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erehwon · 10-31-2004, 12:54 AM

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?bin Laden is living in South Waziristan in the Baluchistan Mountains of the Baluchistan region.? He also added that ?there is an American presence in the area.?

Admittedly, I?m not an expert in geography, but I started researching this area of Pakistan, and discovered that the total land mass of South Waziristan is 2,470 square miles. To put this figure in perspective, the total area of Rhode Island ? the smallest state in the union ? is 2,000 square miles.

So, according to Lehman, Osama bin Laden is hiding in a sparsely populated region not much bigger than Rhode Island, yet we can?t rein him in. How peculiar. To illustrate how preposterous this notion is, I?d like all of you to perform a little experiment. Get in your car, drive downtown, deliberately get a parking ticket, and then refuse to pay it. Or, better yet, get a speeding ticket. Then see how long it takes your local police department, courthouse, department of motor vehicles, and insurance company to find you --- and harass the hell out of you --- until payment is received. Yet the Pentagon, which spent $358.2 billion in 2003, can?t find bin Laden. Come on! How gullible do they think we are?

sumphatpimp · 10-31-2004, 01:07 AM

so you think Osama is going to double park his camel?

malakajoe · 10-31-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon
Yet the Pentagon, which spent $358.2 billion in 2003, can?t find bin Laden. Come on! How gullible do they think we are? [/B]

Never underestimate the stupidity and gulliblity of the American people.

KRL · 10-31-2004, 01:09 AM

I really doubt a guy with access to hundreds of millions of dollars has been living in the mountains for the past 3 years.

He's way too smart and I'm sure had made plans long before 9/11 how to get back into Saudi Arabia or the likes.

He probably sits in some plush home watching CNN clips of marines looking in those cave holes and laughing his ass off.

Doctor Dre · 10-31-2004, 01:18 AM

The guy is probably in a paradise with dozen of chicks sucking his dick

TheMob · 10-31-2004, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
so you think Osama is going to double park his camel?

it's not osama, it's usama

EscortBiz · 10-31-2004, 03:15 AM

I like how nobodys talk about how easy it is to catch him, what a bunch of idiots

Like people on tv saying "what we should do is this and that blah blah blah" ass sitting idiots

TheMob · 10-31-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
I like how nobodys talk about how easy it is to catch him, what a bunch of idiots

Like people on tv saying "what we should do is this and that blah blah blah" ass sitting idiots

??? so we should just do nothing? or outsource it to afghan war lords?

Mikey_219Inc · 10-31-2004, 03:28 AM

outsource it to colombian druglords. give them a cut of the opium trade. hell be dead on a silver platter within a week.

of course there is the possiblilty that we are all just getting our chains yanked by our government ...

MrJackMeHoff · 10-31-2004, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
The guy is probably in a paradise with dozen of chicks sucking his dick

So thats who my neighbor is.. I thought he looked familiar.

TheMob · 10-31-2004, 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
So thats who my neighbor is.. I thought he looked familiar.

so you're sucking eachother off?

MrJackMeHoff · 10-31-2004, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob
so you're sucking eachother off?

Sorry Im a guy dumbfuck maybe you should learn to read..

EscortBiz · 10-31-2004, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob
??? so we should just do nothing? or outsource it to afghan war lords?

we are now offering 50mil come on all these ideas are things the CIA know

TheMob · 10-31-2004, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Sorry Im a guy dumbfuck maybe you should learn to read..

so you fucked osama dumb?

Fabien · 10-31-2004, 06:52 AM

He's probably more in need of a cronjob

Well i would rather see him get a "cronjob"

Like every 12 hours he gets ass fucked by 10 men in a jail cell

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Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	outsource it to colombian druglords. give them a cut of the opium trade. hell be dead on a silver platter within a week. of course there is the possiblilty that we are all just getting our chains yanked by our government ... __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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