Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 10-29-2005, 09:54 PM   #1
Alex
So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 10,963
remember those Kool-Aid commercials?

Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that- No, that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. You wouldn''t even know he- BFFF! "OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA! OH YEAA!" Right? and the little kids were all excited, "yes! yes!" and then they would drink out of him- after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA!" Him and his crazy tights. I dont like that! I dont like it when juice wears tights! Its a horrible combination: a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me I would be like "No no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! He''s going to beat me with a belt- he''s not going to believe a talking bowl of fruitpunch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is really fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!! Don''t touch me you drink. Don''t touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights, you will go down you-are-very-top-heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard. "OH YEAAAA!" "Oh NO. Naughy, naughty Kool-Aid. "Oh yea???" "no. no."

- Dane Cook
__________________
Care about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?
Alex is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 01:55 AM   #2
chodadog
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 9,736
Here's the mp3 of that. There's a thing on nesquik first, though.

Dane Cook - Hopped up on the Q and not so Kool-Aid
__________________
26 + 6 = 1
chodadog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 01:57 AM   #3
Dalai lama
Strength and Honor
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
Posts: 16,540
Yeah I remember them
__________________

A program you can trust.
Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script
Dalai lama is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 02:21 AM   #4
MetroPornTour
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,043
Because of my fear of the Kool Aid man destroying my parent's wall...

I only allowed my mother to buy Freshie!
Some how I was less scared of "Grabbing a Glass and following the bird!"
__________________
ICQ: 335-670-081 | L.A.: 213 985 2352
Metroporntour is operated by people that didn't do the Job they were contracted for!
Click my image for my official website
MetroPornTour is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 02:25 AM   #5
xclusive
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
yup actually saw one a few weeks ago so they might be bringing it back
__________________

I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


xclusive is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 03:16 AM   #6
Mutt
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Mutt's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
I will kick you in the tights, you will go down you-are-very-top-heavy.
that made me laugh
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
Mutt is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 03:19 AM   #7
sonofsam
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 18,638
__________________
I like turtles.
sonofsam is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 04:33 AM   #8
Wiggles
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 14,423
i love the family guy's version haha
__________________
no sig
Wiggles is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.