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eroswebmaster · 09-03-2001, 01:42 PM

1:131 I hope it converts like this all of the time

eros

Royaltee_Gee · 09-03-2001, 01:45 PM

Congratulations,

But if we had every single person posting there signups on here. This board would be worse then AWI.

So next time call your mom up and tell her about your first erasercash signup.

hehe : - )

Though posting how a sponsor is doing is a good post. We've seen 10,000 posts about erasercash. And know it converts kick ass

massivex · 09-03-2001, 02:33 PM

congrats.

tenletters · 09-03-2001, 03:19 PM

Royaltee,

His post is ten times better than the normal "What shampoo do you use on your gerbil" posts here.

Gary · 09-03-2001, 03:30 PM

my gerbil prefers Pert + for dry scalps. He wont use anything else

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 03:32 PM

Hey Gary, is that Richard Gere thing really true? Does anyone know for sure???

Gary · 09-03-2001, 03:34 PM

Well let me just say that if you keep your Gerbil happy, the Gerbil will keep you happy.

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 03:35 PM

hehehe..... I knew it!

09-03-2001, 03:38 PM

http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 03:40 PM

oh dude.... that is just wrong. I gotta print and frame this shit...

Gary · 09-03-2001, 04:06 PM

i'm aroused

Royaltee_Gee · 09-03-2001, 04:26 PM

Ten Letters who the fuck do you think you are?

You wanna rumble, I can rumble...

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:26 PM

It's The Fonz!

Gary · 09-03-2001, 04:28 PM

are we gonna have a rumble?

Dude, its a message board.

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:30 PM

Oh, so you wanna rumble too huh Gary?!

Gary · 09-03-2001, 04:33 PM

M-E-S-S-A-G-E B-O-A-R-D

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:36 PM

What are you trying to say? You chicken?

Gary · 09-03-2001, 04:37 PM

C-H-I-C-K-E-N

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:37 PM

Wow.... I truly have no life.
I'm spending my holiday posting silly shit for six hours. I feel I must now drink more.

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BruceM · 09-03-2001, 04:41 PM

No a chicken's too big - maybe a hamster or a guinea pig... LOL

Gary · 09-03-2001, 04:42 PM

G-E-R-B-I-L

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:43 PM

...and we come full-circle after all.

09-03-2001, 04:49 PM

http://www.realhamster.com/intro.html

I hear Richard Gere is their biggest customer.

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 04:52 PM

evil... you're scaring me with this hamster stuff man....

09-03-2001, 04:59 PM

But wait, I haven't shown you this one yet. I hear Richard Gere is putting these guy's kids through college.
http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/

Before anyone starts to wonder about me, I run a weird links site, so that is why I have all these weird sites in memory. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Here it is: www.theweirdstuff.com

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 05:01 PM

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! "Gerbil & Rodent Extraction Service"!

I can die happily now... I've seen it all.
That is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen....

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 05:03 PM

"A torn sphincter is a small price to pay for a live gerbil" - oh yeah.... you bet it is!

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 05:08 PM

Scary to think this thread started off about an Erasercash sale.... and ended up here....

BruceM · 09-03-2001, 05:33 PM

"The x-ray at right shows a classic case of intra-cranial burrowing. This animal burrowed and ate its way from the patient's colon, through the abdomen, chest, neck, and finally, into the patient's brain."

OK wtf??? Yeah right, the thing must have had an oxygen tank, never mind all the supposed burrowing would have killed the guy long before it reached the brain!

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 05:34 PM

Hey man... it's on the web... it's gotta be true!

Gary · 09-03-2001, 05:42 PM

Similar thing happened to my ex-girlfriend. I still feel guilty about using groundhog instead of a gerbil. Oh well, live and learn.

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 06:42 PM

Is the groundhog okay?

CDSmith · 09-03-2001, 08:09 PM

And, if the groundhog is okay, did it back out of the ass and see his shadow?

Did you fake a shadow so it would dive back in?

