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Old 09-07-2001, 01:24 PM   #1
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So, how much do you all pay for sex???

I'll start...

1.) I give my wife $1,500.00 a week
2.) I get laid an average of 3 times a week

Now, I know she has to pay the mortgage, car payments, bills, blah..blah..blah..

and yea, she needs to feed the kids, buy them clothes, yadda..yadda..yadda..

But still...don't you think $500 a pop is a little steep?

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Old 09-07-2001, 01:30 PM   #2
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5 bucks a pop for the crack whores downtown. I dont get sex from my wife.
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Old 09-07-2001, 01:32 PM   #3
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My right and left hands don't charge me, but every now and again I purchase a nice pimpin' ring for them to show my appreaciation...bling bling!
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Old 09-07-2001, 01:34 PM   #4
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Oh and if the crack whores let me fuck them in the ass without a condom, i throw them and extra buck.
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Old 09-07-2001, 01:40 PM   #5
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Too scarey, Gary

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Old 09-07-2001, 01:43 PM   #6
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Too scarey, Gary

Oh, don't act like im the only one that likes to dip into a crack whores butt a few times a week.

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Old 09-07-2001, 01:46 PM   #7
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Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?
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Old 09-07-2001, 01:49 PM   #8
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Gary, I've been enjoying your posts for a few days now...do you have a newsletter or even better a manifesto that you could share with us?
Absolutely
http://www.analfisting.com/
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Old 09-07-2001, 02:29 PM   #9
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LOL Gary you are great
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Old 09-07-2001, 02:43 PM   #10
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My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
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Old 09-07-2001, 02:50 PM   #11
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My cat doesn't charge me anything, but screams alot.
He's right, when i'm doing his cat doggy style, theres alot of screaming going on.
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Old 09-07-2001, 03:05 PM   #12
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Your pussy is a screamer?

I WAS married 8 years... gave her 8K a month for household expense... 4 vacations a year... was divorced 2 years ago and she got 240K.

First two years we had sex... 3 times a week... then it dwindled to once a week for a year or so... then once a month for about the last 4 years.

She still gets 2400 a month...

Over a ten year period of time... she has recieved $1,080,000 (not including her benefits package)

I was laid about: 468 times and prolly got a dozen blowjobs to boot. Figure 480 orgasms... works out to roughly $2250.00 per nut.

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Old 09-07-2001, 03:28 PM   #13
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I'm thinking of getting a chicken.
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Old 09-07-2001, 03:30 PM   #14
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Hmmmmm...chicken
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Old 09-07-2001, 03:34 PM   #15
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AWC...Thank You,
I thought I was getting fucked...I feel much better now.

Well, you know what they say...

I felt sorry for myself for I had no shoes,
until I saw a man who had no feet.

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