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boneprone · 07-19-2001, 08:37 PM

Now this is cool.. The people from Team Jesus (jesus dialer, jesus trafic trading script, jesus clicks, jesus holy desktop cleaner, jesus host, etc)

has just introduced two hot new products!

- The Jesus Hit Bot 2.01
- The Jesus Auto Bookmarker V.1A

With the increasing demand in these products Im sure they will become the industry leader in these fine products in no time.

These items will be hot, but from what I was told by the sales team they will only be given to select websites for beta testing.

Nevertheless this is not a spam, but a Holy message to all intrested in these two new fine products.. After all, If you cant trust Jesus, who can you trust?

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 07-19-2001).]

pr0 · 07-19-2001, 08:57 PM

Jesus Products are ok, but if you want real cutting edge technology, check out CDSI (Christ Dialers & Custom Software International)

- Christ remote-server hitbot script v1.0

(a) Removes the ability of CJ scripts being able to detect cheating.
(b) Utilizes the power of your T-1+ server to scan over 40,000,000 ip addresses for open proxy servers in under 2 minutes.
(c) Make up to 30,000 simultaneous connections to open proxy servers - The cj's & affiliate programs wont know what hit em!
(d) Socks Support (4&5), Wingate Support, & all common http ports!

- Board Jammer v1.0

Ever get the pesky feeling people are picking on you in your favorite msg board?? Then this product is for you!

Board Jammer v1.0 unleashes the full power of IE form filling automation!

(a) Register up to 5,000 names for your favorite board automatically!
(b) Post once every 60-seconds from each name! That means over 50,000 posts in just 10 minutes! Amuse your friends, astonish your enemies!
(c) Full listing of every webmaster board & resource included & supported with every purchased copy!

CDI "Yall come back now ya hear?!?"

RedShoe · 07-19-2001, 09:18 PM

Hey I've had BornAgain-Christians.com for a while, but I've been waiting to build it. I want to invest some serious time into that site. Are these JC products bullshit? I'd love to incorporate them into my site.

boneprone · 07-19-2001, 10:11 PM

these products are very real.

boneprone · 07-19-2001, 10:29 PM

any questions?? Post 60,000 in this forum!

pr0 · 07-19-2001, 10:47 PM

Christ Dialers & Custom Software

Newest Product to our catalog...

- Rumor Bot v1.0

Have you ever wanted to watch a stock price rise & climb for shits & giggles? Or Perhaps you just want a "HEAR-SAY" Advantage over your competition? Then Rumor bot is for you!

(a) Rumor bot connects to over 30,000 popular adult & non-adult message boards, newsgroups, virtual communities, & guest books to spread your latest juicey gossip!

(b) Our patented multi threading technology unleashes the power of your win98/2000 box..turning your operating system into a powerfull broadcast-tower, posting your flames & pisses for everyone to see! It's like having your own Television station!

(c) Great for the kids too! Bully picking on them in school? Well not anymore! Especially not when everyone visiting the high-school message boards think little Bobby the bully has Syphillis!

Hours of Entertainment for the whole family!

boneprone · 07-19-2001, 10:59 PM

nice! Ill take one!

ezekiel · 07-20-2001, 12:50 AM

The Jesus GFY AutoResponder 1.0

Automatically responds for you, by recognizing keywords/phrases, and post's for you from a database of preset messages.

Everybody will still think your here when your actually looking at plumper porn.... again.

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 12:52 AM

another hot program by Team Jesus.. You like that one huh.. That one is hot!

Susan · 07-20-2001, 12:58 AM

The Jesus Auto Bookmarker V.1A is the best !

Now includes fix for the new IE patches

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 02:36 AM

go out with me Susan

wolfshade · 07-20-2001, 03:19 AM

Just wait untill I launch the 666dialer it's soooooooooooooo Evil it will make ya filthy rich in a week

Wolfshade

------------------
Wolfshade's Moneymakers

Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!!

It's the choice of an Adult generation!

ICQ#49873955 [email protected]

ezekiel · 07-20-2001, 03:23 AM

I've been putting in alot of work with the
- The Jesus BigBaitImageFaker

Great for Celeb sites and altering penis size for your ahemm "personal ads".

