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#1 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Florida
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So, how much do you all pay for sex???
I'll start...
1.) I give my wife $1,500.00 a week 2.) I get laid an average of 3 times a week Now, I know she has to pay the mortgage, car payments, bills, blah..blah..blah.. and yea, she needs to feed the kids, buy them clothes, yadda..yadda..yadda.. But still...don't you think $500 a pop is a little steep? ------------------ Bob 3x-x.com Gallery Quest |
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#2 |
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5 bucks a pop for the crack whores downtown. I dont get sex from my wife.
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#3 |
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My right and left hands don't charge me, but every now and again I purchase a nice pimpin' ring for them to show my appreaciation...bling bling!
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#4 |
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Oh and if the crack whores let me fuck them in the ass without a condom, i throw them and extra buck.
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[This message has been edited by Gary (edited 09-07-2001).] |
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#7 |
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Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?
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#9 |
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LOL Gary you are great
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#10 |
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My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
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#12 |
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Your pussy is a screamer?
I WAS married 8 years... gave her 8K a month for household expense... 4 vacations a year... was divorced 2 years ago and she got 240K. First two years we had sex... 3 times a week... then it dwindled to once a week for a year or so... then once a month for about the last 4 years. She still gets 2400 a month... Over a ten year period of time... she has recieved $1,080,000 (not including her benefits package) I was laid about: 468 times and prolly got a dozen blowjobs to boot. Figure 480 orgasms... works out to roughly $2250.00 per nut. [This message has been edited by AWC (edited 09-07-2001).] |
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#13 |
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I'm thinking of getting a chicken.
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#14 |
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Hmmmmm...chicken
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#15 |
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Location: Sunny Florida
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AWC...Thank You,
I thought I was getting fucked...I feel much better now. Well, you know what they say... I felt sorry for myself for I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet. ------------------ Bob 3x-x.com Gallery Quest |
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