remember those Kool-Aid commercials?
Remember those Kool-Aid commercials? Where that- No, that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. You wouldn''t even know he- BFFF! "OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA! OH YEAA!" Right? and the little kids were all excited, "yes! yes!" and then they would drink out of him- after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself, "OH YEAAAA! OH YEAAAA!" Him and his crazy tights. I dont like that! I dont like it when juice wears tights! Its a horrible combination: a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me I would be like "No no no no you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! He''s going to beat me with a belt- he''s not going to believe a talking bowl of fruitpunch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is really fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!! Don''t touch me you drink. Don''t touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights, you will go down you-are-very-top-heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard. "OH YEAAAA!" "Oh NO. Naughy, naughty Kool-Aid. "Oh yea???" "no. no."
- Dane Cook
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