[This message has been edited by ezekiel (edited 07-20-2001).]

RedShoe · 07-20-2001, 03:29 AM

Thank you Jesus! Jesus Dialer kicks ass!

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</A>
BoneProne Family Member

Susan · 07-20-2001, 03:51 AM

Anyone not using Jesus Dialler is missing out on lots of easy $$$

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 03:51 AM

u still around susan. Arent you going out tonight?

Susan · 07-20-2001, 03:53 AM

I am at work ! its 11:45 am

Susan · 07-20-2001, 03:53 AM

bone

The world is round ....honest

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 03:54 AM

oh! whoops!
Well Get to work!

You really should take me out for coffee or somethin when I come to London in 5 weeks.

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 03:59 AM

the room goes silent as Susan runs away

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 04:01 AM

Susan is just scared she wont be able to control herself when meeting me.

We have a lot of built up tension between us.

Susan · 07-20-2001, 04:01 AM

when you are sure you are coming here just hit me on icq a few days before you go. I am getting my own cell phone next week fed up with the boss moaning about my bills when I use one of his.

Susan · 07-20-2001, 04:06 AM

Someone on here told me you are like a shy little lamb when in strange company LOL

boneprone · 07-20-2001, 04:07 AM

yeah right!

U see the Vegas pics of mine yet?
You need to cumm to the next one.

Susan · 07-20-2001, 04:10 AM

oops did i hit a nerve LOL

Anal Hobbit · 08-10-2001, 05:18 AM

god I miss susan

I wish lens would un ban her.

Boneprone -Jr · 08-10-2001, 06:43 AM

I wish Dad would let me use this stuff I bearly have enought money for a cheap 12 pack of beer and a xxx movie ?

TheFLY · 08-10-2001, 09:45 PM

We are still working on JesusSaves 1.0 -- the latest MSIE crash protection software -- we are still in the Alpha phase. It's really frustrating to code because MSIE is so evil.

V_RocKs · 07-17-2005, 11:54 PM

Jesus that looks good!

reed_4 · 07-18-2005, 12:03 AM

hmmm., I'm not familiar with this Team.

07-19-2001, 08:37 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	New products from Team Jesus. Now this is cool.. The people from Team Jesus (jesus dialer, jesus trafic trading script, jesus clicks, jesus holy desktop cleaner, jesus host, etc) has just introduced two hot new products! - The Jesus Hit Bot 2.01 - The Jesus Auto Bookmarker V.1A With the increasing demand in these products Im sure they will become the industry leader in these fine products in no time. These items will be hot, but from what I was told by the sales team they will only be given to select websites for beta testing. Nevertheless this is not a spam, but a Holy message to all intrested in these two new fine products.. After all, If you cant trust Jesus, who can you trust? [This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 07-19-2001).]

07-18-2005, 12:03 AM	#30
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	hmmm., I'm not familiar with this Team. __________________

07-19-2001, 08:57 PM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Jesus Products are ok, but if you want real cutting edge technology, check out CDSI (Christ Dialers & Custom Software International) - Christ remote-server hitbot script v1.0 (a) Removes the ability of CJ scripts being able to detect cheating. (b) Utilizes the power of your T-1+ server to scan over 40,000,000 ip addresses for open proxy servers in under 2 minutes. (c) Make up to 30,000 simultaneous connections to open proxy servers - The cj's & affiliate programs wont know what hit em! (d) Socks Support (4&5), Wingate Support, & all common http ports! - Board Jammer v1.0 Ever get the pesky feeling people are picking on you in your favorite msg board?? Then this product is for you! Board Jammer v1.0 unleashes the full power of IE form filling automation! (a) Register up to 5,000 names for your favorite board automatically! (b) Post once every 60-seconds from each name! That means over 50,000 posts in just 10 minutes! Amuse your friends, astonish your enemies! (c) Full listing of every webmaster board & resource included & supported with every purchased copy! CDI "Yall come back now ya hear?!?"