Inquiring minds....
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Gary · 09-03-2001, 08:34 PM

Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.

eroswebmaster · 09-03-2001, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Scary to think this thread started off about an Erasercash sale.... and ended up here....

eros

CDSmith · 09-03-2001, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.

Damn, too bad she didn't have a shit-fit, that would've flushed him out

On second thought, maybe you were lucky she didn't, the force of the blast might've kilt ye. Ye coulda been pushin up the daisies right now me boyo.

hee hee
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Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.

Did you make soup with it afterwards?

Gary · 09-03-2001, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.

Did you make soup with it afterwards?

What else would i do with it???

Amputate Your Head · 09-03-2001, 11:30 PM

Well, there's always fajitas...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-04-2001, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Well, there's always fajitas...

LMFAO

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Royaltee_Gee · 09-04-2001, 01:53 AM

LOL>. its funny how this post started. And look where it ended up..

Fuckn Adult webmasters, gota love em.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-04-2001, 02:47 PM

ARMAGEDON !!!

(Sorry all ... but I think it is worth bumping !!)

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Amputate Your Head · 09-04-2001, 04:50 PM

I've heard this about a thousand times.... but it is STILL think this is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

rosco_luxxx · 09-04-2001, 05:41 PM

Unreal...do gerbils have sharp claws? I've had a few ferrets down my pants, and that's not always a fun thing

Here's a little something to keep this one goin':

From: [email protected] (Angus Johnston)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Gay Sex Advice Columnist on Gerbling
Date: 15 Sep 1995 18:39:15 GMT

Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column is almost always a must-read. Until Susie Bright gets a column, it will remain the wittiest, smartest, in-your-facest discussion of things sexual to appear in the American media each week. This week's effort includes the following (September 19, Village Voice, but syndicated so check local listings):

"Readers often accuse me of selecting letters for shock value. Nothing could be further from the truth. The most outlandish letters I receive never make it into the column: they wind up in an ever-thickening file folder...So, to prove once and for all that I do my part to ensure public morality, and to raise everybody's thresholds, I'm running a handful of truly disgusting letters. You have been warned..."

After passing on and replying to a letter by a fart enthusiast, one from a guy who wants to be shat upon, and a fake incest "confession" Dan relayed the following:

"My boyfriend is much older and more experienced than me. He really loves to play with my bunghole, and insists all gay men enjoy the things he has me do. It started out with plain old cornholing, but we've moved on to acts that make me uncomfortable. Last week he 'felched' me. The week before that we 'fisted.' He makes me walk around the apartment with a dildo taped in my ass, and gives me enemas. I tend to bleed a lot rectally, but he tells me this is normal. He recently wen to a pet shop and bought two gerbils. They're to celebrate our anniversary, he says, but he won't tell me what we're going to do with them. You're a gay man with a lot of experience. Can you tell me what he's going to do with the gerbils? Thank you."

"---Gay Teen"

Stick around and I'll post Savage Dan's reply.

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Amputate Your Head · 09-04-2001, 06:29 PM

Congrats on your sale eros...

BruceM · 09-05-2001, 01:49 AM

I am wiping the tears from my eyes right now that was so funny! Is that your voice HUNGRYMAN? Fuck that's hilarious!!!

ERASERCASH??? HUH???

Bruce

tenletters · 09-05-2001, 01:56 AM

And you thought the thread was going to be a waste before my gerbil comment,... lol
< beavis voice >
He said "rumble" huh huh huh
< /beavis voice >

[This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 09-05-2001).]

tenletters · 09-05-2001, 01:59 AM

Oh and I still love ya, Royaltee... ya big ole felcher!

ARMAGEDON!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-05-2001, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Oh and I still love ya, Royaltee... ya big ole felcher!

ARMAGEDON!

ROFL

Bruce: yes I was a DJ for 8 years ... but unfortunately this piece was not mine

I don't think I'd have been able to finish the article ... I'd have peed myself long before that.

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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family

09-03-2001, 01:42 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	First Eraser Cash Sale !!! 1:131 I hope it converts like this all of the time eros

09-03-2001, 08:09 PM	#33
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	And, if the groundhog is okay, did it back out of the ass and see his shadow? Did you fake a shadow so it would dive back in? Inquiring minds.... <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's?

