just last week I met the mailman halfway im my yard. He was acting weird.. I thought he had to take a shit. He hands me the mail, we walk away from each other, i look down and right on top in big ass bold letters was a letter from a CC company addressed to "PORNLINX". A fucking domain that I havnt owned since 1998.
I then realize he didnt need to take a shit, he was trying not to laugh.
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