Why do women fake orgasms? - GoFuckYourself.com

alexg · 11-03-2004, 01:59 PM

because they think that we care

Manowar · 11-03-2004, 02:00 PM

Juicy D. Links · 11-03-2004, 02:00 PM

loll

Wiggles · 11-03-2004, 02:03 PM

to protect your shattered ego.

Fizzgig · 11-03-2004, 02:03 PM

You wish you didn't care

alexg · 11-03-2004, 05:05 PM

can any women confirm this?

foxylady · 11-03-2004, 05:11 PM

because its easy to do... especially when we are tired and not in the mood to fuck

Gynecologist · 11-03-2004, 05:12 PM

Exactly.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-03-2004, 05:14 PM

Who gives a shit as long as I bust a nut, I'm happy

SongRider · 11-03-2004, 05:17 PM

For the same reason a dog licks its balls..........

Because they can!

alexg · 11-03-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SongRider
For the same reason a dog licks its balls..........

Because they can!

dogs really do it?
damn

JenniferJessica · 11-03-2004, 05:27 PM

We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.

Pete · 11-03-2004, 05:29 PM

Women cant help but have a real orgasm when my big cock goes in and out.

Furious_Female · 11-03-2004, 05:29 PM

because men fake relationships?

alexg · 11-03-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.

damn, I made you register on GFY

Dagwolf · 11-03-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Women cant help but have a real orgasm when my big cock goes in and out.

You should be flattered that they think enough of you to fake it

titmowse · 11-03-2004, 05:33 PM

we fake them because we can

Rankings · 11-03-2004, 05:40 PM

They do it to speed things along

NoCarrier · 11-03-2004, 05:42 PM

fake orgasms is a lie

strats · 11-03-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
we fake them because we can

I can fake them too, and im a guy!

its ez, just get the pre semen fliud all excited so it builds a bunch, then when u cum,.. just let the first stages of it out, and if you do it right, you will get a huge gush of pre ejaculation juice, the women will feel wherever it went and think you cummed, but u really didnt!

Horray

TweetyBird · 11-03-2004, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care

hehe, good one

webgurl · 11-03-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.

NichePay_Manny · 11-03-2004, 06:11 PM

Its a good thing like a bird they sing

LOL

kowntafit · 11-03-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
because men fake relationships?

That is pretty funny too.

myjah · 11-03-2004, 08:07 PM

why ask why?

cocky · 11-03-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care

no shit, huh

latinasojourn · 11-03-2004, 08:25 PM

usually there are two reasons:

1. you don't know what you are doing, and she justs wants you to stop.

2. to make you feel good. (to make your ego feel good)

hint: only a very small minority of girls can have orgasm through intercourse alone.

most efficient way to bring a chick off involves working all three of her holes plus some specific hot talk which will be unique for each girl. most gals have trouble getting off without the hot talk part, regardless of physical stimulation---bringing a chick off is about 50% psychological stimulation, 50% physical.

if you know what you are doing you can bring any gal off within 30 minutes or less, but never less than 10 minutes.

the only sure fire way to know if a gal is actually seeing jesus is by feeling her anal sphincter contract during orgasm.

maybe there is another sure fire way to tell, but i don't know it.

chodadog · 11-03-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.

Isn't that rather counter-productive though? I mean, why not just stop and said "hey, look, this is about as pleasurable as a midget kicking me in the snatch" and actually talked about it and improve the situation instead of making him think he's doing it just right. Because if he thinks he's doing it just right, then you know he's going to do it again and again and again.

BitterPen · 11-03-2004, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
I can fake them too, and im a guy!

its ez, just get the pre semen fliud all excited so it builds a bunch, then when u cum,.. just let the first stages of it out, and if you do it right, you will get a huge gush of pre ejaculation juice, the women will feel wherever it went and think you cummed, but u really didnt!

Horray

Doesn't that leave you frustrated????

Vitasoy · 11-03-2004, 08:39 PM

So that she is done with sex that night.

CET · 11-03-2004, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Isn't that rather counter-productive though? I mean, why not just stop and said "hey, look, this is about as pleasurable as a midget kicking me in the snatch" and actually talked about it and improve the situation instead of making him think he's doing it just right. Because if he thinks he's doing it just right, then you know he's going to do it again and again and again.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

GirlNinja · 11-03-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care

I wonder what could've given us that idea?

OG LennyT · 11-03-2004, 09:01 PM

LOL@your woman having to fake one.

I dont seem to have that problem

alexg · 11-04-2004, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dvd316
LOL@your woman having to fake one.

I dont seem to have that problem

maybe she just knows how to fake it right

Spunky · 11-04-2004, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foxylady
because its easy to do... especially when we are tired and not in the mood to fuck

Manipulators all of them...shakes fist in air

loverboy · 11-04-2004, 08:01 AM

are they faking it? wtf

reynold · 11-04-2004, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care

fake it? never happened to me and my girl.

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latinasojourn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,191	usually there are two reasons: 1. you don't know what you are doing, and she justs wants you to stop. 2. to make you feel good. (to make your ego feel good) hint: only a very small minority of girls can have orgasm through intercourse alone. most efficient way to bring a chick off involves working all three of her holes plus some specific hot talk which will be unique for each girl. most gals have trouble getting off without the hot talk part, regardless of physical stimulation---bringing a chick off is about 50% psychological stimulation, 50% physical. if you know what you are doing you can bring any gal off within 30 minutes or less, but never less than 10 minutes. the only sure fire way to know if a gal is actually seeing jesus is by feeling her anal sphincter contract during orgasm. maybe there is another sure fire way to tell, but i don't know it.

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