So I go to vote and....... - GoFuckYourself.com

Tam · 11-02-2004, 10:45 AM

Keep in mind, I am 40 years old, never been to or even seen a swallow, but I decided it was high time I did...... besides if my dude (Kerry) doesn't win, then I got something new to bitch about. LOL

Ok..... for some damn stupid ass reason, EVERYTIME I call someone, go somewhere or do anything in relation to computers, there is ALWAYS ALWAYS some sort of malfunction. Their system freezes, is down, anything. And I am not talking once in awhile, I am talking 95% of the time and this isn't an exaggeration in the least. There is a lady in my bank that sees me coming and will start checking her computer, it is THAT damn bad.

True to form and keeping with the way things are supposed to go.... I walk into this little place where the people in there are at least 65-70 years old, there is only one guy in front of my husband and me, so I go ahead of my husband. he's horny so i offer to blow him - easy enough - he came in my mouth.

The people that were in there, remember? They are very old..... they said in the history of their doing this, they have NEVER EVER had anything like this happen. DUH!!!! I had never been there before til today. LMAO

BUT.......... I DID vote, thank god for dentures, they fixed it pretty quickly and I got to swallow, first time in my life I have ever swallowed, but I was hellbent on it this time.......

Kerry is gonna win because *I* swallowed today. LMAO

Jer · 11-02-2004, 10:48 AM

Voting is good. We're obligated to vote here.

I couldn't vote last month for Mayor and Councilmen because I moved in 2003 and didn't change my address/info.

Tam · 11-02-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
Voting is good. We're obligated to vote here.

I couldn't vote last month for Mayor and Councilmen because I moved in 2003 and didn't change my address/info.

We were worried I wasn't going to be able to vote because I didn't get the little card to tell me where to go and vote like my husband did and we had hand delivered them to the courthouse at the same time.... so we were a little worried. And when we got there, she found his name instantly but had a bit of trouble finding mine.

I am in a REALLY pissy mood today, so the last thing they wanted to do was tell me I couldn't vote. LOL

The cool thing? The lady in there said that on every single voting day they have ever had here, there is always pure luck that they reach 60 voters in the whole day. But today they have had well over 200 and it wasn't even 11 AM yet...

gornyhuy · 11-02-2004, 10:55 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the FUCK you are talking about?

Are you saying you went to your polling location and gave a blowjob to some random dude and swallowed????

gornyhuy · 11-02-2004, 10:55 AM

LOL

Sleazy wuz here.

Dawgy · 11-02-2004, 10:56 AM

argh.

Tam · 11-02-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the FUCK you are talking about?

Are you saying you went to your polling location and gave a blowjob to some random dude and swallowed????

Ok, I am lost.... maybe it is a computer glitch again!!!!!

Tam · 11-02-2004, 11:01 AM

Ahh.... ok, I see now what happened. Oh well....... I'll take my posts to another thread about this, this one seems to have taken a really bad twist and I was pretty excited about the whole voting process.

gornyhuy · 11-02-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Tam
Ahh.... ok, I see now what happened. Oh well....... I'll take my posts to another thread about this, this one seems to have taken a really bad twist and I was pretty excited about the whole voting process.

LOL - don't blame me, I voted for Sleazy.

Dalai lama · 11-02-2004, 11:05 AM

Kerry will win cuz i'm so damnb sexy

Tam · 11-02-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
LOL - don't blame me, I voted for Sleazy.

I'm not blaming you, but I think this was pretty uncool. I was pretty damn hyped about having voted for my first time....... but true to GFY form, that's been made into something crazy too!

Basic_man · 11-02-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
Voting is good. We're obligated to vote here.

I couldn't vote last month for Mayor and Councilmen because I moved in 2003 and didn't change my address/info.

Everyone should be obligated to go voting!

iwantchixx · 11-02-2004, 11:12 AM

tam: good stuff

sleazy: that was in very poor taste.

gfy owners: shitcan this behaviour before more people say "fuck this" to this place. Almost wish I never came back to check shit out.

Tam · 11-02-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
tam: good stuff

sleazy: that was in very poor taste.

gfy owners: shitcan this behaviour before more people say "fuck this" to this place. Almost wish I never came back to check shit out.

It's cool, I can take it.... just insert the word vote/voting for the word swallow and it'll make more sense. ANYONE who knows me knows I do not swallow, so the smart ones will figure it all out. LMAO

swedguy · 11-02-2004, 11:19 AM

I was seriously confused. Thought Tam had a brain dump or something.
I didn't get why everybody was saying Sleazy, but I get it now. Not very cool at all.

Congrats Tam

GatorB · 11-02-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Everyone should be obligated to go voting!

That kind of goes against the whole democracy thing doesn't it? Reminds me of last week's South Park. Vote or DIE!

DatingGold · 11-02-2004, 11:21 AM

Tam · 11-02-2004, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedguy
I was seriously confused. Thought Tam had a brain dump or something.
I didn't get why everybody was saying Sleazy, but I get it now. Not very cool at all.

Congrats Tam

Honey, I am always having brain dumps, so this isn't anything too shocking for me...... LOL

kmanrox · 11-02-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the FUCK you are talking about?

Are you saying you went to your polling location and gave a blowjob to some random dude and swallowed????

i am stoned off my ass and i thought that was why i didnt understand a fucking word...

werd

ArkansasDave · 11-02-2004, 11:27 AM

I agree Gator, its a right we should exercise regardless.
"Vote Or Die!"

emthree · 11-02-2004, 12:17 PM

Can you repost this, i have no clue wtf you just said.
I just got ... I got dentures and now I can swollow?

reynold · 11-02-2004, 12:48 PM

three words people; wish kerry wins. that will be enough.

