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Old 09-07-2001, 12:59 AM   #1
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The Most memorable BLOW-JOB

For me it was a Russian girl i met ... She blew me in a Movie-Theatre while people were watching us,She had no shame at all.. I couldnt fucken take it man.. I was so embarassed and Laughing my ass off..She would have blown me in front the President......RUssians and Latinas are the best lovers......


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Old 09-07-2001, 01:30 AM   #2
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Well, how about Thai? yep!
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Old 09-07-2001, 01:50 AM   #3
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I'd have to say the day I got my license, in my garage leaning against my 88 Iroc-z Convertible & then busting a nut in her mouth and she swallowed. What a great day.
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Old 09-07-2001, 02:33 AM   #4
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hmmm. as i recall, (before i stopped having sex) ALL my blowjobs were the best ones my mens ever had!

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Old 09-07-2001, 02:37 AM   #5
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All blowjobs are the best
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Old 09-07-2001, 04:52 AM   #6
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All blowjobs are the best

YOu don't know where you are talking about!!!!
The first time for me was like hell!

Teeth in my dick! Damn! Poor girl didn't knew what she was doing <- at least that was what she said, but I think she just though she was eating a large icecream!

And I was the icecream ! auch
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Old 09-07-2001, 06:22 AM   #7
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My funniest one was a while ago when I was on a party and I got a blowjob outside. When I looked around I saw my friend getting a blowjob from her girlfriend.

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Old 09-07-2001, 07:14 AM   #8
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I guess the first ones are always the best

oh, also when she started trying different shit and kept asking me to tell her what was the best.... it unveiled a whole new world as well
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Old 09-07-2001, 07:39 AM   #9
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I agree with Mikey, didnt know their could be a bad one?



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Old 09-07-2001, 07:44 AM   #10
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I saw my friend getting a blowjob from her girlfriend.

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Old 09-07-2001, 08:19 AM   #11
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lol
the most memorable was at a "friends" party lol.. he had BDay or someshit and it was the first time i meet his new GF (a damn hot chick) lol
you think you know how it continues...?? yes youre right
she did a nice job..

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Old 09-07-2001, 12:17 PM   #12
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Oh man i have had the teeth scrubbing action as well Ouch....
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Old 09-07-2001, 02:32 PM   #13
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Trax, I see you've always been a JACKASS~!

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Old 09-07-2001, 02:46 PM   #14
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The last one I got was the best. Unfortunately, it was in 1681 by a French witch. She did things with her tongue on my cock that makes french kissing pale in comparison

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Old 09-07-2001, 02:49 PM   #15
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She had pop-rocks in her mouth...

Ya'll remeber pop-rovks....the explodong candy?

It was defintely the most "memorable" BJ I've ever had......lol

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Old 09-07-2001, 02:53 PM   #16
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FUck dude a new niche has been Born....

Inventor of the Famous Forehead-Cock-Slapper.
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Old 09-07-2001, 11:57 PM   #17
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My 2nd ex-wifes sister, out in the chickenhouse, and yes there was a goat involved.
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Old 09-08-2001, 12:04 AM   #18
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Oh shit thats funny...Yes we have a cockfarm in our bedroom..
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Old 09-08-2001, 01:33 AM   #19
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Russian bitches?? They are ok but
when I was 16, I had this German Shepard and she'd lick me off so fucking good with just a pinch of peanut butter.

Ohh the memories. Trixie was one bitch that really knew how to lick cock. But Id like to try a Russian like snow did.. Im not familar with the Russian breeds, but if snow says they are good im sure they are.

How did you get her in the theatre??

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Old 09-08-2001, 03:23 AM   #20
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Hmmmmmmm...One of many stories here.....but I would have to say.......

After A Full Night of Partying In One Of A Los Angeles Area NightClub........

I met Two Girls......Twins.........
Toni and Tina............

We Went For A Drive......Ran up To Hills in the Los Feliz Area.........

Lets Just Put it this way.......

To Date, I still Call Toni......

One Eye Toni.............

It was Wild.......................
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Old 09-08-2001, 09:05 AM   #21
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Ahh my favorite subject.

Well I've had a lot of good ones... damn it's all coming back to me now...

I think enthusiasm is #1 -- I have to believe that she really wants to consume me and swallow me... Some of the best blowjobs that I've had were when I was fingering her or playing with her clit -- so that she was excited to the point where she was out of control -- the sucking becomes almost an involuntary act of desperation -- a primal longing for climax... between momentary pauses for gasps of air or to let out a moan of unexpected pleasure...

69 BJ's can be good but I like the above better because the visuals are way better -- instead of looking at her asshole you can see her on the bed sucking away, wiggling her whole body in delight on your finger... Most of the 69's that I've had -- the girl couldn't concentrate enough on what she was doing -- and I'd say there are a lot of women that are wierd about you being down there anyway for whatever reason...

Also I think a good BJ is totally for the guy -- when she sucks the hell out of you when you come and if she doesn't stop even after you come -- a lot of girls stop as soon as that first contraction comes -- but that's the worst time to stop -- they shouldn't stop until you're completely done... I guess that's one of the benefits of having a girlfriend or a wife -- she knows just how you like it... But the great thing about BJ's is there's always a better one right around the corner -- just when you thought you had the best one -- you're suprised -- oh shit I've never had it like THAT before!

