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alexg 11-03-2004 01:59 PM

Why do women fake orgasms?
 
because they think that we care

Manowar 11-03-2004 02:00 PM

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 11-03-2004 02:00 PM

loll :1orglaugh

Wiggles 11-03-2004 02:03 PM

to protect your shattered ego.

Fizzgig 11-03-2004 02:03 PM

You wish you didn't care :winkwink:

alexg 11-03-2004 05:05 PM

can any women confirm this?

foxylady 11-03-2004 05:11 PM

because its easy to do... especially when we are tired and not in the mood to fuck :BangBang:

Gynecologist 11-03-2004 05:12 PM

Exactly.

SetTheWorldonFire 11-03-2004 05:14 PM

Who gives a shit as long as I bust a nut, I'm happy :thumbsup

SongRider 11-03-2004 05:17 PM

For the same reason a dog licks its balls..........

Because they can! :thumbsup

alexg 11-03-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SongRider
For the same reason a dog licks its balls..........

Because they can! :thumbsup

dogs really do it?
damn

JenniferJessica 11-03-2004 05:27 PM

We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.

Pete 11-03-2004 05:29 PM

Women cant help but have a real orgasm when my big cock goes in and out.

Furious_Female 11-03-2004 05:29 PM

because men fake relationships?

alexg 11-03-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.
damn, I made you register on GFY :thumbsup

Dagwolf 11-03-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
Women cant help but have a real orgasm when my big cock goes in and out.
You should be flattered that they think enough of you to fake it :)

titmowse 11-03-2004 05:33 PM

we fake them because we can :)

Rankings 11-03-2004 05:40 PM

They do it to speed things along

NoCarrier 11-03-2004 05:42 PM

fake orgasms is a lie

strats 11-03-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
we fake them because we can :)
I can fake them too, and im a guy!

its ez, just get the pre semen fliud all excited so it builds a bunch, then when u cum,.. just let the first stages of it out, and if you do it right, you will get a huge gush of pre ejaculation juice, the women will feel wherever it went and think you cummed, but u really didnt!

Horray

TweetyBird 11-03-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care
hehe, good one :1orglaugh

webgurl 11-03-2004 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

NichePay_Manny 11-03-2004 06:11 PM

Its a good thing like a bird they sing :1orglaugh LOL

kowntafit 11-03-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female
because men fake relationships?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
That is pretty funny too.

myjah 11-03-2004 08:07 PM

why ask why?

cocky 11-03-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care
no shit, huh

latinasojourn 11-03-2004 08:25 PM

usually there are two reasons:

1. you don't know what you are doing, and she justs wants you to stop.

2. to make you feel good. (to make your ego feel good)

hint: only a very small minority of girls can have orgasm through intercourse alone.

most efficient way to bring a chick off involves working all three of her holes plus some specific hot talk which will be unique for each girl. most gals have trouble getting off without the hot talk part, regardless of physical stimulation---bringing a chick off is about 50% psychological stimulation, 50% physical.

if you know what you are doing you can bring any gal off within 30 minutes or less, but never less than 10 minutes.

the only sure fire way to know if a gal is actually seeing jesus is by feeling her anal sphincter contract during orgasm.

maybe there is another sure fire way to tell, but i don't know it.

chodadog 11-03-2004 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JenniferJessica
We women fake orgasms now and then when we get so annoyed with a guys lack of performance, that we just want it to be over with.
Isn't that rather counter-productive though? I mean, why not just stop and said "hey, look, this is about as pleasurable as a midget kicking me in the snatch" and actually talked about it and improve the situation instead of making him think he's doing it just right. Because if he thinks he's doing it just right, then you know he's going to do it again and again and again.

BitterPen 11-03-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
I can fake them too, and im a guy!

its ez, just get the pre semen fliud all excited so it builds a bunch, then when u cum,.. just let the first stages of it out, and if you do it right, you will get a huge gush of pre ejaculation juice, the women will feel wherever it went and think you cummed, but u really didnt!

Horray

Doesn't that leave you frustrated???? :eek7

Vitasoy 11-03-2004 08:39 PM

So that she is done with sex that night.

CET 11-03-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Isn't that rather counter-productive though? I mean, why not just stop and said "hey, look, this is about as pleasurable as a midget kicking me in the snatch" and actually talked about it and improve the situation instead of making him think he's doing it just right. Because if he thinks he's doing it just right, then you know he's going to do it again and again and again.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

GirlNinja 11-03-2004 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care
I wonder what could've given us that idea?

OG LennyT 11-03-2004 09:01 PM

LOL@your woman having to fake one.

I dont seem to have that problem :winkwink:

alexg 11-04-2004 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dvd316
LOL@your woman having to fake one.

I dont seem to have that problem :winkwink:

maybe she just knows how to fake it right

Spunky 11-04-2004 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foxylady
because its easy to do... especially when we are tired and not in the mood to fuck :BangBang:
Manipulators all of them...shakes fist in air

loverboy 11-04-2004 08:01 AM

are they faking it? wtf :1orglaugh

reynold 11-04-2004 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
because they think that we care
fake it? never happened to me and my girl.


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