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Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:29 AM

Lets contribute for all those bored...

Manowar · 11-09-2004, 11:29 AM

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Platinumpimp · 11-09-2004, 11:29 AM

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox ?

5 beers !

axelcat · 11-09-2004, 11:33 AM

nice red x

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:33 AM

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:34 AM

ups sorry

Explicit · 11-09-2004, 11:35 AM

what do you call a boomerang that dosn't come back?

a stick.

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:35 AM

ATL_Ryan · 11-09-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Ana Laura

that's a funny Red X.

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:36 AM

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:37 AM

my favorite by far

Manowar · 11-09-2004, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ana Laura

my favorite by far

that pic is classic

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:40 AM

Needs razor.

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:41 AM

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:43 AM

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:46 AM

reynold · 11-09-2004, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Explicit
what do you call a boomerang that dosn't come back?

a stick.

good one. it got me laughing.

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:50 AM

Ana Laura · 11-09-2004, 11:53 AM

tranza · 11-09-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox ?

5 beers !

reynold · 11-09-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Ana Laura

after seeing that. i won't be taking eggs for breakfast anymore.

Tricksy · 11-09-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ana Laura

this is a good one. lol

Bama · 11-09-2004, 03:22 PM

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

TheLegacy · 11-09-2004, 03:24 PM

shortest joke in the world

baby seal walks into a club...

11-09-2004, 11:29 AM	#1
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11-09-2004, 03:22 PM	#23
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

11-09-2004, 03:24 PM	#24
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