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Tuzz 09-07-2001 01:24 PM

So, how much do you all pay for sex???
 
I'll start...

1.) I give my wife $1,500.00 a week
2.) I get laid an average of 3 times a week

Now, I know she has to pay the mortgage, car payments, bills, blah..blah..blah..

and yea, she needs to feed the kids, buy them clothes, yadda..yadda..yadda..

But still...don't you think $500 a pop is a little steep?

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Bob
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Gary 09-07-2001 01:30 PM

5 bucks a pop for the crack whores downtown. I dont get sex from my wife.

Squishy 09-07-2001 01:32 PM

My right and left hands don't charge me, but every now and again I purchase a nice pimpin' ring for them to show my appreaciation...bling bling!

Gary 09-07-2001 01:34 PM

Oh and if the crack whores let me fuck them in the ass without a condom, i throw them and extra buck.

Tuzz 09-07-2001 01:40 PM

Too scarey, Gary

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Gary 09-07-2001 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuzz:
Too scarey, Gary


Oh, don't act like im the only one that likes to dip into a crack whores butt a few times a week.

[This message has been edited by Gary (edited 09-07-2001).]

Squishy 09-07-2001 01:46 PM

Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?

Gary 09-07-2001 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?
Absolutely
http://www.analfisting.com/

DarkJedi 09-07-2001 02:29 PM

LOL Gary you are great http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Amputate Your Head 09-07-2001 02:43 PM

My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.

Gary 09-07-2001 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
He's right, when i'm doing his cat doggy style, theres alot of screaming going on.

AWC 09-07-2001 03:05 PM

Your pussy is a screamer?

I WAS married 8 years... gave her 8K a month for household expense... 4 vacations a year... was divorced 2 years ago and she got 240K.

First two years we had sex... 3 times a week... then it dwindled to once a week for a year or so... then once a month for about the last 4 years.

She still gets 2400 a month...

Over a ten year period of time... she has recieved $1,080,000 (not including her benefits package)

I was laid about: 468 times and prolly got a dozen blowjobs to boot. Figure 480 orgasms... works out to roughly $2250.00 per nut.

[This message has been edited by AWC (edited 09-07-2001).]

Amputate Your Head 09-07-2001 03:28 PM

I'm thinking of getting a chicken.

Gary 09-07-2001 03:30 PM

Hmmmmm...chicken

Tuzz 09-07-2001 03:34 PM

AWC...Thank You,
I thought I was getting fucked...I feel much better now.

Well, you know what they say...

I felt sorry for myself for I had no shoes,
until I saw a man who had no feet.

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Bob
3x-x.com
Gallery Quest


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