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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 5,430
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I just made love to my wife at a jewish temple (pics)
ok ok,,, no pics 4 you u horney bastard.
But we just got back from a jewish wedding at a temple in Oceanside. After cocktail hour I grabed my wife and pulled her in the rabbi's office. We did it for abt 4 minutes till someone knocked on the door. Since we locked that door, we ran out the oher end of the room. We almost got busted by the head rabbi. Then we went back to our table,,had prime rib, med rare, then on the way to the bathroom, I pulled her into the chapel. We climbed the steel spiral stair case to the top. I bent her over almost out the window and went to work. 3 minutes my phone rang,,,it was my parents calling abt out kids. Can u friggin believe that? Anywho,,I had to pack it in and we then left. I am so figgin sexually frustrated. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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on a temple? imagine you getting caught by the rabbi.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 14,423
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isn't that like sacrilege? or however the fuck you spell it, you are going straight to Jewish hell, is there even one, who the fuck knows?
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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That's hot. I bet it was exciting, but too bad you couldn't finish in the office.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Valencia, CA
Posts: 2,906
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Someone walking in = good excuse
Answering your phone during sex = BAD EXCUSE!! BTW, you're going to hell. I guess I'll meet you there! |
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Internet
Posts: 13,324
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what a Mitzvah
your parents calling is a sign from god ![]()
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,829
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your right answering the phone during sex is not an excuse to finish that, you can answer the phone once you 've already done |
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