Funny Bash.org Quotes
 

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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

i love bash.org, never been listed though, i have one that is pending, but doubt it will be listed:(

Ahahah so many fun quotes there.....cant stop reading!

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

I've had so many I could of posted but never have, wish i had kept logs, that site is awesome though.

<SJEZealot> You know your car is slow when it has a blue circle with the letters F-O-R-D in it.
<Zoomzoom123> At least they circled the problem.

hahahah

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Too many funny quotes to start with.

<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p


:1orglaugh

<@Aztorath> I got stuck in a playground slide today.
<@Aztorath> Literally WEDGED inside the tube.
<@Aztorath> We took my roomates kid to the park to play on the stuff. And my roomate tells me to go down backwards, lying on my back, headfirst.
<@Aztorath> It was one of those totally enclosed twisty tube slides.
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<@Aztorath> So I'm like, "Alright". I climb in, slide about halfway to the sharp curve, and his kid jumps in after me, HEADfirst. He slams into me and is lying on my legs, my head hits the top of the tube, and I just about bend entirely in half.
<@Aztorath> So now I'm literally wedged inside this hot, tiny, plastic tube, with an extra 60 lbs pressing on me, entirely stuck. Can't move. Kid can't go back up because his feet are out behind him, and I'm kissing my knees.
<@Aztorath> If I were ever close to giving myself a blowjob, today was that day.

<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/



<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned



<CABAL> you're the fat one
<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump


<stormin> what's asl?
<Xiautau> age/sex/location
<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit
<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)

<JuicyLinks> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> JuicyLinks stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<JuicyLinks> Who me?!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Yes you!
<JuicyLinks> Couldn't be!
<Jeff aka NIGHTfall> Then WHO?!!
<JuicyLinks> Lensman stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** JuicyLinks has been kicked by Lensman(fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Dumbass forgot to replace glome with juicylinks.

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean


<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No i fixed it dumbass.. and i didnt refresh the page so i didnt see your post when i posted it

whats your point. you messed up:1orglaugh


sidacola: I wonder if the house would burn down if I set it on fire?
sidacola: Er, I meant the incense stick, not the house.

i kinda feel special and confused at the same time, why was i picked for that one...
special>confused ... continue picking me :glugglug





<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had a user tell me that she couldn't see anything on her PC. I had her verify for me that it was plugged in and that it was turned on. When it still didn't display anything I went to her office to take a look.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> She didn't have a computer. She had a monitor only.
<LORD|Bishop|Werk> hahahahahahaaha
<LORD|Kittel|Work> But that was indeed plugged in and turned on.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had to give her that.

<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship
<[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!'



That's one of my fave sites. I can spend hours reading that shit.
:1orglaugh

I could too but it lags and loads too long.