other, i look down and right on top in big ass bold letters was a letter from a CC company addressed to "PORNLINX". A fucking domain that I havnt owned since 1998.

I then realize he didnt need to take a shit, he was trying not to laugh.

Wiggles · 11-10-2004, 08:23 PM

haha thats hilarious, i used to get funny looks with checks from Xpics back in the day, but now all my sponsors have mainstream names.

nmcog · 11-10-2004, 08:35 PM

now that is hilarious

Slick · 11-10-2004, 08:39 PM

I never had any real obvious names on my checks like that. The worst one I think was "Raw Like Suishi" from a while back, which one girl did look at it and ask what kind of place that's from, then she guessed that it was a restaurant, so I went along with it and said that we sold some supplies to a Chinesse restaurant, ha ha ha.

David! · 11-10-2004, 08:46 PM

I had weird looks when I deposited checks from pink4free and gay4free

dirtysouth · 11-10-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Kingpins
Does legandarylars.com count?

Deposited one today and noticed that.

fatal attraction · 11-10-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.

knowing you....I'm glad you didn't make a scene!!!!

xlogger · 11-10-2004, 10:22 PM

I dont give a shit what my bank thinks, i told them its porn $. They dont seem to give a shit. Rofl the manager just told me i was too young to make porn sites ...(im 19)

I mean can banks close my account because i run porn sites?? Its legit $, so whats the problem.

BIGTYMER · 11-10-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by dirtysouth
Deposited one today and noticed that.

They're nice looking big checks too.

11-10-2004, 10:50 PM

I think I remember TripleXCash having their name on their checks at one time. They changed it now though, thankfully.

Also had one once from "United Pimps". That got me a funny look. Glad I didn't have to explain that one.

The worst for me is when they print my affiliate ID on the checks, because I almost always use "evildick".

11-10-2004, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xlogger
I dont give a shit what my bank thinks, i told them its porn $. They dont seem to give a shit. Rofl the manager just told me i was too young to make porn sites ...(im 19)

I mean can banks close my account because i run porn sites?? Its legit $, so whats the problem.

There's been some people on here in the U.S. post that they have been denied service by certain banks because they didn't want to be associated with adult.

I don't know how the banks could get away with that.

psyko514 · 11-10-2004, 11:03 PM

TCG checks clearly say Traffic Cash Gold on them, don't they?

cosis · 11-10-2004, 11:05 PM

this is a good reason to use the ATM to deposit checks

beemk · 11-10-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
TCG checks clearly say Traffic Cash Gold on them, don't they?

dont they say dellwood holdings on them?

Drake · 11-10-2004, 11:08 PM

LOL, owned by the bank teller ;)

Drake · 11-10-2004, 11:09 PM

I wonder if those that push beastiality sponsors run into this problem

psyko514 · 11-10-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
dont they say dellwood holdings on them?

just checked... right above the signature line, it says "TRAFFIC CASH GOLD - VOID AFTER 90 DAYS"

personally, i don't care cause i mail in my checks for deposit. but if i was a bank teller, i'd check it out on google when i had the chance.

beemk · 11-10-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

personally, i don't care cause i mail in my checks for deposit. but if i was a bank teller, i'd check it out on google when i had the chance.

i dont care what some dumb bank teller thinks about me. i'm not ashamed of what i do.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-10-2004, 11:23 PM

nice.

Easton · 11-10-2004, 11:25 PM

i don't see how a company name on a check would cause a bank any problem, assuming it looks legal... so what if it says "I fucked your Mom" on the check, it's legal tender isn't it?

11-10-2004, 05:32 PM	#1
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	Ever get a check with a porn-type name on it? i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny. she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check. __________________ I host with Vacares

11-10-2004, 05:37 PM	#6
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11-10-2004, 08:02 PM	#27
WickedVenus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ: 309691342 ---- Yahoo Messenger: wickedvenus_acv Posts: 3,877	Very Funny!!! Actually My Mother in law had one with a name similar to that and she had problems with it. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

11-10-2004, 08:06 PM	#29
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	No, and I'm so glad cause my bank makes a federal case out of everything. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

11-10-2004, 08:16 PM	#31
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	just last week I met the mailman halfway im my yard. He was acting weird.. I thought he had to take a shit. He hands me the mail, we walk away from each other, i look down and right on top in big ass bold letters was a letter from a CC company addressed to "PORNLINX". A fucking domain that I havnt owned since 1998. I then realize he didnt need to take a shit, he was trying not to laugh. __________________

11-10-2004, 05:34 PM	#2
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11-10-2004, 05:34 PM	#3
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	haha oh shit

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	hahah

11-10-2004, 05:39 PM	#7
Gynecologist Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,184	Pussy is used as currency so often that I would think you could put that in the bank with out a problem.

11-10-2004, 05:42 PM	#10
Gynecologist Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,184	Ever get lazy and let your checks pile up for a few months and then take them all in before the expiration date? I have and the tellers tend to freak out a bit.

