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This weekend while I was out for some reason the guys kept hitting on me.
I was standing right next to my man when this guy walks up, sober might I add and says "hey blonde one, I like your pants can I talk you out of them?"

I nearly slapped the guy except I was laughing so hard.



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so it was you

well it wasn't the laughing that hurt me so bad

just that you turned down my best line
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one of my favorites is:
" I like your shoes but they would look better over my shoulders."

How about, "Your pants are just like a mirror...I can see myself in them right now."

How about, "Bend over bitch so i can fuck you up he ass."

You have issues, Gary.

No kidding.

I would have peed myself from laughing had he said that http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif



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Come on there must be more one liners out there http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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"How much?"

Disclaimer: Is not as effective at church dances.

LOL those pick-up lines are hillarious http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
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I just had a drink , but I put it down and thought for a moment... you know what... there's something that I must be getting that if I could get you something while I shoot this next round of darts cuz I swear it won't take but a second and it would be way cool if you could watch this beer for me while I shoot and hey, are you doin' anything later?

It might work. I wouldn't pee my self laughing http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


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this is not a lie I actually saw it in action. I was at a bar with several friends and there was this guy with us that one of my friends worked with. He told us the key to getting sex was just to ask that it is like anything else in life - a numbers game. So there in the packed bar he set out to prove his point. He would just walk up to women that weren't with guys and say things like " Hi, my name is Mark how are you?" They would say " I'm fine" He'd say" that's cool, look I'm not the scamming type so I'm not going to bullshit you it's Friday night, I don't have to work tommorrow and I would love to spend the rest of the night making you cum your brains out. What do you think?"

Of course most of them laughed or got pissed or told him to get the hell away from them but eventually after 2 hours of rejection he found a woman who thought it was a pretty good idea and left with him.

Needless to say we were all amazed and I think that night he became our hero.

I hope he had a condom (as a defense against disease, not pregnancy), because I would guess that any gal who would respond to that line was not too difficult to land. In fact, as he went down on her, he should probably have been asking himself if his tongue was where some other dude's dick had been a few hours earlier.

My hero? No, not exactly.

My best line is

Hey "name of girl " Get naked and lets Fuck

most the time it works heheheh

i love my Girls

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I don't think I would even laugh at that one



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you would if you ever met oscer.