Funny Bash.org Quotes - GoFuckYourself.com

Alex · 11-07-2004, 01:18 PM

List your here

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-07-2004, 01:26 PM

i love bash.org, never been listed though, i have one that is pending, but doubt it will be listed

Dirty F · 11-07-2004, 01:36 PM

Ahahah so many fun quotes there.....cant stop reading!

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

Wiggles · 11-07-2004, 01:37 PM

I've had so many I could of posted but never have, wish i had kept logs, that site is awesome though.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-07-2004, 01:37 PM

<SJEZealot> You know your car is slow when it has a blue circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it.
<Zoomzoom123> At least they circled the problem.

Alex · 11-07-2004, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Ahahah so many fun quotes there.....cant stop reading!

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

hahahah

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

reynold · 11-07-2004, 01:45 PM

Too many funny quotes to start with.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-07-2004, 01:46 PM

<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p

Rantan · 11-07-2004, 01:46 PM

<@Aztorath> I got stuck in a playground slide today.
<@Aztorath> Literally WEDGED inside the tube.
<@Aztorath> We took my roomates kid to the park to play on the stuff. And my roomate tells me to go down backwards, lying on my back, headfirst.
<@Aztorath> It was one of those totally enclosed twisty tube slides.
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* Abaddon sets mode: +v DreadWolf
<@Aztorath> So I'm like, "Alright". I climb in, slide about halfway to the sharp curve, and his kid jumps in after me, HEADfirst. He slams into me and is lying on my legs, my head hits the top of the tube, and I just about bend entirely in half.
<@Aztorath> So now I'm literally wedged inside this hot, tiny, plastic tube, with an extra 60 lbs pressing on me, entirely stuck. Can't move. Kid can't go back up because his feet are out behind him, and I'm kissing my knees.
<@Aztorath> If I were ever close to giving myself a blowjob, today was that day.

Alex · 11-07-2004, 01:47 PM

<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/

<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned

<CABAL> you're the fat one
<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump

<stormin> what's asl?
<Xiautau> age/sex/location
<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit
<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels

Libertine · 11-07-2004, 01:55 PM

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

GeXus · 11-07-2004, 01:55 PM

<JuicyLinks> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> JuicyLinks stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<JuicyLinks> Who me?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Yes you!
<JuicyLinks> Couldn't be!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Then WHO?!!
<JuicyLinks> Lensman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** JuicyLinks has been kicked by Lensman(fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Alex · 11-07-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
<JuicyLinks> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> JuicyLinks stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<JuicyLinks> Who me?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Yes you!
<JuicyLinks> Couldn't be!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Then WHO?!!
<JuicyLinks> Lensman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** JuicyLinks has been kicked by Lensman(fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Dumbass forgot to replace glome with juicylinks.

Alex · 11-07-2004, 01:57 PM

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean

<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?

Freakster · 11-07-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

GeXus · 11-07-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Dumbass forgot to replace glome with juicylinks.

No i fixed it dumbass.. and i didnt refresh the page so i didnt see your post when i posted it

Alex · 11-07-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
No i fixed it dumbass.. and i didnt refresh the page so i didnt see your post when i posted it

whats your point. you messed up

sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire?
sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-07-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
<JuicyLinks> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> JuicyLinks stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<JuicyLinks> Who me?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Yes you!
<JuicyLinks> Couldn't be!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Then WHO?!!
<JuicyLinks> Lensman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** JuicyLinks has been kicked by Lensman(fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

i kinda feel special and confused at the same time, why was i picked for that one...
special>confused ... continue picking me

Holly · 11-07-2004, 02:23 PM

<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship
<[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!'

That's one of my fave sites. I can spend hours reading that shit.

Alex · 11-07-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship
<[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!'

That's one of my fave sites. I can spend hours reading that shit.

I could too but it lags and loads too long.

11-07-2004, 01:18 PM	#1
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Funny Bash.org Quotes List your here <erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

11-07-2004, 01:26 PM	#2
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	i love bash.org, never been listed though, i have one that is pending, but doubt it will be listed __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

11-07-2004, 01:37 PM	#4
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	I've had so many I could of posted but never have, wish i had kept logs, that site is awesome though. __________________ no sig

11-07-2004, 01:37 PM	#5
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	<SJEZealot> You know your car is slow when it has a blue circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it. <Zoomzoom123> At least they circled the problem. __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

11-07-2004, 01:46 PM	#8
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

11-07-2004, 01:36 PM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Ahahah so many fun quotes there.....cant stop reading! <Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

11-07-2004, 01:45 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Too many funny quotes to start with.

11-07-2004, 01:46 PM	#9
Rantan Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Portland ,OR Posts: 714	<@Aztorath> I got stuck in a playground slide today. <@Aztorath> Literally WEDGED inside the tube. <@Aztorath> We took my roomates kid to the park to play on the stuff. And my roomate tells me to go down backwards, lying on my back, headfirst. <@Aztorath> It was one of those totally enclosed twisty tube slides. * DreadWolf ([email protected]) has joined #oldwarez * Abaddon sets mode: +v DreadWolf <@Aztorath> So I'm like, "Alright". I climb in, slide about halfway to the sharp curve, and his kid jumps in after me, HEADfirst. He slams into me and is lying on my legs, my head hits the top of the tube, and I just about bend entirely in half. <@Aztorath> So now I'm literally wedged inside this hot, tiny, plastic tube, with an extra 60 lbs pressing on me, entirely stuck. Can't move. Kid can't go back up because his feet are out behind him, and I'm kissing my knees. <@Aztorath> If I were ever close to giving myself a blowjob, today was that day. __________________ www.jesusjohnson.com

11-07-2004, 01:47 PM	#10
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ <Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned <CABAL> you're the fat one <CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump <stormin> what's asl? <Xiautau> age/sex/location <Xiautau> teen channels have that shit <Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

11-07-2004, 01:55 PM	#11
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours. <ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly. <Ben174> : Where u work? <ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com *** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving) __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

11-07-2004, 01:55 PM	#12
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	<JuicyLinks> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! <Jeff aka NIGHTfall> JuicyLinks stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <JuicyLinks> Who me?! <Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Yes you! <JuicyLinks> Couldn't be! <Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Then WHO?!! <JuicyLinks> Lensman stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** JuicyLinks has been kicked by Lensman(fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

11-07-2004, 01:57 PM	#14
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers <althea> fucked up i mean <tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars. <Toen> you can, if you go outside <tatsumi> ...... go where? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

11-07-2004, 02:23 PM	#19
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship <[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!' That's one of my fave sites. I can spend hours reading that shit. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle