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man im the only one posting lol and im about to go to bed
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im going to take a break and ill be back.
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well i need to go to bed!! good luck to whoever wins im to tired to post lol
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still posting lol nothing else to do...
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im out of funny pictures, so ill just post words
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posting away.....
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okies anyone else gonna post
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still posting
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ok back to posting here for about a few more min!
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how come no one else wants a jersey? They must all be sleeping lol
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hmmm quiet in here......
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wow where in blue hell is everyone?
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wow not only have i managed to hotlink tons of images lol I also uped my post count
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300th post is comming !
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what # are we at now?
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I want an epic cash jersey !
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cool1 wants a jersey
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Woke up to piss.. Giving a good bump! Keep the posts coming!
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I thought this thread would have been finished by now
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I win.
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you fuckers are just plain lazy!!! Get posting damnt!!!!
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Everyone must already have a epic cash jersey
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Yo bums :) this thread is going down 2nite
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Ok I wuill post a bit
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We can hope so
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posting is fun.
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Epic cash
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more posts.
more posts. more posts. more posts. more posts. more posts. more posts. more posts. |
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Time for some jokes to move this thread along
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The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road, when this guy came along. The blond was carrying a bag. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'' |
Confessions Of Sodom
One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery." "Adultery, eh?" I said. "You sly devil. That'll be three hail mary's, plus five bucks." "Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work." "Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 hail mary's, plus fourteen bucks." "Thank you, Father." This was easy, I thought. I can handle this. Another person came into the booth. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have commited the sin of butt-sex." "Butt-sex, huh?" I looked at the list, but I didn't see butt-sex there. I excused myself to see if I could get some help. I found a choir boy hanging out on the steps of the church. "Excuse me," I said. "What does Father Matthew give for buttsex?" "Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers." |
The Love Dress
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, ?What the hell are you doing?? ?I'm wearing my love dress,? responds the daughter-in-law, ?We haven't made love in a long time.? So the mother-in-law says, ?Hm, maybe I should try that.? She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, ?What the fuck are you doing?? ?I'm wearing my love dress,? says the wife. ?Well,? responds the husband, ?it needs to be ironed.? |
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer?s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, ?I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I?m going to retrieve it.? The old farmer replied, ?This is my property, and you are not coming over here.? The indignant lawyer said, ?I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don?t let me get that duck, I?ll sue you and take everything you own.? The old farmer smiled and said, ?Apparently, you don?t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.? The lawyer asked, ?What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?? The farmer replied, ?Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.? The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer?s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man?s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer?s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, ?Okay, you old coot! Now, it?s my turn!? The old farmer smiled and said, ?No, I give up. You can have the duck!? |
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