Today's joke collection (pics)
 

Lets contribute for all those bored...

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c...nails/garfield :thumbsup

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox ?


5 beers !

nice red x

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c.../tree_cock.jpg

ups sorry :1orglaugh

what do you call a boomerang that dosn't come back?





a stick.

that's a funny Red X.

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c.../first_day.jpg

my favorite by far :)

that pic is classic

Needs razor.

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c...need_razor.jpg

http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c...s/garfield.gif http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.c...der_barbie.jpg

good one. it got me laughing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

after seeing that. i won't be taking eggs for breakfast anymore.

this is a good one. lol :1orglaugh

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

shortest joke in the world











baby seal walks into a club...