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bangman · 10-31-2004, 02:54 AM

Okay, folks. Welcome to The DubiousCash first annual(?) Mega-Valuable Prize Giveaway-a-thon 2004.

This year, we've assembled a group of amazing prizes that will be given away to the contest winner.

1 Marlbo Menthol Ultra-Light cigarette - 20 cents
1 Hoop Costume Earring - 5 cents
1 Quarter - 25 cents
1 yellow test tube cigarette lighter - 1.09 dollars
1 single AAA battery (dead or nearly so) - 2 cents
1 thermometer - approx. 2 dollars
1 piece plastic coat hanger - >1 cents
2 US postage stamps - 74 cents
1 sheet toilet tissue (mostly unused) - 0.2 cents
1 bar ivory soap - 43 cents
1 coupon for 2 medium papa john's pizzas for 12.99 (or three for 16.99)- No cash value
1- plastic sealing ring for rosenberger's raspberry iced tea - .01 cent
1 thumb tack - 1 cent
1 black new york marriot pen (souvenier) - 2 cents
1 fisher price child's tape (one side recorded, one side blank)- (assuming 1 dollar, as its original cost, along with what it was bundled with, is unknown)
TOTAL VALUE = $5.833
CLEARLY a noteworth prize package.

btw...
I'm not really sure what is on that Fisher Price tape.

Check it out:
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- The 1050th post in this thread WINS.

- If you win, you MUST be able to prove to me that you are an adult webmaster.
- You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest.
- No fucking post-bots (you can't win that way).
- If a postbot or non-adult webmaster makes the 1050th post in this thread, the closest one to 1050 (but not over) wins.

How the fuck do I win?
- Every first person of each new page must start a completely new topic.
- Your post must be on topic!
- If the first person of each new page does not specify a topic, the first one that does initiate a new topic , gets it.
- Your new topic can be about anything at all.
- The body of the topic starter's post should be:

"Topic:
____________"

The first page here is for general discussion/questions about this contest.
The first topic can be initiated on the 2nd page.

Have fun and good luck!

Platinumpimp · 10-31-2004, 03:03 AM

Good luck to YOU

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
Good luck to YOU

Good luck to YOU!
Are you not seeing the value in this?

Makingcoin · 10-31-2004, 03:08 AM

Where is my Nutella at ?

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
Where is my Nutella at ?

Shut up bitch.
I'll send it to you when i'm good and ready.

WickedVenus · 10-31-2004, 03:25 AM

is this real?

either way if it is or not that is great!!!!

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WickedVenus
is this real?

either way if it is or not that is great!!!!

johndoebob · 10-31-2004, 03:36 AM

In who's ass was that thermometer before?

Makingcoin · 10-31-2004, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bangman
Shut up bitch.
I'll send it to you when i'm good and ready.

I'm getting hungry over here.

WickedVenus · 10-31-2004, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johndoebob
In who's ass was that thermometer before?

maybe we dont want to know lol

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johndoebob
In who's ass was that thermometer before?

A select few + my secretary (his name is Chris).
Trust me. It's as clean as rectal thermometers can get.

dubious media · 10-31-2004, 03:43 AM

Don't worry bangman, because most of the GFYers can't read you won't have to give away your precious couch buried treasures.

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
I'm getting hungry over here.

Win the contest and get the coupon for Papa John's.
2 medium pizzas for 12.99 (or 3 for $16.99).
Or eat some bacon or some shit.

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dubiousmedia
Don't worry bangman, because most of the GFYers can't read you won't have to give away your precious couch buried treasures.

Couch Treasures!?!?

You're officially disqualified from this contest, bitch.

Makingcoin · 10-31-2004, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bangman
Win the contest and get the coupon for Papa John's.
2 medium pizzas for 12.99 (or 3 for $16.99).
Or eat some bacon or some shit.

You promised Nutella.

PureCute · 10-31-2004, 03:47 AM

Quote:

If a postbot or non-adult webmaster makes the 1050th post in this thread, the closest one to 1050 (but not over) wins.

Are we using "Price IS Right" Rules ? WTD?

-Jim

Owner www.purecute.com
ICQ: 28259363

bangman · 10-31-2004, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureCute
Are we using "Price IS Right" Rules ? WTD?

-Jim

Owner www.purecute.com
ICQ: 28259363

yeah?

bangman · 10-31-2004, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
You promised Nutella.

yeah well, lifes a bitch.

