So I go to vote and.......
 

Keep in mind, I am 40 years old, never been to or even seen a swallow, but I decided it was high time I did...... besides if my dude (Kerry) doesn't win, then I got something new to bitch about. LOL

Ok..... for some damn stupid ass reason, EVERYTIME I call someone, go somewhere or do anything in relation to computers, there is ALWAYS ALWAYS some sort of malfunction. Their system freezes, is down, anything. And I am not talking once in awhile, I am talking 95% of the time and this isn't an exaggeration in the least. There is a lady in my bank that sees me coming and will start checking her computer, it is THAT damn bad. :helpme

True to form and keeping with the way things are supposed to go.... I walk into this little place where the people in there are at least 65-70 years old, there is only one guy in front of my husband and me, so I go ahead of my husband. he's horny so i offer to blow him - easy enough - he came in my mouth.

The people that were in there, remember? They are very old..... they said in the history of their doing this, they have NEVER EVER had anything like this happen. DUH!!!! I had never been there before til today. LMAO

BUT.......... I DID vote, thank god for dentures, they fixed it pretty quickly and I got to swallow, first time in my life I have ever swallowed, but I was hellbent on it this time.......


Kerry is gonna win because *I* swallowed today. LMAO

Voting is good. We're obligated to vote here.

I couldn't vote last month for Mayor and Councilmen because I moved in 2003 and didn't change my address/info.

We were worried I wasn't going to be able to vote because I didn't get the little card to tell me where to go and vote like my husband did and we had hand delivered them to the courthouse at the same time.... so we were a little worried. And when we got there, she found his name instantly but had a bit of trouble finding mine.

I am in a REALLY pissy mood today, so the last thing they wanted to do was tell me I couldn't vote. LOL

The cool thing? The lady in there said that on every single voting day they have ever had here, there is always pure luck that they reach 60 voters in the whole day. But today they have had well over 200 and it wasn't even 11 AM yet... :thumbsup

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the FUCK you are talking about?

Are you saying you went to your polling location and gave a blowjob to some random dude and swallowed????

LOL
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sleazy wuz here.

argh.

Ok, I am lost.... maybe it is a computer glitch again!!!!!

Ahh.... ok, I see now what happened. Oh well....... I'll take my posts to another thread about this, this one seems to have taken a really bad twist and I was pretty excited about the whole voting process. :(

LOL - don't blame me, I voted for Sleazy.

Kerry will win cuz i'm so damnb sexy

I'm not blaming you, but I think this was pretty uncool. I was pretty damn hyped about having voted for my first time....... but true to GFY form, that's been made into something crazy too!

Everyone should be obligated to go voting!

tam: good stuff

sleazy: that was in very poor taste.

gfy owners: shitcan this behaviour before more people say "fuck this" to this place. Almost wish I never came back to check shit out.

It's cool, I can take it.... just insert the word vote/voting for the word swallow and it'll make more sense. ANYONE who knows me knows I do not swallow, so the smart ones will figure it all out. LMAO

I was seriously confused. Thought Tam had a brain dump or something.
I didn't get why everybody was saying Sleazy, but I get it now. Not very cool at all.

Congrats Tam :)

That kind of goes against the whole democracy thing doesn't it? Reminds me of last week's South Park. Vote or DIE!

:1orglaugh

Honey, I am always having brain dumps, so this isn't anything too shocking for me...... LOL

i am stoned off my ass and i thought that was why i didnt understand a fucking word...

werd

I agree Gator, its a right we should exercise regardless.
"Vote Or Die!"

Can you repost this, i have no clue wtf you just said.
I just got ... I got dentures and now I can swollow?

three words people; wish kerry wins. that will be enough.

No. Being obligated to vote is good.

And we know the results in just a few hours. The whole country votes in the same model of voting machine.

You digit the candidate number, see his/her name and picture on the screen and press the green button to confirm.

Whoever wins I hope he will serve the country well. I just pray for a fair outcome of the votes. Okay

I'm still expecting another 3 weeks of lawyers lol

You and me both, I very seriously doubt if this goes the way of Kerry that Bush is going to accept defeat peacefully. My husband and I were just talking about this earlier today.

They called Trump and he says he thinks Kerry is going to walk with this one too, and a LOT of it being based on Bush's escapades in Iraq.

Let me see if I got this right.


You don't swallow.

You went to Vote today.

Your hubby was horny so you blew him in the voting both?

Most of the people there were old.

You also may have broke the computerized voting machine.

So they siad this has never happened before here (computer breaking and your hubby getting a BJ in the voting both).

Glad to hear you swallow now and so his your hubby I'm sure
:thumbsup

Guess that would be another reason to vote for Kerry?


Confused, but I enjoyed reading the thread Tam!!!