o.k. - I had it with little TGPs and quirky rules! - GoFuckYourself.com

GeorgeTH · 01-20-2005, 01:38 AM

I don't really mind jumping through hoops if there's a "reward" worth doing it for - but all these little TGPs who think they're God (upon themselves) will be deleted from my submit list by the end of the month if they hussle me with things like:

· odd size thumbnails nobody else is using; I don't mind to make an extra thumb of 105x130 pixels if I get some traffic for doing so!
· pester me with confirmation emails despite me having a password - didn't you sending the password to my email confirmed that it's a legit address?
· have 'submit codes' where despite straining my eyes I can't decipher individual characters in the graphic!
· tell me my server is too slow if just before (and after) Comus scripts told me my page is loading in around 130ms - if you run a site on a $4.95 hosting plan then don't blame my server!
· have an odd length description and don't tell me on the submission form, instead send me back with an error. I don't mind to write a 23 character description for you if I know about it! My RoboForm is usually set to a 29 or 30 character descriptions, which is a widely accepted standard.
· you gave me a script generated password, despite me asking for my personal pwd, and I know your script allows for custom passwords (AGP! and Comus works fine w/o entering pwd every time!)
· you don't know how to run your site, script, trades, and then burden everything on me! Make your site submitter friendly or use sponsor hosted galleries, but don't ask me to submit and then annoy me every submission I try!

If one (or more) of the above applies to your site and
you can't send me at least 2,000 uniques/month then I will delete you from my submit list!
I don't care if the 2,000 come from one listing or five, and I don't think 2,000 is asking much...
Otherwise I'm wasting my time and I have better things to do...

GeorgeTH

jt420 · 01-20-2005, 01:53 AM

some of the rules are fucking obcure but what gets me is how complex some of the verfication bs is. its like they want an essay to make sure your not a bot.

BlueQuartz · 01-20-2005, 02:03 AM

its because every n00b has a tgp and no clue

lethal combo

hjnet · 01-20-2005, 02:05 AM

Good thread, but when I've built submission DBs I've came accross sites that have f.e.

- HTML like "com" or "n" banned?!?

- Have recips that contain 3 backlinks to them, require to place them with 2 others on your gallery (that makes 5 outgoing links) and have set the limit to 5 outgoing links in their script, so there's no place left for Sponsor links.

- or I also love TGPs that have a 150kb pic which you should use as Recip

- or TGP owners that replace their submission page and forget that their 404 leads to some weird shit like trojans, exploits, toolbars, dialers, spyware, adware etc.

But in the end I'm always amused by the fact these TGPs just die off after a few months.

Shoehorn! · 01-20-2005, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

Good thread, but when I've built submission DBs I've came accross sites that have f.e.

- HTML like "com" or "n" banned?!?

I've always been espescially annoyed with that one.

chaze · 01-20-2005, 02:38 AM

There should be more sites that have links to the submit pages and have the links categorized by rules, traffic, ect..

pornstar2pac · 01-20-2005, 03:31 AM

damn, I'm at 1,900 hits a month.

beemk · 01-20-2005, 03:33 AM

dont like it, dont submit.

GeorgeTH · 01-20-2005, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

dont like it, dont submit.

That's basically what I'm saying

Another quirky one I like:
· have the minimum image size set to 40kb (or even 50kb!) and then reject the gallery because one or two close-ups compressed well under that limit...

Entropy · 01-20-2005, 04:14 AM

I always hated that shit when I submitted galleries too

hjnet · 01-20-2005, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

dont like it, dont submit.

Well I always put them into a seperate category of my submission DB, so I'll never have to see their TGPs again :-)

BTW: If someone bought my DB and takes a look into the TGP_Problems Category, don't be too upset by the words I've used in the Comments Section sometimes

lazzlo · 01-20-2005, 04:37 AM

fully agree

hova · 01-20-2005, 04:39 AM

that's why I don't do it no more......

Rui · 01-20-2005, 05:03 AM

Indeed some of the requirements are crazy to say the least, plus if you take in consideration that some "obscure" and almost site has them....bahhh

Nylz · 01-20-2005, 05:11 AM

What do you think of this one?

- Uploading an image file with the exact size as the page says (ie. 120x90), and then have the script tell you the thumbnail is too large or too small..

and even when you try a smaller or a bigger file... it always gives an error

Mefo · 01-20-2005, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz

What do you think of this one?

- Uploading an image file with the exact size as the page says (ie. 120x90), and then have the script tell you the thumbnail is too large or too small..

and even when you try a smaller or a bigger file... it always gives an error

yeah that's a bitch, just like the ones with the sucky passphrases

DEA - banned for life · 01-20-2005, 07:05 AM

who reads the rules? lol

nofx · 01-20-2005, 07:10 AM

or those stupid tgp's that ban you from using certain common words in your text description...like 'teen' 'slut' etc.

WTF its a porn TGP why cant i use those words...gRrr

jollyperv · 01-20-2005, 07:13 AM

QUOTE:
What do you think of this one?

