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Old 11-06-2004, 12:26 AM  
xenophobic
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A young boy is playing in the garden, his grandfather goes over to see what he was doing, he saw the boy trying to pull a worm out of it's hole. The boy holds up the worm to his grandfather and says "look I got him out of his hole" the grandfather laughs and says "well done, I'll give you a dollar if you can put him back" the grandfather chuckles to himself, to his amazement the boy comes back and threads the worm into the hole, the grandfather is amazed, he says "how did you do that my boy" the boy shows his grandfather a can of hairspray "i just coated him real thick with this and he got all hard" so the grandfather gives him a buck.
20 minutes later grandfather comes back and hands him a dollar, the boy says "granddad you already gave me it", the grandfather says " this one's from your grandma son"
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