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Varius 11-10-2004 10:08 AM

I think the number one thing is making them laugh. If you can do this, you'll both have a much better time on the date and the ice will be broken.

Having tatoos and piercings can also be a big help :1orglaugh

I've found looking like a badass but acting like a gentleman with the woman makes them very, very interested.

polish_aristocrat 11-10-2004 10:23 AM

Do you give flowers when you meet for the first time a woman you knew only online and have now idea how she acts in real life and how your "date" is gonna be?

polish_aristocrat 11-10-2004 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Wiggles
How would that work? its small. :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 11-10-2004 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Your wife has got to be one happy woman, Kevin. You're one of the most pulled together men around. :)
hes fishing for dating tips for crying out loud!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ULVideo 11-10-2004 10:32 AM

After saying hello........

lick your eyebrows.

Semi-Retired-Dave 11-10-2004 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Dude have you ever been with a chick? Not all chicks like it when you pay for everything, some even hate it and insist to pay as well :glugglug
Don't let her pay, even if she wants to. If she pays half or for all that will be the last time you see her.

DO NOT LET HER PAY>

Semi-Retired-Dave 11-10-2004 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
You all forgot the most important thing of all.


What type of woman are your date.

One of the carrier pointed or beautiful women -- Go for Dave

The shy beauty-- KRL/Dave 50/50


I think it depends a lot on what type of girl.

If she have confident and are used to get what she want--- dont give her what she want. Make fun of her instead.

If she is shy-- try to be open and warm so
she feel comfortable.


Remember, there is a different between dating 50+ women and 20 year old girls.

Good advice in this thread. Just need to
figure out what tactics you need to use on what woman.

ok Im done.
:glugglug

Good point.

Gynecologist 11-10-2004 10:45 AM

Always have a plan about what you are going to do on the date. Women hate it when guys don't take charge.

Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.

Kimmykim 11-10-2004 10:55 AM

I simply do not understand why all guys seem to think that being a nice guy gets you nowhere.

IT'S NOT TRUE.

Maybe if you're talking about really young girls, 18-21 or so, it might be. But definitely not with a woman who knows her mind.

Just my little mouse grabbing the cheese...

vixm 11-10-2004 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Fuck that shit , chick gotta impress me.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TrueDAT! http://eyell.com/Smileys/blaze.gif

goBigtime 11-10-2004 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by iforgotmyscreenname
first date...open the car door for them...your car not theres....

hehe what's funny is there probably really is a need to clarify... "Your car, not theres." lmao.

polish_aristocrat 11-10-2004 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist


Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.

hmm

Kimmykim 11-10-2004 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Also, it helps to cancel the first date because then she will think you have more important things than her and that turns women on.
Hahaha, NO.

Ever hear of the ten minute rule? 10 minutes late for our date and I'm outta here... cancelling, especially last minute, is cancelling out any chance of getting in my pants you'd ever have had.

Treat people with courtesy and respect, not a bunch of silly playground games.

ArkansasDave 11-10-2004 11:09 AM

Tell them if their nearly as cool as their sister its going to be great.

ULVideo 11-10-2004 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by ArkansasDave
Tell them if their nearly as cool as their sister its going to be great.
Have you ever tried the sex position "Bucking Bronco" ????

That's when you're doing it doggy, you lean in and whisper in her ear "Your sister is much tighter than you are" and see if you can stay in the saddle for 8 seconds before being thrown off.

Fletch XXX 11-10-2004 11:24 AM

ive always just been myself.

i never put up a facade because im pretty hard to get along with.

im a clown and am always the one making the entire table laugh, but like jim carrey at night when im trying to be alone or something i can be a major dick.

Gynecologist 11-10-2004 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hahaha, NO.

Ever hear of the ten minute rule? 10 minutes late for our date and I'm outta here... cancelling, especially last minute, is cancelling out any chance of getting in my pants you'd ever have had.

Treat people with courtesy and respect, not a bunch of silly playground games.

Sorry, but American women love games. They grew up watching soap operas so unless you fuck with their heads constantly they will look for someone else to provide drama in their life.

Fucked up but so true.

I have found that one of the best ways to get a girl interested in you from the moment you meet her is to tell her you are going on a trip overseas in one week. I guess it creates urgency for her to spend time with you.

Also, the absolute best way to get a hot girl is to completely ignore her. Don't give her any attention at all. Pretend she does not exist when you walk into the room. Hot girls eat that up.

SomeCreep 11-10-2004 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by KRL


Making her laugh a lot is another good thing.

:Graucho

I know unattractive broke losers that have chicks lining up to get banged, just because they can make them laugh. Being able to make a girl laugh is so important, they should teach it to boys while they're in school.

qw12er 11-10-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Abyss_Vee
dont call her a whore

D'oh !!!:1orglaugh

ATL_Ryan 11-10-2004 11:59 AM

Don't kick girls in the pussy. They don't like it. :2 cents:

Gynecologist 11-10-2004 12:03 PM

100 attention whores

Ross 11-10-2004 12:22 PM

Be myself.

TheWolf 11-10-2004 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ArkansasDave
Tell them if their nearly as cool as my sister its going to be great.
:eek7

Kimmykim 11-10-2004 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gynecologist
Sorry, but American women love games. They grew up watching soap operas so unless you fuck with their heads constantly they will look for someone else to provide drama in their life.

Fucked up but so true.

And where do you find these girls that had time to sit around and watch these soap operas when they were growing up?

That's really strange.


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