11-10-2004, 05:50 PM	#12
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Never had a problem with any checks but a few times I opted to use the ATM for deposits.

11-10-2004, 05:58 PM	#14
JizzyVidsDotCom So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 60	Would you cash a check with the name. piss and shit all over my face INC ?

11-10-2004, 06:02 PM	#16
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I had the same thing hapen once when College Fuck Fest enclosed a flier in with their check. Gotta love porn related imprints!

11-10-2004, 06:03 PM	#17
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	I've had lots of weird looks as well considering my young age. It's pretty embarassing to say the least.

11-10-2004, 06:03 PM	#18
Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	I was depositing some fat Vivid Cash (Vivid Entertainment) & Flynt Digital checks a few weeks ago. The bank teller finally realized what kind of internet companies these were (because of the popular brand names) and thought it was cool. Next thing you know she's hitting on me and asking if I can take her to some Vivid, Huslter & Playboy parties, LOL.

11-10-2004, 06:35 PM	#21
dcortez DINO CORTEZ™ Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 2,145	That sounds pretty amateur. I could not even recognize some of my sponsors because of how discretely they named the companies they put on the checks. I hope that (mainstream) embarrassing title sponsor checks are in minority - if not a rare exception. -Dino

11-10-2004, 06:41 PM	#22
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Does legandarylars.com count?

11-10-2004, 07:20 PM	#23
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I prefer my checks to have porn names on them, then I can figure out who is paying me! I don't give a shit what tellers think, I make more than them anyhow.

11-10-2004, 07:41 PM	#24
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I once took an AFF check to my bank ( along with many others ) and deposited it. A couple days later I get a letter from the bank telling me that they had to put a hold on one check ( the AFF check ) because they had good reason to belive it was not good. So I went down there and asked them what was up, thinking maybe they knew something I didn't. The teller gets the manager, the manager pulls me aside and tells me that they held it because it comes from a " adult business" and these type of businesses are a high risk to bounce a check. At the time I had been with AFF almost 2 years and had never had a problem. I tell the manager that 90% of the checks I bring in here are from adult companies and none of them has ever bounced. I asked him if I brought in a check from Amazon.com would he question it? He said " no " so I say " you know that amazon has never made a profit? Chances are thier check will bounce before this one." Long story short they did this to me again about a week later and I got the hint, they didn't want my porn money. So I went down and closed out the both my checking and savings accounts. the funny thing is this was a couple years ago and I had been saving to buy a house so my savings account was pretty fat. All of sudden when I withdrawl all my money he wants to be my friend. Fuck him.

11-10-2004, 07:51 PM	#25
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,281	only happened once with me- my first stiffycash check

11-10-2004, 08:00 PM	#26
FatBird Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US Posts: 76	I loved the looks that the RawLikeSushi checks used to get.

11-10-2004, 08:04 PM	#28
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	The teller I deal with doesn't know where my money comes from, but she thinks I'm completely insane when I hand it to her. She looks at it a couple times, her eyeballs pop out of her head, and she says "Wow Noah, good job!" LOL

11-10-2004, 08:23 PM	#32
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	haha thats hilarious, i used to get funny looks with checks from Xpics back in the day, but now all my sponsors have mainstream names. __________________ no sig

11-10-2004, 08:35 PM	#33
nmcog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 825	now that is hilarious

11-10-2004, 08:39 PM	#34
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I never had any real obvious names on my checks like that. The worst one I think was "Raw Like Suishi" from a while back, which one girl did look at it and ask what kind of place that's from, then she guessed that it was a restaurant, so I went along with it and said that we sold some supplies to a Chinesse restaurant, ha ha ha.

11-10-2004, 08:46 PM	#35
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	I had weird looks when I deposited checks from pink4free and gay4free __________________ .

11-10-2004, 10:22 PM	#38
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	I dont give a shit what my bank thinks, i told them its porn $. They dont seem to give a shit. Rofl the manager just told me i was too young to make porn sites ...(im 19) I mean can banks close my account because i run porn sites?? Its legit $, so whats the problem. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

11-10-2004, 10:50 PM	#40
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I think I remember TripleXCash having their name on their checks at one time. They changed it now though, thankfully. Also had one once from "United Pimps". That got me a funny look. Glad I didn't have to explain that one. The worst for me is when they print my affiliate ID on the checks, because I almost always use "evildick".

11-10-2004, 11:03 PM	#42
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11-10-2004, 11:05 PM	#43
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,281	this is a good reason to use the ATM to deposit checks

11-10-2004, 11:08 PM	#45
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	LOL, owned by the bank teller ;)

11-10-2004, 11:09 PM	#46
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	I wonder if those that push beastiality sponsors run into this problem

11-10-2004, 11:23 PM	#49
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11-10-2004, 11:25 PM	#50
Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	i don't see how a company name on a check would cause a bank any problem, assuming it looks legal... so what if it says "I fucked your Mom" on the check, it's legal tender isn't it? __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.