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MetaMan · 11-09-2004, 12:14 PM

i would like to purchase a camel, how much do they run for around $?

is it illegal to keep it in your garage?

anyone have any expierience?

mindoza · 11-09-2004, 12:20 PM

camels are nasty animals...why would you want one? Why would you want to keep it cooped up?..I think you need an exotic pet liscense or something like that. My friend has a fox, a flying squirrel and a lemur.

MetaMan · 11-09-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by mindoza
camels are nasty animals...why would you want one? Why would you want to keep it cooped up?..I think you need an exotic pet liscense or something like that. My friend has a fox, a flying squirrel and a lemur.

i would use his as decoration, so when people walk by they will be like " is that a fucking camel? " and ill respond " fuck ya "

id feed him ketchup chips and mayonase.

and screw a license ill just keep him illegally.

pornguy · 11-09-2004, 12:22 PM

Yes. the first thing that you must do is get the correct sheets to wear for your self. If you dont the Camel may become angry and attack you. They do not like people that are not wearing bed sheets and smell like shit. So you must aslo stop bathing.

Gynecologist · 11-09-2004, 12:23 PM

I fucking hate camels. Makes me ill to ride them. I prefer a donkey to a camel any day.

sperbonzo · 11-09-2004, 12:23 PM

In desert storm we dealt with camals a lot.

They stink
They bite
They spit
They are always in a bad mood

Good luck.

DutchTeenCash · 11-09-2004, 12:24 PM

yup is here in holland pretty sure its the same in the states, we jut had an idiot who got a lion at home, it was taken away, a shitload of paperwork you gotta do and file

take a look here

http://www.wildlifeinformation.org/S...e/Contents.htm

MetaMan · 11-09-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo
In desert storm we dealt with camals a lot.

They stink
They bite
They spit
They are always in a bad mood

Good luck.

my camel will not be grumpy, he will have a very nice hat that i will show the wildlife board i will buy for him, IT IS A NICE HAT!

if he is over $5k im not getting him, but any less this baby is mine.

jacked · 11-09-2004, 12:25 PM

do a search on google for a camel ranch

FrankWhite · 11-09-2004, 12:26 PM

i've seen one on ebay,

they do OVERnight shipping via fedex.

Manowar · 11-09-2004, 12:26 PM

i have one, the clutch runs out on them real fast and drift is pretty hard - other than that, solid built animals

skyechase · 11-09-2004, 12:28 PM

Here ya go

http://www.allcamels.com/links/Buyin...ransportation/

Buying and Transporting Camels. They even have them in Colorado. White one's at that. http://www.als-bactriancamels.com/

Moo Cow Moo ... oh shit, wrong animal. lol

I hope your kidding though.

MetaMan · 11-09-2004, 12:30 PM

http://www.miniatureequine.com/fancoral/index.html

these fuckers are selling zebras a think, fuck, i wonder if camels and zebras get along?

do u think they will give ma bulk price?

i think my girlfriend might want a zebra.

BastarD · 11-09-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
i would use his as decoration, so when people walk by they will be like " is that a fucking camel? " and ill respond " fuck ya "

id feed him ketchup chips and mayonase.

and screw a license ill just keep him illegally.

rotfl

Holly · 11-09-2004, 12:33 PM

Dagwolf · 11-09-2004, 12:34 PM

How much for just a hump?

reynold · 11-09-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
i would like to purchase a camel, how much do they run for around $?

is it illegal to keep it in your garage?

anyone have any expierience?

i think it's illegal and camels smells bad specially their crap.

MetaMan · 11-09-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by reynold
i think it's illegal and camels smells bad specially their crap.

sir!?

i only will feed my camel the finest of arabian oats!

my camel's discretions will smell like a flower my good man!

mardigras · 11-09-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
if he is over $5k im not getting him, but any less this baby is mine.

Knew where one was for $5001, too bad it's was over your limit, they are going up what with all the Middle East disarray and stuff

Nylz · 11-09-2004, 12:58 PM

ask Thomas van de Koch, maybe he knows something

shuki · 11-09-2004, 01:02 PM

Are you getting it to take pictures of its TOE?

sweetME · 11-09-2004, 01:20 PM

Baby camels are cute. They still spit though!

Nylz · 11-09-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by sweetME
Baby camels are cute. They still spit though!

Too bad, I want one that swallows

panchodog's izzy · 11-09-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
sir!?

i only will feed my camel the finest of arabian oats!

my camel's discretions will smell like a flower my good man!

What about the ketchup, chips and mayonaise???

You get the damn camel all worked up thinking he's gonna get some ketchup and then you give him arabian oats?

The evil of it! Them camels got feelings when it comes to ketchup and chips, y'know?

floridaT · 11-09-2004, 01:59 PM

Ask them down at the Quick E Mart.

skyechase · 11-09-2004, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
How much for just a hump?

lol

Identified · 11-09-2004, 11:16 PM

Just $2.95 at I Spy Camel Toe

alias · 11-09-2004, 11:20 PM

Animals that spit are cool, you have to appreciate monkeys and camels not happy with the captive life that give tourists a little more than they bargained for!

xNetworx · 11-10-2004, 01:13 AM

I want a Koala Bear

reynold · 11-10-2004, 09:24 AM

I think having a camel is illegal.

Nylz · 11-10-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Holly

These pics need a Juicy photochop

C-Bass · 11-10-2004, 09:53 AM

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

u jsut made my morning.

skyechase · 11-10-2004, 09:55 AM

So, did you ever find out what prices are on camels?

They aren't like a cute puppy.

loverboy · 11-10-2004, 09:56 AM

visit your nearby ZOO

Sagitta · 11-10-2004, 09:58 AM

Why dont u just get a flea? then it can sleep with u and warm your bed.

Giorgio_Xo · 11-10-2004, 10:03 AM

You should purchase an alpaca instead... same animal family, money maker, and much more human-friendly.

lagwagon · 11-10-2004, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by Holly

omg theres just something really funny about seeing a kid riding on a camel.

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skyechase Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 510	Here ya go http://www.allcamels.com/links/Buyin...ransportation/ Buying and Transporting Camels. They even have them in Colorado. White one's at that. http://www.als-bactriancamels.com/ Moo Cow Moo ... oh shit, wrong animal. lol I hope your kidding though. __________________ Skye [email protected] ICQ: 246300603 Last edited by skyechase; 11-09-2004 at 12:29 PM..

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	http://www.miniatureequine.com/fancoral/index.html these fuckers are selling zebras a think, fuck, i wonder if camels and zebras get along? do u think they will give ma bulk price? i think my girlfriend might want a zebra.

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