- Uploading an image file with the exact size as the page says (ie. 120x90), and then have the script tell you the thumbnail is too large or too small..

and even when you try a smaller or a bigger file... it always gives an error

Usually I think that's referring to the file size of the thumb, not the dimensions.

tranza · 01-20-2005, 07:22 AM

I hate when those kind of shit happens. I think I'll do the same as you.

nico-t · 01-20-2005, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

or those stupid tgp's that ban you from using certain common words in your text description...like 'teen' 'slut' etc.

WTF its a porn TGP why cant i use those words...gRrr

^^ exactly! if i wanna promote a site that "tricks dumb sluts into fucking for cash" or something, i wanna put it in the damn gallery!
and i agree by ALL the points made about fucked up rules and shit... it takes too much time to submit.

spanky part 2 · 01-20-2005, 07:30 AM

It works both ways.
I hate when fuckers submit and then redirect the gallery to popup hell or a rape site after it's been approved.
I also had one guy submit a bunch of sites and then 404 them to his tgp.
ehhhhh have you heard of trading?

It's annoying for both sides.

Violetta · 01-20-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeTH

· odd size thumbnails nobody else is using;

I hate those stupid sized thumbs...

01-20-2005, 01:38 AM	#1
GeorgeTH Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: too much in front of my monitor... Posts: 367	o.k. - I had it with little TGPs and quirky rules! I don't really mind jumping through hoops if there's a "reward" worth doing it for - but all these little TGPs who think they're God (upon themselves) will be deleted from my submit list by the end of the month if they hussle me with things like: · odd size thumbnails nobody else is using; I don't mind to make an extra thumb of 105x130 pixels if I get some traffic for doing so! · pester me with confirmation emails despite me having a password - didn't you sending the password to my email confirmed that it's a legit address? · have 'submit codes' where despite straining my eyes I can't decipher individual characters in the graphic! · tell me my server is too slow if just before (and after) Comus scripts told me my page is loading in around 130ms - if you run a site on a $4.95 hosting plan then don't blame my server! · have an odd length description and don't tell me on the submission form, instead send me back with an error. I don't mind to write a 23 character description for you if I know about it! My RoboForm is usually set to a 29 or 30 character descriptions, which is a widely accepted standard. · you gave me a script generated password, despite me asking for my personal pwd, and I know your script allows for custom passwords (AGP! and Comus works fine w/o entering pwd every time!) · you don't know how to run your site, script, trades, and then burden everything on me! Make your site submitter friendly or use sponsor hosted galleries, but don't ask me to submit and then annoy me every submission I try! If one (or more) of the above applies to your site and you can't send me at least 2,000 uniques/month then I will delete you from my submit list! I don't care if the 2,000 come from one listing or five, and I don't think 2,000 is asking much... Otherwise I'm wasting my time and I have better things to do... GeorgeTH __________________ Spam me with design ideas for my signature - LOL! Last edited by GeorgeTH; 01-20-2005 at 01:41 AM..

01-20-2005, 01:53 AM	#2
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01-20-2005, 02:03 AM	#3
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01-20-2005, 02:05 AM	#4
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Good thread, but when I've built submission DBs I've came accross sites that have f.e. - HTML like "com" or "n" banned?!? - Have recips that contain 3 backlinks to them, require to place them with 2 others on your gallery (that makes 5 outgoing links) and have set the limit to 5 outgoing links in their script, so there's no place left for Sponsor links. - or I also love TGPs that have a 150kb pic which you should use as Recip - or TGP owners that replace their submission page and forget that their 404 leads to some weird shit like trojans, exploits, toolbars, dialers, spyware, adware etc. But in the end I'm always amused by the fact these TGPs just die off after a few months.

01-20-2005, 04:14 AM	#10
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01-20-2005, 04:37 AM	#12
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01-20-2005, 05:03 AM	#14
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	Indeed some of the requirements are crazy to say the least, plus if you take in consideration that some "obscure" and almost site has them....bahhh

01-20-2005, 05:11 AM	#15
Nylz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 8,285	What do you think of this one? - Uploading an image file with the exact size as the page says (ie. 120x90), and then have the script tell you the thumbnail is too large or too small.. and even when you try a smaller or a bigger file... it always gives an error __________________ No sig.

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01-20-2005, 07:10 AM	#18
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	or those stupid tgp's that ban you from using certain common words in your text description...like 'teen' 'slut' etc. WTF its a porn TGP why cant i use those words...gRrr __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

01-20-2005, 07:13 AM	#19
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	QUOTE: What do you think of this one? - Uploading an image file with the exact size as the page says (ie. 120x90), and then have the script tell you the thumbnail is too large or too small.. and even when you try a smaller or a bigger file... it always gives an error Usually I think that's referring to the file size of the thumb, not the dimensions. Last edited by jollyperv; 01-20-2005 at 07:16 AM..

01-20-2005, 07:22 AM	#20
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	I hate when those kind of shit happens. I think I'll do the same as you. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

01-20-2005, 07:30 AM	#22
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	It works both ways. I hate when fuckers submit and then redirect the gallery to popup hell or a rape site after it's been approved. I also had one guy submit a bunch of sites and then 404 them to his tgp. ehhhhh have you heard of trading? It's annoying for both sides.