Shit I could go on and on but I guess I have work to do ;)

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Old 09-08-2001, 09:16 AM   #22
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most memorable blow job for me was by these 2 girls i was with at the same time......it's the only 3-some I ever had. I had one on my nuts and the other on my schlong.
Then they would french kiss at the tip of my dick and one of them liked to hum songs while my cock was in her mouth.

Try that........btw, I've received the poprock thing,,,,,,nice!
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Old 09-08-2001, 09:24 AM   #23
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As far as race and BJ quality -- hehe... ever girl is different... I don't travel the world in search of BJ's but here's a short list from my experience anyway ;)

BTW: too short = duration ;)

Team Brazil - A+ the best!
Team Japan - D, too short, too slow, too soft
Team Ecuador - A, she'd rather fuck than suck
Team Guatemala C+ - wild but no swallow
Team USA - F - A from weak to cock hungry!??
Team Arab - F - teeth! she bit my lip too!
Team Denmark - C didn't swallow, ran away with the sperm in her mouth and sold it to cash4sperm.com!

Snow please send me a Russian BJ FedEx.


Ladies please no handjobs unless you really know what you're doing!!!
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Old 09-08-2001, 12:47 PM   #24
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TheFLY, it seens like you really enjoyed the brazilian girl(s), huh ?
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Old 09-08-2001, 12:54 PM   #25
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Oh, I just remembered the emails you sent me in July or so
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Old 09-09-2001, 11:26 AM   #26
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Memorable blowjobs? I'm the queen of many memories. How about the Cookie Baker Blowjob or the In the Pipes Blowjob!!

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Old 09-09-2001, 11:39 AM   #27
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In Greece they have a saying: "What wine is best? Some other man's!" (any wine you don't have to pay for out of your own pocket). So, one answer would be a BJ from someone else's woman (violating his marked territory, as it were).

More seriously, the best blow job is the one you are getting right now. Every one is the best while you're getting it, no?

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Old 09-09-2001, 11:48 AM   #28
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Every BJ I've ever given has been memorable to the givee. I think it has something to do with the way I contract and release the muscles in my throat.

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Old 09-09-2001, 04:08 PM   #29
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She wanted to see a movie... We were in the theatre and she just went for it.. It was a movie called soulfood... That movie will always remind me of that now..She was the most passionate woman i have ever been with...Russian girls have alot of heart and latinas...

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Damn snow..you get all the good hookers

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Old 09-09-2001, 05:19 PM   #31
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damn red, I wish you'd teach that to my woman LOL... she does it all, except for deep throat... told her to try it once, she didn't take too much in hehe...

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Snow when I was in high school I went to the movies with two Russian girls... I remember it was right after our "senior-skip-day" party got busted and we decided to go to the movies because Natalia worked there... So I'm alone with two Russian girls in this movie theater... Hmm... nothing happened... But I was pretty stupid in high school... No REALLY stupid. I wish I could do some kind of time warp thing... I really missed out. Instead I spent all my time programming Pascal ehehe... Actually Natalia was on our programming team -- go figure. The blonde one (forgot her name) was really hot but her eyes were crossed -- I mean she was gorgeous -- I think she was a model -- I was pretty sure that she liked me -- her locker was next to mine and she was always looking at me -- but I couldn't get past the crossed eyes thing... ehehe... Anyway, when are we going on a field trip to Russia? I read that Russian women want a man to show them who's boss... Forget feminism -- Russian women will think you are a pussy unless you are in control. At least that's what I read... In reality there's no roadmap to the perfect blowjob -- it takes cunning, skill, luck, planning, a large penis, balls of steel, and good karma... ehehe.
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Old 09-09-2001, 09:36 PM   #33
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actually fly, wouldn't a 12 incher lack on the "blowjob quality" since he has over 50% of his schlong not benefiting from the girl's 2nd hottest spot?

I mean, take the regular guy, he's already not getting it all in in most girls, imagine those porn movie black dudes.... they must lack some of the best blowjobs
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Old 09-09-2001, 09:37 PM   #34
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who the fuck comes up with stupid titles like these LOL..

I type with my nipples... heheheh
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Old 09-09-2001, 11:54 PM   #35
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Oh man when i was young i blew it all the time... Woman just dont understand that men cant take hints... YOU HAVE TO TELL US IN OUR FACE.... I missed many encounters due to my nerdness.....
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There is no such thing as a bad blowjob, as long as you're prepared to cope with an occasional flesh wound.
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Lot's of them along the years, but the first one in the bathroom at the local putt-putt mini golf course is one that won't be forgotten
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Old 09-10-2001, 04:37 AM   #38
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This is a no brainer, the two girl show I had back about like uh. Shit a while back with a girl who worked at Cheetah's and her foxy Latina girlfriend.

Two hotties lickin' my lollipop was about as memorable as it gets.
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Old 09-10-2001, 07:55 AM   #39
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let's just say the Jasper National Park guy is gonna remember us LoL

getting caught just sort of gets the fun out of it, but provides a laugh afterwards (at least, I'm laughing about it, and my girlfriend's friend makes fun of her )
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