First Eraser Cash Sale !!!
 

1:131 I hope it converts like this all of the time http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

eros

Congratulations,

But if we had every single person posting there signups on here. This board would be worse then AWI.

So next time call your mom up and tell her about your first erasercash signup.

hehe : - )

Though posting how a sponsor is doing is a good post. We've seen 10,000 posts about erasercash. And know it converts kick ass http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

congrats. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Royaltee,

His post is ten times better than the normal "What shampoo do you use on your gerbil" posts here.

my gerbil prefers Pert + for dry scalps. He wont use anything else

Hey Gary, is that Richard Gere thing really true? Does anyone know for sure???

Well let me just say that if you keep your Gerbil happy, the Gerbil will keep you happy.

hehehe..... I knew it! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm

oh dude.... that is just wrong. I gotta print and frame this shit...

i'm aroused

Ten Letters who the fuck do you think you are?

You wanna rumble, I can rumble...

It's The Fonz!

are we gonna have a rumble?

Dude, its a message board.

Oh, so you wanna rumble too huh Gary?!

M-E-S-S-A-G-E B-O-A-R-D

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What are you trying to say? You chicken?

C-H-I-C-K-E-N

Wow.... I truly have no life.
I'm spending my holiday posting silly shit for six hours. I feel I must now drink more.

[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 09-03-2001).]

No a chicken's too big - maybe a hamster or a guinea pig... LOL

G-E-R-B-I-L

...and we come full-circle after all. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

http://www.realhamster.com/intro.html

I hear Richard Gere is their biggest customer.

evil... you're scaring me with this hamster stuff man....

But wait, I haven't shown you this one yet. I hear Richard Gere is putting these guy's kids through college.
http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/

Before anyone starts to wonder about me, I run a weird links site, so that is why I have all these weird sites in memory. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Here it is: www.theweirdstuff.com

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! "Gerbil & Rodent Extraction Service"!

I can die happily now... I've seen it all.
That is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

"A torn sphincter is a small price to pay for a live gerbil" - oh yeah.... you bet it is! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Scary to think this thread started off about an Erasercash sale.... and ended up here....

"The x-ray at right shows a classic case of intra-cranial burrowing. This animal burrowed and ate its way from the patient's colon, through the abdomen, chest, neck, and finally, into the patient's brain."

OK wtf??? Yeah right, the thing must have had an oxygen tank, never mind all the supposed burrowing would have killed the guy long before it reached the brain!

Hey man... it's on the web... it's gotta be true!

Similar thing happened to my ex-girlfriend. I still feel guilty about using groundhog instead of a gerbil. Oh well, live and learn.

Is the groundhog okay?

And, if the groundhog is okay, did it back out of the ass and see his shadow?

Did you fake a shadow so it would dive back in?

Inquiring minds....
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Actually it died and i had to use my hunting knife and chop sticks to take it out piece by piece. Took me 2 days, she was really pissed.

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eros

Damn, too bad she didn't have a shit-fit, that would've flushed him out http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

On second thought, maybe you were lucky she didn't, the force of the blast might've kilt ye. Ye coulda been pushin up the daisies right now me boyo.

hee hee
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Did you make soup with it afterwards?

What else would i do with it???

Well, there's always fajitas...

LMFAO

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 09-04-2001).]

LOL>. its funny how this post started. And look where it ended up..

Fuckn Adult webmasters, gota love em.

ARMAGEDON !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

(Sorry all ... but I think it is worth bumping !!) http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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I've heard this about a thousand times.... but it is STILL think this is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

Unreal...do gerbils have sharp claws? I've had a few ferrets down my pants, and that's not always a fun thing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Here's a little something to keep this one goin':

From: [email protected] (Angus Johnston)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Gay Sex Advice Columnist on Gerbling
Date: 15 Sep 1995 18:39:15 GMT

Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column is almost always a must-read. Until Susie Bright gets a column, it will remain the wittiest, smartest, in-your-facest discussion of things sexual to appear in the American media each week. This week's effort includes the following (September 19, Village Voice, but syndicated so check local listings):

"Readers often accuse me of selecting letters for shock value. Nothing could be further from the truth. The most outlandish letters I receive never make it into the column: they wind up in an ever-thickening file folder...So, to prove once and for all that I do my part to ensure public morality, and to raise everybody's thresholds, I'm running a handful of truly disgusting letters. You have been warned..."

After passing on and replying to a letter by a fart enthusiast, one from a guy who wants to be shat upon, and a fake incest "confession" Dan relayed the following:

"My boyfriend is much older and more experienced than me. He really loves to play with my bunghole, and insists all gay men enjoy the things he has me do. It started out with plain old cornholing, but we've moved on to acts that make me uncomfortable. Last week he 'felched' me. The week before that we 'fisted.' He makes me walk around the apartment with a dildo taped in my ass, and gives me enemas. I tend to bleed a lot rectally, but he tells me this is normal. He recently wen to a pet shop and bought two gerbils. They're to celebrate our anniversary, he says, but he won't tell me what we're going to do with them. You're a gay man with a lot of experience. Can you tell me what he's going to do with the gerbils? Thank you."

"---Gay Teen"

Stick around and I'll post Savage Dan's reply.


[This message has been edited by rosco_luxxx (edited 09-04-2001).]

Congrats on your sale eros... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I am wiping the tears from my eyes right now that was so funny! Is that your voice HUNGRYMAN? Fuck that's hilarious!!!

ERASERCASH??? HUH??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Bruce

And you thought the thread was going to be a waste before my gerbil comment,... lol
< beavis voice >
He said "rumble" huh huh huh
< /beavis voice >

[This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 09-05-2001).]

Oh and I still love ya, Royaltee... ya big ole felcher!

ARMAGEDON!

ROFL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Bruce: yes I was a DJ for 8 years ... but unfortunately this piece was not mine http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif
I don't think I'd have been able to finish the article ... I'd have peed myself long before that.


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