How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Screw In A Lighbulb?
 

i don't have the punchline, make one up. best one wins something from the GFY prize chest. i have no authority to award prizes from the GFY prize chest so don't use my name when you bug Lensman, Eric or Loryn about it.


go!

3..2..1..GFY :321GFY

just one over 5000 posts ...

they stand on a chair and let the world revolve around them ; )

3....one to do the screwing, one to watch and one to create 30 alter egos to bounce all those threads

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none...eventually five to five hundred of juicy's sheep will polish his ass bright enough that everyone will go blind

can't think of any right now.

...depends on whether or not it's a pay per twist program.

(rimshot)

Just 1

Juicy will screw anything......

Taking a guess at the total IQ rating of GFY... It just might take all of us:glugglug

I don't know, but how in the World will you fit them inside of it? :helpme

2, but how do they get in there?

1 to hold it and 500 to let him know that they'd "Hit it". :thumbsup

None, but give it long enough and someone will make a smilie for it.

Actually, with all this political spinning going on, that fucker should just screw itself right in! :thumbsup

2. One to screw it in and the other to photoshop a juicy head on it.

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lol

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1 to screw it in

and 500 others trying to figure out how to smoke it.

Or better yet, trying to figure out how to make a bong out of it. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh too true

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nting, the 1.000.000 th poster wins an free mechanic with light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Just one. But after that person does, they'll post a pic of it and ask:

Hot or not?

30, 1 to screw it in, 29 to post timeline pics.

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Nice one!

Fucker... you copied that from last year!:321GFY

It would never get changed. Sure many would give good reasons to change it but would be too busy arguing with 12Clicks:glugglug

haha, actually copied it from a forum humour site

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takes all of them...

none! - let the bitch cook in the dark :thumbsup