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reynold · 11-10-2004, 09:37 AM

Winnie The Who????????????????????
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the
teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People'
words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a ! choo-choo." She said "No, you
took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done?

"I read a book," he repli! ed.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

[I love this]

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

TheLegacy · 11-10-2004, 09:38 AM

foxylady · 11-10-2004, 09:45 AM

lol nice one

PrincessWannaLaya · 11-10-2004, 09:50 AM

Smart Kid ...

reynold · 11-10-2004, 09:51 AM

and i thought pooh was a good word for crap.

Dagwolf · 11-10-2004, 09:52 AM

candyflip · 11-10-2004, 09:55 AM

That's a good one. Gonna have to pass it along.

mookienow · 11-10-2004, 10:16 AM

reynold · 11-10-2004, 11:02 AM

thank you for enjoying it.

skyechase · 11-10-2004, 11:23 AM

haha cute!

11-10-2004, 09:37 AM	#1
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	winnie the? Winnie The Who???????????????????? A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a ! choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he repli! ed. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" [I love this] Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

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