Dubiouscash.com >> WIN $$$(?) in this thread!!!
 

Okay, folks. Welcome to The DubiousCash first annual(?) Mega-Valuable Prize Giveaway-a-thon 2004.

This year, we've assembled a group of amazing prizes that will be given away to the contest winner.

http://www.dubiouscash.com/etc/cont.jpg
1 Marlbo Menthol Ultra-Light cigarette - 20 cents
1 Hoop Costume Earring - 5 cents
1 Quarter - 25 cents
1 yellow test tube cigarette lighter - 1.09 dollars
1 single AAA battery (dead or nearly so) - 2 cents
1 thermometer - approx. 2 dollars
1 piece plastic coat hanger - >1 cents
2 US postage stamps - 74 cents
1 sheet toilet tissue (mostly unused) - 0.2 cents
1 bar ivory soap - 43 cents
1 coupon for 2 medium papa john's pizzas for 12.99 (or three for 16.99)- No cash value
1- plastic sealing ring for rosenberger's raspberry iced tea - .01 cent
1 thumb tack - 1 cent
1 black new york marriot pen (souvenier) - 2 cents
1 fisher price child's tape (one side recorded, one side blank)- (assuming 1 dollar, as its original cost, along with what it was bundled with, is unknown)
TOTAL VALUE = $5.833
CLEARLY a noteworth prize package.

btw...
I'm not really sure what is on that Fisher Price tape.

Check it out:
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- The 1050th post in this thread WINS.

- If you win, you MUST be able to prove to me that you are an adult webmaster.
- You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest.
- No fucking post-bots (you can't win that way).
- If a postbot or non-adult webmaster makes the 1050th post in this thread, the closest one to 1050 (but not over) wins.

How the fuck do I win?
- Every first person of each new page must start a completely new topic.
- Your post must be on topic!
- If the first person of each new page does not specify a topic, the first one that does initiate a new topic , gets it.
- Your new topic can be about anything at all.
- The body of the topic starter's post should be:

"Topic:
____________"

The first page here is for general discussion/questions about this contest.
The first topic can be initiated on the 2nd page.

:)
Have fun and good luck!

Good luck to YOU :1orglaugh

Good luck to YOU!
Are you not seeing the value in this? :eek7

Where is my Nutella at ?

Shut up bitch.
I'll send it to you when i'm good and ready.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh is this real?

either way if it is or not that is great!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:winkwink:

In who's ass was that thermometer before? :winkwink:

I'm getting hungry over here.

:feels-hot

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh maybe we dont want to know lol

A select few + my secretary (his name is Chris).
Trust me. It's as clean as rectal thermometers can get.

Don't worry bangman, because most of the GFYers can't read you won't have to give away your precious couch buried treasures.

Win the contest and get the coupon for Papa John's.
2 medium pizzas for 12.99 (or 3 for $16.99).
Or eat some bacon or some shit.

Couch Treasures!?!? :mad:
You're officially disqualified from this contest, bitch.

You promised Nutella. :(

Are we using "Price IS Right" Rules ? WTD? :Graucho



-Jim

Owner www.purecute.com
ICQ: 28259363

yeah?

yeah well, lifes a bitch.

Dammit, this one looks like the biggest contest ever!

And I quote:
Now THAT'S hardcore.

Is there any chance to be a side sponsor of your contest? I'd like to offer up a couple BIG prizes for a small link in this thread.

get a real fucking comp you asshat

your site(s) must make big coin to offer this bullshit...

pass on using your site..

way to give a thumbs up to webmasters on how shitty your program is :thumbsup

How about 4 pixels designed to the winners specs and a 45 character text link?

hmmm
I'll have to think about this one.
might be giving away too much there...

Hey "Screw GFY" nice to meet you, I'm Dave.
You new here?

I knew 45 chars. was too much. I was just going to outsource it anyway.

re-read my post

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dave, your a fucking joke

I believe you meant to say "Dave, you're a fucking joke."
not that hard, man. :thumbsup

Good luck:glugglug

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn I like your style! hahahaha

"You MUST be in the U.S. to be eligible for this contest."


Noooooo! We always miss out on the deals :(






:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always run into problems when sending international :(
I tried to sent out a non-perishable item to Canada the other day, and they told me they can't ship foods items to Canada. (This was UPS - maybe I should try Fedex)