P Diddy wants to be First Black James Bond - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 11-08-2004, 02:55 AM

Rapper and entrepreneur P Diddy, aka Puff Daddy, aka Sean Combs, has set his sights on becoming the first black James Bond.
"The world is ready for a black James Bond," he says.
Producers of the 007 franchise are reportedly still undecided on who will replace actor Pierce Brosnan now that he's left the series

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Marcus Aurelius · 11-08-2004, 02:56 AM

Maybe a spin off of the series or something. but no way P. diddy is the next bond. then again, stranger shit has happened .

Babagirls · 11-08-2004, 02:57 AM

oh noooooooo!!!!!!

adamneve · 11-08-2004, 03:02 AM

i'm sure he will get it one way or another

Mutt · 11-08-2004, 03:03 AM

fuck that uppity douchebag - he could play Fred Sanford's son in a remake of Sanford and Son or maybe Thorpe in a remake of the White Shadow. he's no James Bond, not even John Shaft.

dj pussy · 11-08-2004, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
fuck that uppity douchebag - he could play Fred Sanford's son in a remake of Sanford and Son or maybe Thorpe in a remake of the White Shadow. he's no James Bond, not even John Shaft.

Project-Shadow · 11-08-2004, 03:11 AM

Wesley Snipes = Shaft...
P Diddy = A nobody... no way in hell will he become 007, the ideals of MGM are set too high ... when MGM becomes ingulfed in dope and black CEO's then we'll have a black 007, although by that time MGM will become Crack Heads Unite.

[Please note I have nothing against black people.. just a random scenario that would have to happen for P Diddy to become 007]

erehwon · 11-08-2004, 03:59 AM

Shit, if Madonna can get a cameo, (and a damn shitty one), there is no reason why P Diddy can't be working for the CIA, CSE, special operations or something like that!

007 has to be an English dude!

GTS Mark · 11-08-2004, 04:07 AM

Maybe Pdiddy can do a remake of this classic instead?

DH

Trax · 11-08-2004, 04:19 AM

P Diddy is a joke

TheSquealer · 11-08-2004, 05:09 AM

Yeah, this makes sense... some unintelligible, ghetto speaking black rapper who can't even form a complete sentence, is going to be to play a sophisticated and suave British Intelligence agent.

Drake · 11-08-2004, 05:11 AM

That wouldn't work out well

sweetcuties · 11-08-2004, 06:29 AM

I'm a huge fan of P Diddy... the man is a genius! He's an expert organizer, marketer, raps, dances, acts and has several successful companies. Sean John sales is around 300-400 million and the co is just under 4yrs old. To all the racist haters who don't have anything positive to say is just jealous. You sit back behind your computer and talk shit... you think your cool. You wish you were half the man he is

maxdaname · 11-08-2004, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
I'm a huge fan of P Diddy... the man is a genius! He's an expert organizer, marketer, raps, dances, acts and has several successful companies. Sean John sales is around 300-400 million and the co is just under 4yrs old. To all the racist haters who don't have anything positive to say is just jealous. You sit back behind your computer and talk shit... you think your cool. You wish you were half the man he is

He killed Biggie so

L0rdJuni0r · 11-08-2004, 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Wesley Snipes = Shaft...
P Diddy = A nobody... no way in hell will he become 007, the ideals of MGM are set too high ... when MGM becomes ingulfed in dope and black CEO's then we'll have a black 007, although by that time MGM will become Crack Heads Unite.

[Please note I have nothing against black people.. just a random scenario that would have to happen for P Diddy to become 007]

FrankWhite · 11-08-2004, 06:42 AM

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Originally posted by TheSquealer
Yeah, this makes sense... some unintelligible, ghetto speaking black rapper who can't even form a complete sentence, is going to be to play a sophisticated and suave British Intelligence agent.

sorry but who are you to say that he is not smart ?

let me ask you did you graduate from Howard University?

