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09-04-2001, 11:29 AM
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What is your favorite .....
This weekend while I was out for some reason the guys kept hitting on me.
I was standing right next to my man when this guy walks up, sober might I add and says "hey blonde one, I like your pants can I talk you out of them?" I nearly slapped the guy except I was laughing so hard. ------------------ ************************ Private Label Resources: A great source for marketing adult sites. PLR Radio: High volume exposure. |
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09-04-2001, 12:00 PM
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so it was you
well it wasn't the laughing that hurt me so bad just that you turned down my best line  |
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09-04-2001, 12:45 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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one of my favorites is:
" I like your shoes but they would look better over my shoulders." |
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09-04-2001, 01:00 PM
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How about, "Your pants are just like a mirror...I can see myself in them right now."
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09-04-2001, 01:01 PM
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How about, "Bend over bitch so i can fuck you up he ass."
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09-04-2001, 01:33 PM
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You have issues, Gary.
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09-04-2001, 01:36 PM
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No kidding.
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09-04-2001, 04:04 PM
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09-04-2001, 06:11 PM
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Come on there must be more one liners out there
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09-04-2001, 06:13 PM
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"How much?"
Disclaimer: Is not as effective at church dances. |
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09-04-2001, 06:29 PM
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09-04-2001, 06:32 PM
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There can be only one
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I just had a drink , but I put it down and thought for a moment... you know what... there's something that I must be getting that if I could get you something while I shoot this next round of darts cuz I swear it won't take but a second and it would be way cool if you could watch this beer for me while I shoot and hey, are you doin' anything later?
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09-04-2001, 08:07 PM
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It might work. I wouldn't pee my self laughing ------------------ ************************ Private Label Resources: A great source for marketing adult sites. PLR Radio: High volume exposure. |
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09-04-2001, 10:52 PM
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this is not a lie I actually saw it in action. I was at a bar with several friends and there was this guy with us that one of my friends worked with. He told us the key to getting sex was just to ask that it is like anything else in life - a numbers game. So there in the packed bar he set out to prove his point. He would just walk up to women that weren't with guys and say things like " Hi, my name is Mark how are you?" They would say " I'm fine" He'd say" that's cool, look I'm not the scamming type so I'm not going to bullshit you it's Friday night, I don't have to work tommorrow and I would love to spend the rest of the night making you cum your brains out. What do you think?"
Of course most of them laughed or got pissed or told him to get the hell away from them but eventually after 2 hours of rejection he found a woman who thought it was a pretty good idea and left with him. Needless to say we were all amazed and I think that night he became our hero. |
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09-05-2001, 12:09 AM
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My hero? No, not exactly. |
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09-05-2001, 12:21 AM
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My best line is
Hey "name of girl " Get naked and lets Fuck most the time it works heheheh i love my Girls ------------------ Stynk Adult Freehost FuckHost Freehosting |
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09-05-2001, 01:43 PM
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09-05-2001, 01:55 PM
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ol' timer
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you would if you ever met oscer. |
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