I just made love to my wife at a jewish temple (pics)
 

ok ok,,, no pics 4 you u horney bastard.

But we just got back from a jewish wedding at a temple in Oceanside.

After cocktail hour I grabed my wife and pulled her in the rabbi's office. We did it for abt 4 minutes till someone knocked on the door. Since we locked that door, we ran out the oher end of the room. We almost got busted by the head rabbi. Then we went back to our table,,had prime rib, med rare, then on the way to the bathroom, I pulled her into the chapel. We climbed the steel spiral stair case to the top.

I bent her over almost out the window and went to work. 3 minutes my phone rang,,,it was my parents calling abt out kids. Can u friggin believe that?

Anywho,,I had to pack it in and we then left.

I am so figgin sexually frustrated.

on a temple? imagine you getting caught by the rabbi.

isn't that like sacrilege? or however the fuck you spell it, you are going straight to Jewish hell, is there even one, who the fuck knows?

That's hot. I bet it was exciting, but too bad you couldn't finish in the office. :BangBang:

Someone walking in = good excuse

Answering your phone during sex = BAD EXCUSE!!


BTW, you're going to hell. I guess I'll meet you there!

what a Mitzvah :thumbsup

your parents calling is a sign from god :glugglug

your right answering the phone during sex is not an excuse to finish that, you can answer the phone once you 've already done :disgust