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT.

reynold · 11-08-2004, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Maybe Pdiddy can do a remake of this classic instead?

DH

Or he could be in a sequel of under cover brother.

sweetcuties · 11-08-2004, 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
He killed Biggie so

As usual and idiot response! Where did you get that from? Do you have proof?? lol, if not shut the fuck up bitch... idiot

FrankWhite · 11-08-2004, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
He killed Biggie so

i dont believe your statement,

it comes to Suge Knight who killed 2pac and biggie, so dont blame PDiddy, why would he kill him ? he was making mad money of him..

IDIOT!

Jakke PNG · 11-08-2004, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
As usual and idiot response! Where did you get that from? Do you have proof?? lol, if not shut the fuck up bitch... idiot

What's up your ass?
He might be talented, rich and successfull. But it's a cold day in hell before anyone can imagine him as Bond.

dj pussy · 11-08-2004, 06:48 AM

maxdaname · 11-08-2004, 06:48 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
As usual and idiot response! Where did you get that from? Do you have proof?? lol, if not shut the fuck up bitch... idiot

He's the only one out there that had a motive. I have nothing concrete and solid about it, I'm just following my guts!

maxdaname · 11-08-2004, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by Doomed
i dont believe your statement,

it comes to Suge Knight who killed 2pac and biggie, so dont blame PDiddy, why would he kill him ? he was making mad money of him..

IDIOT!

My Theory is that they did it together. Yes he was making mad money, but if he releases many "RIP" and unreleased CDs he would make more out of it, like 2Pac.

I'm just saying let's not remove him from the suspect list because he "wrote" a song for Big.

sweetcuties · 11-08-2004, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What's up your ass?
He might be talented, rich and successfull. But it's a cold day in hell before anyone can imagine him as Bond.

I'm just sick and tired of people always trying to bring someone down. That's the problem with society today... to many people spouting shit they have no clue on.

Just for the record I don't see him as bond either but anything's possible. I'm not gonna down the man if he gets it

Sarah_Jayne · 11-08-2004, 07:08 AM

like there aren't hundreds of other black actors that could do a better job.

sternyduke · 11-08-2004, 07:14 AM

"you heard that saying "never say never" we'll i'm sayin never" - chris rock

maxdaname · 11-08-2004, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
I'm just sick and tired of people always trying to bring someone down. That's the problem with society today... to many people spouting shit they have no clue on.

"Jay : All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid fucking movie.
Banky : That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously."

-------

"Holden : The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."

TheSquealer · 11-08-2004, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by Doomed
sorry but who are you to say that he is not smart ?

let me ask you did you graduate from Howard University?

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT.

You can't even read and you are saying I don't know shit? I did not say Puff Daddy was stupid or uneducated.

So lets run with your logic shall we? Bush graduated from both Harvard and Yale.... maybe he should be the next James Bond?... or maybe he should be releasing a multi platinum album and become Dubya-Diddy?

loverboy · 11-08-2004, 08:05 AM

he's kidding right?

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Maybe a spin off of the series or something. but no way P. diddy is the next bond. then again, stranger shit has happened .

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Wesley Snipes = Shaft... P Diddy = A nobody... no way in hell will he become 007, the ideals of MGM are set too high ... when MGM becomes ingulfed in dope and black CEO's then we'll have a black 007, although by that time MGM will become Crack Heads Unite. [Please note I have nothing against black people.. just a random scenario that would have to happen for P Diddy to become 007]

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Maybe Pdiddy can do a remake of this classic instead? DH

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sweetcuties Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 5,859	I'm a huge fan of P Diddy... the man is a genius! He's an expert organizer, marketer, raps, dances, acts and has several successful companies. Sean John sales is around 300-400 million and the co is just under 4yrs old. To all the racist haters who don't have anything positive to say is just jealous. You sit back behind your computer and talk shit... you think your cool. You wish you were half the man he is __________________

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	like there aren't hundreds of other black actors that could do a better job.

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	he's kidding right?