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MetaMan 11-09-2004 12:14 PM

Where can i buy a camel?
 
i would like to purchase a camel, how much do they run for around $?


is it illegal to keep it in your garage?

anyone have any expierience?

mindoza 11-09-2004 12:20 PM

camels are nasty animals...why would you want one? Why would you want to keep it cooped up?..I think you need an exotic pet liscense or something like that. My friend has a fox, a flying squirrel and a lemur.

MetaMan 11-09-2004 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
camels are nasty animals...why would you want one? Why would you want to keep it cooped up?..I think you need an exotic pet liscense or something like that. My friend has a fox, a flying squirrel and a lemur.
i would use his as decoration, so when people walk by they will be like " is that a fucking camel? " and ill respond " fuck ya "

id feed him ketchup chips and mayonase.

and screw a license ill just keep him illegally.

pornguy 11-09-2004 12:22 PM

Yes. the first thing that you must do is get the correct sheets to wear for your self. If you dont the Camel may become angry and attack you. They do not like people that are not wearing bed sheets and smell like shit. So you must aslo stop bathing.

Gynecologist 11-09-2004 12:23 PM

I fucking hate camels. Makes me ill to ride them. I prefer a donkey to a camel any day.

sperbonzo 11-09-2004 12:23 PM

In desert storm we dealt with camals a lot.

They stink
They bite
They spit
They are always in a bad mood





Good luck.

DutchTeenCash 11-09-2004 12:24 PM

yup is here in holland pretty sure its the same in the states, we jut had an idiot who got a lion at home, it was taken away, a shitload of paperwork you gotta do and file

take a look here

http://www.wildlifeinformation.org/S...e/Contents.htm

MetaMan 11-09-2004 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sperbonzo
In desert storm we dealt with camals a lot.

They stink
They bite
They spit
They are always in a bad mood





Good luck.

my camel will not be grumpy, he will have a very nice hat that i will show the wildlife board i will buy for him, IT IS A NICE HAT!

if he is over $5k im not getting him, but any less this baby is mine.

jacked 11-09-2004 12:25 PM

do a search on google for a camel ranch

FrankWhite 11-09-2004 12:26 PM

i've seen one on ebay,


they do OVERnight shipping via fedex.

Manowar 11-09-2004 12:26 PM

i have one, the clutch runs out on them real fast and drift is pretty hard - other than that, solid built animals

skyechase 11-09-2004 12:28 PM

Here ya go

http://www.allcamels.com/links/Buyin...ransportation/

Buying and Transporting Camels. They even have them in Colorado. White one's at that. http://www.als-bactriancamels.com/

http://www.als-bactriancamels.com/two_humped_camels.jpg

Moo Cow Moo ... oh shit, wrong animal. lol

I hope your kidding though.

MetaMan 11-09-2004 12:30 PM

http://www.miniatureequine.com/fancoral/index.html

these fuckers are selling zebras a think, fuck, i wonder if camels and zebras get along?

do u think they will give ma bulk price?

i think my girlfriend might want a zebra.

BastarD 11-09-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would use his as decoration, so when people walk by they will be like " is that a fucking camel? " and ill respond " fuck ya "

id feed him ketchup chips and mayonase.

and screw a license ill just keep him illegally.


rotfl :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho :eek7

Holly 11-09-2004 12:33 PM

http://www.whataboutye.co.uk/want_to_buy_a_camel.jpg

http://sertch.com/camel1.jpg

Dagwolf 11-09-2004 12:34 PM

How much for just a hump? :Graucho

reynold 11-09-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i would like to purchase a camel, how much do they run for around $?


is it illegal to keep it in your garage?

anyone have any expierience?

i think it's illegal and camels smells bad specially their crap.

MetaMan 11-09-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
i think it's illegal and camels smells bad specially their crap.
sir!?

i only will feed my camel the finest of arabian oats!

my camel's discretions will smell like a flower my good man!

mardigras 11-09-2004 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
if he is over $5k im not getting him, but any less this baby is mine.
Knew where one was for $5001, too bad it's was over your limit, they are going up what with all the Middle East disarray and stuff:winkwink:

Nylz 11-09-2004 12:58 PM

ask Thomas van de Koch, maybe he knows something :1orglaugh

shuki 11-09-2004 01:02 PM

Are you getting it to take pictures of its TOE?

sweetME 11-09-2004 01:20 PM

Baby camels are cute. They still spit though!

Nylz 11-09-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetME
Baby camels are cute. They still spit though!
Too bad, I want one that swallows :(

panchodog's izzy 11-09-2004 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
sir!?

i only will feed my camel the finest of arabian oats!

my camel's discretions will smell like a flower my good man!

What about the ketchup, chips and mayonaise???

You get the damn camel all worked up thinking he's gonna get some ketchup and then you give him arabian oats?

The evil of it! Them camels got feelings when it comes to ketchup and chips, y'know?

:mad:

floridaT 11-09-2004 01:59 PM

Ask them down at the Quick E Mart.

skyechase 11-09-2004 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
How much for just a hump? :Graucho
lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Identified 11-09-2004 11:16 PM

Just $2.95 at I Spy Camel Toe :thumbsup

alias 11-09-2004 11:20 PM

Animals that spit are cool, you have to appreciate monkeys and camels not happy with the captive life that give tourists a little more than they bargained for!

xNetworx 11-10-2004 01:13 AM

I want a Koala Bear

reynold 11-10-2004 09:24 AM

I think having a camel is illegal.

Nylz 11-10-2004 09:27 AM

These pics need a Juicy photochop :1orglaugh

C-Bass 11-10-2004 09:53 AM

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :1orglaugh




u jsut made my morning.

skyechase 11-10-2004 09:55 AM

So, did you ever find out what prices are on camels?

They aren't like a cute puppy.

loverboy 11-10-2004 09:56 AM

visit your nearby ZOO :1orglaugh

Sagitta 11-10-2004 09:58 AM

Why dont u just get a flea? then it can sleep with u and warm your bed.

Giorgio_Xo 11-10-2004 10:03 AM

You should purchase an alpaca instead... same animal family, money maker, and much more human-friendly.

lagwagon 11-10-2004 10:06 AM

omg theres just something really funny about seeing a kid riding on a camel.


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