Manowar · 10-31-2004, 04:05 AM

Dammit, this one looks like the biggest contest ever!

bangman · 10-31-2004, 04:07 AM

And I quote:

Quote:

TOTAL VALUE = $5.833

Now THAT'S hardcore.

enter » · 10-31-2004, 04:28 AM

Is there any chance to be a side sponsor of your contest? I'd like to offer up a couple BIG prizes for a small link in this thread.

Screw GFY · 10-31-2004, 04:33 AM

get a real fucking comp you asshat

your site(s) must make big coin to offer this bullshit...

pass on using your site..

way to give a thumbs up to webmasters on how shitty your program is

enter » · 10-31-2004, 04:34 AM

How about 4 pixels designed to the winners specs and a 45 character text link?

bangman · 10-31-2004, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
How about 4 pixels designed to the winners specs and a 45 character text link?

hmmm
I'll have to think about this one.
might be giving away too much there...

bangman · 10-31-2004, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screw GFY
get a real fucking comp you asshat

your site(s) must make big coin to offer this bullshit...

pass on using your site..

way to give a thumbs up to webmasters on how shitty your program is

Hey "Screw GFY" nice to meet you, I'm Dave.
You new here?

Quote:

TOTAL VALUE = $5.833
CLEARLY a noteworth prize package.

enter » · 10-31-2004, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bangman
hmmm
I'll have to think about this one.
might be giving away too much there...

I knew 45 chars. was too much. I was just going to outsource it anyway.

Screw GFY · 10-31-2004, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
I knew 45 chars. was too much. I was just going to outsource it anyway.

re-read my post

Ar3s · 10-31-2004, 05:26 AM

Screw GFY · 10-31-2004, 05:33 AM

Dave, your a fucking joke

bangman · 10-31-2004, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screw GFY
Dave, your a fucking joke

I believe you meant to say "Dave, you're a fucking joke."
not that hard, man.

Kicker · 10-31-2004, 06:50 AM

Good luck

bangman · 10-31-2004, 03:43 PM

PerfectionGirls · 10-31-2004, 03:44 PM

Damn I like your style! hahahaha

Vitasoy · 10-31-2004, 03:52 PM

"You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest."

Noooooo! We always miss out on the deals

boner 2.0 · 10-31-2004, 04:03 PM

bangman · 10-31-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
"You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest."

Noooooo! We always miss out on the deals

I always run into problems when sending international

I tried to sent out a non-perishable item to Canada the other day, and they told me they can't ship foods items to Canada. (This was UPS - maybe I should try Fedex)

10-31-2004, 02:54 AM	#1
bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	Dubiouscash.com >> WIN $$$(?) in this thread!!! Okay, folks. Welcome to The DubiousCash first annual(?) Mega-Valuable Prize Giveaway-a-thon 2004. This year, we've assembled a group of amazing prizes that will be given away to the contest winner. 1 Marlbo Menthol Ultra-Light cigarette - 20 cents 1 Hoop Costume Earring - 5 cents 1 Quarter - 25 cents 1 yellow test tube cigarette lighter - 1.09 dollars 1 single AAA battery (dead or nearly so) - 2 cents 1 thermometer - approx. 2 dollars 1 piece plastic coat hanger - >1 cents 2 US postage stamps - 74 cents 1 sheet toilet tissue (mostly unused) - 0.2 cents 1 bar ivory soap - 43 cents 1 coupon for 2 medium papa john's pizzas for 12.99 (or three for 16.99)- No cash value 1- plastic sealing ring for rosenberger's raspberry iced tea - .01 cent 1 thumb tack - 1 cent 1 black new york marriot pen (souvenier) - 2 cents 1 fisher price child's tape (one side recorded, one side blank)- (assuming 1 dollar, as its original cost, along with what it was bundled with, is unknown) TOTAL VALUE = $5.833 CLEARLY a noteworth prize package. btw... I'm not really sure what is on that Fisher Price tape. Check it out: ------------------------------ - The 1050th post in this thread WINS. - If you win, you MUST be able to prove to me that you are an adult webmaster. - You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest. - No fucking post-bots (you can't win that way). - If a postbot or non-adult webmaster makes the 1050th post in this thread, the closest one to 1050 (but not over) wins. *How the fuck do I win?* - Every first person of each new page must start a completely new topic. - Your post must be on topic! - If the first person of each new page does not specify a topic, the first one that does initiate a new topic , gets it. - Your new topic can be about anything at all. - The body of the topic starter's post should be: "Topic: ____________" The first page here is for general discussion/questions about this contest. The first topic can be initiated on the 2nd page. Have fun and good luck! __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199 Last edited by bangman; 10-31-2004 at 02:56 AM..

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