New products from Team Jesus.

**pr0** · 07-19-2001, 07:57 PM

Jesus Products are ok, but if you want real cutting edge technology, check out CDSI (Christ Dialers & Custom Software International)

- Christ remote-server hitbot script v1.0

(a) Removes the ability of CJ scripts being able to detect cheating.
(b) Utilizes the power of your T-1+ server to scan over 40,000,000 ip addresses for open proxy servers in under 2 minutes.
(c) Make up to 30,000 simultaneous connections to open proxy servers - The cj's & affiliate programs wont know what hit em!
(d) Socks Support (4&5), Wingate Support, & all common http ports!

- Board Jammer v1.0

Ever get the pesky feeling people are picking on you in your favorite msg board?? Then this product is for you!

Board Jammer v1.0 unleashes the full power of IE form filling automation!

(a) Register up to 5,000 names for your favorite board automatically!
(b) Post once every 60-seconds from each name! That means over 50,000 posts in just 10 minutes! Amuse your friends, astonish your enemies!
(c) Full listing of every webmaster board & resource included & supported with every purchased copy!

CDI "Yall come back now ya hear?!?"

**RedShoe** · 07-19-2001, 08:18 PM

Hey I've had BornAgain-Christians.com for a while, but I've been waiting to build it. I want to invest some serious time into that site. Are these JC products bullshit? I'd love to incorporate them into my site.

**boneprone** · 07-19-2001, 09:11 PM

these products are very real.

**boneprone** · 07-19-2001, 09:29 PM

any questions?? Post 60,000 in this forum!

**pr0** · 07-19-2001, 09:47 PM

Christ Dialers & Custom Software

Newest Product to our catalog...

- Rumor Bot v1.0

Have you ever wanted to watch a stock price rise & climb for shits & giggles? Or Perhaps you just want a "HEAR-SAY" Advantage over your competition? Then Rumor bot is for you!

(a) Rumor bot connects to over 30,000 popular adult & non-adult message boards, newsgroups, virtual communities, & guest books to spread your latest juicey gossip!

(b) Our patented multi threading technology unleashes the power of your win98/2000 box..turning your operating system into a powerfull broadcast-tower, posting your flames & pisses for everyone to see! It's like having your own Television station!

(c) Great for the kids too! Bully picking on them in school? Well not anymore! Especially not when everyone visiting the high-school message boards think little Bobby the bully has Syphillis!

Hours of Entertainment for the whole family!

**boneprone** · 07-19-2001, 09:59 PM

nice! Ill take one!

**ezekiel** · 07-19-2001, 11:50 PM

The Jesus GFY AutoResponder 1.0

Automatically responds for you, by recognizing keywords/phrases, and post's for you from a database of preset messages.

Everybody will still think your here when your actually looking at plumper porn.... again.

**boneprone** · 07-19-2001, 11:52 PM

another hot program by Team Jesus.. You like that one huh.. That one is hot!

**Susan** · 07-19-2001, 11:58 PM

The Jesus Auto Bookmarker V.1A is the best !

Now includes fix for the new IE patches

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 01:36 AM

go out with me Susan

**wolfshade** · 07-20-2001, 02:19 AM

Just wait untill I launch the 666dialer it's soooooooooooooo Evil it will make ya filthy rich in a week

Wolfshade

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Wolfshade's Moneymakers

Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!!

It's the choice of an Adult generation!

ICQ#49873955 [email protected]

**ezekiel** · 07-20-2001, 02:23 AM

I've been putting in alot of work with the
- The Jesus BigBaitImageFaker

Great for Celeb sites and altering penis size for your ahemm "personal ads".

[This message has been edited by ezekiel (edited 07-20-2001).]

**RedShoe** · 07-20-2001, 02:29 AM

Thank you Jesus! Jesus Dialer kicks ass!

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**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 02:51 AM

Anyone not using Jesus Dialler is missing out on lots of easy $$$

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 02:51 AM

u still around susan. Arent you going out tonight?

**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 02:53 AM

I am at work ! its 11:45 am

**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 02:53 AM

bone

The world is round ....honest

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 02:54 AM

oh! whoops!
Well Get to work!

You really should take me out for coffee or somethin when I come to London in 5 weeks.

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 02:59 AM

the room goes silent as Susan runs away

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 03:01 AM

Susan is just scared she wont be able to control herself when meeting me.

We have a lot of built up tension between us.

**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 03:01 AM

when you are sure you are coming here just hit me on icq a few days before you go. I am getting my own cell phone next week fed up with the boss moaning about my bills when I use one of his.

**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 03:06 AM

Someone on here told me you are like a shy little lamb when in strange company LOL

**boneprone** · 07-20-2001, 03:07 AM

yeah right!

U see the Vegas pics of mine yet?
You need to cumm to the next one.

**Susan** · 07-20-2001, 03:10 AM

oops did i hit a nerve LOL

**Anal Hobbit** · 08-10-2001, 04:18 AM

god I miss susan

I wish lens would un ban her.

**Boneprone -Jr** · 08-10-2001, 05:43 AM

I wish Dad would let me use this stuff I bearly have enought money for a cheap 12 pack of beer and a xxx movie ?

**TheFLY** · 08-10-2001, 08:45 PM

We are still working on JesusSaves 1.0 -- the latest MSIE crash protection software -- we are still in the Alpha phase. It's really frustrating to code because MSIE is so evil.

**V_RocKs** · 07-17-2005, 10:54 PM

Jesus that looks good!

**reed_4** · 07-17-2005, 11:03 PM

hmmm., I'm not familiar with this Team.

New products from Team Jesus.

New products from Team Jesus.

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