09-03-2001, 01:45 PM	#2
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	Congratulations, But if we had every single person posting there signups on here. This board would be worse then AWI. So next time call your mom up and tell her about your first erasercash signup. hehe : - ) Though posting how a sponsor is doing is a good post. We've seen 10,000 posts about erasercash. And know it converts kick ass

09-03-2001, 02:33 PM	#3
massivex Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Serbia, Yugoslavia Posts: 111	congrats.

09-03-2001, 03:19 PM	#4
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Royaltee, His post is ten times better than the normal "What shampoo do you use on your gerbil" posts here.

09-03-2001, 03:30 PM	#5
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	my gerbil prefers Pert + for dry scalps. He wont use anything else

09-03-2001, 03:32 PM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hey Gary, is that Richard Gere thing really true? Does anyone know for sure???

09-03-2001, 03:34 PM	#7
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Well let me just say that if you keep your Gerbil happy, the Gerbil will keep you happy.

09-03-2001, 03:35 PM	#8
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	hehehe..... I knew it!

09-03-2001, 03:38 PM	#9
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm

09-03-2001, 03:40 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	oh dude.... that is just wrong. I gotta print and frame this shit...

09-03-2001, 04:06 PM	#11
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	i'm aroused

09-03-2001, 04:26 PM	#12
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	Ten Letters who the fuck do you think you are? You wanna rumble, I can rumble...

09-03-2001, 04:28 PM	#14
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	are we gonna have a rumble? Dude, its a message board.

09-03-2001, 04:30 PM	#15
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Oh, so you wanna rumble too huh Gary?!

09-03-2001, 04:33 PM	#16
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	M-E-S-S-A-G-E B-O-A-R-D

09-03-2001, 04:36 PM	#17
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	What are you trying to say? You chicken?

09-03-2001, 04:37 PM	#18
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	C-H-I-C-K-E-N

09-03-2001, 04:41 PM	#20
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	No a chicken's too big - maybe a hamster or a guinea pig... LOL

09-03-2001, 04:42 PM	#21
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	G-E-R-B-I-L

09-03-2001, 04:43 PM	#22
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	...and we come full-circle after all.

09-03-2001, 04:49 PM	#23
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	http://www.realhamster.com/intro.html I hear Richard Gere is their biggest customer.

09-03-2001, 04:52 PM	#24
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	evil... you're scaring me with this hamster stuff man....

09-03-2001, 04:59 PM	#25
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	But wait, I haven't shown you this one yet. I hear Richard Gere is putting these guy's kids through college. http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/ Before anyone starts to wonder about me, I run a weird links site, so that is why I have all these weird sites in memory. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket. Here it is: www.theweirdstuff.com

09-03-2001, 05:01 PM	#26
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! "Gerbil & Rodent Extraction Service"! I can die happily now... I've seen it all. That is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen....

09-03-2001, 05:03 PM	#27
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	"A torn sphincter is a small price to pay for a live gerbil" - oh yeah.... you bet it is!

09-03-2001, 05:08 PM	#28
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Scary to think this thread started off about an Erasercash sale.... and ended up here....

09-03-2001, 05:33 PM	#29
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	"The x-ray at right shows a classic case of intra-cranial burrowing. This animal burrowed and ate its way from the patient's colon, through the abdomen, chest, neck, and finally, into the patient's brain." OK wtf??? Yeah right, the thing must have had an oxygen tank, never mind all the supposed burrowing would have killed the guy long before it reached the brain!

09-03-2001, 05:34 PM	#30
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hey man... it's on the web... it's gotta be true!

09-03-2001, 05:42 PM	#31
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Similar thing happened to my ex-girlfriend. I still feel guilty about using groundhog instead of a gerbil. Oh well, live and learn.

09-03-2001, 06:42 PM	#32
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Is the groundhog okay?

09-03-2001, 08:34 PM	#34
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.