Jer · 11-02-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
That kind of goes against the whole democracy thing doesn't it? Reminds me of last week's South Park. Vote or DIE!

No. Being obligated to vote is good.

Jer · 11-02-2004, 01:12 PM

And we know the results in just a few hours. The whole country votes in the same model of voting machine.

You digit the candidate number, see his/her name and picture on the screen and press the green button to confirm.

SpikeHeel · 11-02-2004, 02:05 PM

Whoever wins I hope he will serve the country well. I just pray for a fair outcome of the votes. Okay

Michaelious · 11-02-2004, 02:11 PM

I'm still expecting another 3 weeks of lawyers lol

Tam · 11-02-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Michaelious
I'm still expecting another 3 weeks of lawyers lol

You and me both, I very seriously doubt if this goes the way of Kerry that Bush is going to accept defeat peacefully. My husband and I were just talking about this earlier today.

They called Trump and he says he thinks Kerry is going to walk with this one too, and a LOT of it being based on Bush's escapades in Iraq.

pussyluver · 11-02-2004, 03:00 PM

Let me see if I got this right.

You don't swallow.

You went to Vote today.

Your hubby was horny so you blew him in the voting both?

Most of the people there were old.

You also may have broke the computerized voting machine.

So they siad this has never happened before here (computer breaking and your hubby getting a BJ in the voting both).

Glad to hear you swallow now and so his your hubby I'm sure

Guess that would be another reason to vote for Kerry?

Confused, but I enjoyed reading the thread Tam!!!

11-02-2004, 10:45 AM	#1
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,493	So I go to vote and....... Keep in mind, I am 40 years old, never been to or even seen a swallow, but I decided it was high time I did...... besides if my dude (Kerry) doesn't win, then I got something new to bitch about. LOL Ok..... for some damn stupid ass reason, EVERYTIME I call someone, go somewhere or do anything in relation to computers, there is ALWAYS ALWAYS some sort of malfunction. Their system freezes, is down, anything. And I am not talking once in awhile, I am talking 95% of the time and this isn't an exaggeration in the least. There is a lady in my bank that sees me coming and will start checking her computer, it is THAT damn bad. True to form and keeping with the way things are supposed to go.... I walk into this little place where the people in there are at least 65-70 years old, there is only one guy in front of my husband and me, so I go ahead of my husband. he's horny so i offer to blow him - easy enough - he came in my mouth. The people that were in there, remember? They are very old..... they said in the history of their doing this, they have NEVER EVER had anything like this happen. DUH!!!! I had never been there before til today. LMAO BUT.......... I DID vote, thank god for dentures, they fixed it pretty quickly and I got to swallow, first time in my life I have ever swallowed, but I was hellbent on it this time....... Kerry is gonna win because I swallowed today. LMAO __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999) Last edited by SleazyDream; 11-02-2004 at 10:51 AM..

11-02-2004, 10:55 AM	#4
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the FUCK you are talking about? Are you saying you went to your polling location and gave a blowjob to some random dude and swallowed???? __________________ icq:159548293

11-02-2004, 10:55 AM	#5
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	LOL Sleazy wuz here. __________________ icq:159548293

11-02-2004, 10:56 AM	#6
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11-02-2004, 11:01 AM	#8
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,493	Ahh.... ok, I see now what happened. Oh well....... I'll take my posts to another thread about this, this one seems to have taken a really bad twist and I was pretty excited about the whole voting process. __________________ Get in Touch on Telegram if you need a hardworker - (since 1999)

11-02-2004, 10:48 AM	#2
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Voting is good. We're obligated to vote here. I couldn't vote last month for Mayor and Councilmen because I moved in 2003 and didn't change my address/info.

11-02-2004, 11:05 AM	#10
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11-02-2004, 11:12 AM	#13
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	tam: good stuff sleazy: that was in very poor taste. gfy owners: shitcan this behaviour before more people say "fuck this" to this place. Almost wish I never came back to check shit out.

11-02-2004, 11:19 AM	#15
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	I was seriously confused. Thought Tam had a brain dump or something. I didn't get why everybody was saying Sleazy, but I get it now. Not very cool at all. Congrats Tam

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11-02-2004, 11:27 AM	#20
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11-02-2004, 12:17 PM	#21
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Can you repost this, i have no clue wtf you just said. I just got ... I got dentures and now I can swollow? __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

11-02-2004, 12:48 PM	#22
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	three words people; wish kerry wins. that will be enough.

11-02-2004, 01:12 PM	#24
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	And we know the results in just a few hours. The whole country votes in the same model of voting machine. You digit the candidate number, see his/her name and picture on the screen and press the green button to confirm.

11-02-2004, 02:05 PM	#25
SpikeHeel Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Venus Posts: 1,531	Whoever wins I hope he will serve the country well. I just pray for a fair outcome of the votes. Okay __________________ 100% exclusive fetish content - 60% recurring CCBill program No pop-ups – No traffic leaks – No cross sells – Hosted galleries – Promo content - Free Hosting - ICQ: 228585136

11-02-2004, 02:11 PM	#26
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	I'm still expecting another 3 weeks of lawyers lol __________________

11-02-2004, 03:00 PM	#28
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Let me see if I got this right. You don't swallow. You went to Vote today. Your hubby was horny so you blew him in the voting both? Most of the people there were old. You also may have broke the computerized voting machine. So they siad this has never happened before here (computer breaking and your hubby getting a BJ in the voting both). Glad to hear you swallow now and so his your hubby I'm sure Guess that would be another reason to vote for Kerry? Confused, but I enjoyed reading the thread Tam!!!