How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Screw In A Lighbulb? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 11-08-2004, 08:25 PM

i don't have the punchline, make one up. best one wins something from the GFY prize chest. i have no authority to award prizes from the GFY prize chest so don't use my name when you bug Lensman, Eric or Loryn about it.

go!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-08-2004, 08:26 PM

3..2..1..GFY

sexeducation · 11-08-2004, 08:27 PM

just one over 5000 posts ...

they stand on a chair and let the world revolve around them ; )

hudson · 11-08-2004, 09:11 PM

3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads

neverlearn · 11-08-2004, 09:14 PM

none...eventually five to five hundred of juicy's sheep will polish his ass bright enough that everyone will go blind

reynold · 11-09-2004, 09:25 AM

can't think of any right now.

NickPapageorgio · 11-09-2004, 09:28 AM

...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program.

(rimshot)

Sambo · 11-09-2004, 09:30 AM

Just 1

Juicy will screw anything......

plyndrty · 11-09-2004, 09:30 AM

Taking a guess at the total IQ rating of GFY... It just might take all of us

newbreed · 11-09-2004, 09:32 AM

I don't know, but how in the World will you fit them inside of it?

Tala · 11-09-2004, 09:33 AM

2, but how do they get in there?

Rob · 11-09-2004, 09:33 AM

1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".

Tala · 11-09-2004, 09:34 AM

None, but give it long enough and someone will make a smilie for it.

Rob · 11-09-2004, 09:35 AM

Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in!

Tala · 11-09-2004, 09:36 AM

2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it.

Tala · 11-09-2004, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in!

skyechase · 11-09-2004, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".

lol

Manowar · 11-09-2004, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it.

KMR Stitch · 11-09-2004, 10:39 AM

1 to screw it in

and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.

Rob · 11-09-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
1 to screw it in

and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.

Or better yet, trying to figure out how to make a bong out of it.

WickedVenus · 11-09-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hudson
3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads

too true

WickedVenus · 11-09-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it".

johnbosh · 11-09-2004, 11:28 AM

nting, the 1.000.000 th poster wins an free mechanic with light bulb

Jace · 11-09-2004, 11:30 AM

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Rob · 11-09-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

codymc12 · 11-09-2004, 12:04 PM

Just one. But after that person does, they'll post a pic of it and ask:

Hot or not?

xenophobic · 11-09-2004, 12:07 PM

30, 1 to screw it in, 29 to post timeline pics.

tranza · 11-09-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program.

(rimshot)

Nice one!

Peter Romero · 11-09-2004, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Fucker... you copied that from last year!

mardigras · 11-09-2004, 01:02 PM

It would never get changed. Sure many would give good reasons to change it but would be too busy arguing with 12Clicks

Jace · 11-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Fucker... you copied that from last year!

haha, actually copied it from a forum humour site

Nanda · 11-09-2004, 03:57 PM

takes all of them...

Sarma · 11-09-2004, 04:00 PM

none! - let the bitch cook in the dark

11-08-2004, 08:25 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Screw In A Lighbulb? i don't have the punchline, make one up. best one wins something from the GFY prize chest. i have no authority to award prizes from the GFY prize chest so don't use my name when you bug Lensman, Eric or Loryn about it. go! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

11-08-2004, 08:26 PM	#2
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11-09-2004, 09:28 AM	#7
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program. (rimshot) __________________

11-09-2004, 09:32 AM	#10
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11-08-2004, 08:27 PM	#3
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	just one over 5000 posts ... they stand on a chair and let the world revolve around them ; )

11-08-2004, 09:11 PM	#4
hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads

11-09-2004, 09:25 AM	#6
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	can't think of any right now.

11-09-2004, 09:30 AM	#8
Sambo So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,187	Just 1 Juicy will screw anything......

11-09-2004, 09:30 AM	#9
plyndrty Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tampa Posts: 1,477	Taking a guess at the total IQ rating of GFY... It just might take all of us

11-09-2004, 09:33 AM	#11
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	2, but how do they get in there? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

11-09-2004, 09:33 AM	#12
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11-09-2004, 09:34 AM	#13
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	None, but give it long enough and someone will make a smilie for it. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

11-09-2004, 09:35 AM	#14
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in! __________________

11-09-2004, 09:36 AM	#15
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

11-09-2004, 10:39 AM	#19
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	1 to screw it in and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.

11-09-2004, 11:28 AM	#23
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	nting, the 1.000.000 th poster wins an free mechanic with light bulb

11-09-2004, 11:30 AM	#24
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

11-09-2004, 12:04 PM	#26
codymc12 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 719	Just one. But after that person does, they'll post a pic of it and ask: Hot or not?

11-09-2004, 12:07 PM	#27
xenophobic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas Posts: 874	30, 1 to screw it in, 29 to post timeline pics.

11-09-2004, 01:02 PM	#30
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	It would never get changed. Sure many would give good reasons to change it but would be too busy arguing with 12Clicks __________________ .

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