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Old 11-05-2004, 05:32 PM   #1
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A 90 year old man said to his...

A 90 year old man said to his doctor. "i've never felt better" i have a 18 years old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said. "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit hurry. He accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek. He saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went "BANG BANG" and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?

The 90 years old man said. "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replies "my point exactly"
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:35 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:42 PM   #3
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:44 PM   #4
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:52 PM   #5
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:53 PM   #6
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:54 PM   #7
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:55 PM   #8
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Old 11-05-2004, 05:57 PM   #9
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Old 11-05-2004, 06:27 PM   #10
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Old 11-05-2004, 11:23 PM   #11
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LOL...thats a good one!!!
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Old 11-06-2004, 12:09 AM   #12
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Old 11-06-2004, 12:22 AM   #14
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A young boy is playing in the garden, his grandfather goes over to see what he was doing, he saw the boy trying to pull a worm out of it's hole. The boy holds up the worm to his grandfather and says "look I got him out of his hole" the grandfather laughs and says "well done, I'll give you a dollar if you can put him back" the grandfather chuckles to himself, to his amazement the boy comes back and threads the worm into the hole, the grandfather is amazed, he says "how did you do that my boy" the boy shows his grandfather a can of hairspray "i just coated him real thick with this and he got all hard" so the grandfather gives him a buck.
20 minutes later grandfather comes back and hands him a dollar, the boy says "granddad you already gave me it", the grandfather says " this one's from your grandma son"
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