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Old 11-03-2004, 03:09 PM   #1
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Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/
Updated: 5:51 a.m. ET Nov. 3, 2004

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion?s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

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?Jesus will save you!? shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

?Come bite me!? he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:15 PM   #2
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Playing jesus was. much less playing jesus with a lion.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:18 PM   #3
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Were the lion keepers Roman?...lmao

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Old 11-03-2004, 03:20 PM   #4
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oh man...lol that is awesome
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:26 PM   #5
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If that has happened in the US they would have killed the lions- even though it was that idiots fault.

Animals don't understand english- he's preaching to them and waving his arms- his body language looks like a taunt. Naturally the lions are going to bite his ass.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:36 PM   #6
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He was an idiot
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:38 PM   #7
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I thought that was Bush
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:40 PM   #9
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