07-19-2001, 09:18 PM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Hey I've had BornAgain-Christians.com for a while, but I've been waiting to build it. I want to invest some serious time into that site. Are these JC products bullshit? I'd love to incorporate them into my site.

07-19-2001, 10:11 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	these products are very real.

07-19-2001, 10:29 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	any questions?? Post 60,000 in this forum!

07-19-2001, 10:47 PM	#6
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Christ Dialers & Custom Software Newest Product to our catalog... - Rumor Bot v1.0 Have you ever wanted to watch a stock price rise & climb for shits & giggles? Or Perhaps you just want a "HEAR-SAY" Advantage over your competition? Then Rumor bot is for you! (a) Rumor bot connects to over 30,000 popular adult & non-adult message boards, newsgroups, virtual communities, & guest books to spread your latest juicey gossip! (b) Our patented multi threading technology unleashes the power of your win98/2000 box..turning your operating system into a powerfull broadcast-tower, posting your flames & pisses for everyone to see! It's like having your own Television station! (c) Great for the kids too! Bully picking on them in school? Well not anymore! Especially not when everyone visiting the high-school message boards think little Bobby the bully has Syphillis! Hours of Entertainment for the whole family!

07-19-2001, 10:59 PM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	nice! Ill take one!

07-20-2001, 12:50 AM	#8
ezekiel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 243	The Jesus GFY AutoResponder 1.0 Automatically responds for you, by recognizing keywords/phrases, and post's for you from a database of preset messages. Everybody will still think your here when your actually looking at plumper porn.... again.

07-20-2001, 12:52 AM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	another hot program by Team Jesus.. You like that one huh.. That one is hot!

07-20-2001, 12:58 AM	#10
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	The Jesus Auto Bookmarker V.1A is the best ! Now includes fix for the new IE patches

07-20-2001, 02:36 AM	#11
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	go out with me Susan

07-20-2001, 03:19 AM	#12
wolfshade Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The right place Posts: 847	Just wait untill I launch the 666dialer it's soooooooooooooo Evil it will make ya filthy rich in a week Wolfshade ------------------ Wolfshade's Moneymakers Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!! It's the choice of an Adult generation! ICQ#49873955 [email protected]

07-20-2001, 03:23 AM	#13
ezekiel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 243	I've been putting in alot of work with the - The Jesus BigBaitImageFaker Great for Celeb sites and altering penis size for your ahemm "personal ads". [This message has been edited by ezekiel (edited 07-20-2001).]

07-20-2001, 03:29 AM	#14
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Thank you Jesus! Jesus Dialer kicks ass! ------------------ <A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member

07-20-2001, 03:51 AM	#15
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	Anyone not using Jesus Dialler is missing out on lots of easy $$$

07-20-2001, 03:53 AM	#17
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	I am at work ! its 11:45 am

07-20-2001, 03:54 AM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	oh! whoops! Well Get to work! You really should take me out for coffee or somethin when I come to London in 5 weeks.

07-20-2001, 03:59 AM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	the room goes silent as Susan runs away

07-20-2001, 04:01 AM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Susan is just scared she wont be able to control herself when meeting me. We have a lot of built up tension between us.

07-20-2001, 04:06 AM	#23
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	Someone on here told me you are like a shy little lamb when in strange company LOL

07-20-2001, 04:07 AM	#24
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	yeah right! U see the Vegas pics of mine yet? You need to cumm to the next one.

07-20-2001, 04:10 AM	#25
Susan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amost UK central Posts: 772	oops did i hit a nerve LOL

08-10-2001, 05:18 AM	#26
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	god I miss susan I wish lens would un ban her.

08-10-2001, 06:43 AM	#27
Boneprone -Jr Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bonprones Love Child Posts: 4	I wish Dad would let me use this stuff I bearly have enought money for a cheap 12 pack of beer and a xxx movie ?

08-10-2001, 09:45 PM	#28
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	We are still working on JesusSaves 1.0 -- the latest MSIE crash protection software -- we are still in the Alpha phase. It's really frustrating to code because MSIE is so evil.

07-17-2005, 11:54 PM	#29
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Jesus that looks good!