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Old 11-08-2004, 07:08 AM   #1
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I do HAVE realistic goals
Good morning,

At this moment I am working on re-gaining mental stability and re-exploring straight sexual affairs.

However, in my spare time I also do play squash and I go to the swimming pool twice per week.

One of my friends offered me a job as customer support for a BIG Adult Verification System network.

I declined his offer, because I do NOT intend on having a $3,500 job.

As I stated SEVERAL times on this board, I had already earned $2,100,000 8 years ago.

Then I was put in Federal Prison in Massachusetts where I spent 6 years, being ass raped by SERIOUS, mostly black criminals or spending time in the library reading Frederic Nietzsche as well as Information Technology books.

Jane, my doctor, told me yesterday that she observed that I am already in better mental condition than last week.

It is PROBABLY connected with the fact that my old friends from Central America, currently TOP MANAGEMENT in NASDAQ companies, have promissed me a loan of $100,000 to invest in innovative ideas in adult content on the Internets.


I will keep you updated


have a nice day


Thomas van de Koch
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:10 AM   #2
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how did you earn $2,100,000 8 years ago?
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:13 AM   #3
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:13 AM   #4
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how did you earn $2,100,000 8 years ago?

good question
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:29 AM   #5
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:30 AM   #6
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Hey that's cool. I want to animate mine now
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:31 AM   #7
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:33 AM   #8
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:38 AM   #9
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:39 AM   #10
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Shut the fuck up morons.

This guysthreads are 100x more interesting than your sig whoring shit.
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:40 AM   #11
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Shut the fuck up morons.

This guysthreads are 100x more interesting than your sig whoring shit.
yeah you're right, I'm a sig whore...
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:40 AM   #12
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:50 AM   #13
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Let the guy continue...he is actually entertaining
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:52 AM   #14
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:53 AM   #15
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Let the guy continue...he is actually entertaining
for real he writes in complete sentances and uses correct grammar
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:54 AM   #16
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yeah you're right, I'm a sig whore...
Who the fuck are you and what have youto contribute to GFY ?
Your posts are idiotic and stupid - just like you.

Fucking log off.
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:56 AM   #17
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:57 AM   #18
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Hit me up THomas... I'll hear you out.
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:58 AM   #19
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:00 AM   #20
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wow, I'm so sorry I pissed you off mr. Owned..
A nobody like you can't possibly piss me off.
You're just like an annoying toilet splatter.
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:00 AM   #21
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Good morning,

At this moment I am working on re-gaining mental stability and re-exploring straight sexual affairs.

However, in my spare time I also do play squash and I go to the swimming pool twice per week.

One of my friends offered me a job as customer support for a BIG Adult Verification System network.

I declined his offer, because I do NOT intend on having a $3,500 job.

As I stated SEVERAL times on this board, I had already earned $2,100,000 8 years ago.

Then I was put in Federal Prison in Massachusetts where I spent 6 years, being ass raped by SERIOUS, mostly black criminals or spending time in the library reading Frederic Nietzsche as well as Information Technology books.

Jane, my doctor, told me yesterday that she observed that I am already in better mental condition than last week.

It is PROBABLY connected with the fact that my old friends from Central America, currently TOP MANAGEMENT in NASDAQ companies, have promissed me a loan of $100,000 to invest in innovative ideas in adult content on the Internets.


I will keep you updated


have a nice day


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you must be really rich. 2,100,000.?
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:16 AM   #22
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Who the fuck are you?
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:19 AM   #23
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Who the fuck are you?
A man who wants to invest $100k on the Internets
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:23 AM   #24
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Who the fuck are you?
The question is, who the fuck are you ?
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:22 AM   #26
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you must be really rich. 2,100,000.?
I've been following his posts, and I believe they were pesos that were in a paper bag, when he got hit on the head and robbed while crossing the border. His pregnant wife then died and he went to prison for tax evasion; where he was fucked in the ass. He likes to read and visits his psychiatrist regularly. He also promise to keep us updated.

I am personally looking forward to his next post.
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