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Old 10-29-2004, 05:04 PM   #1
Dagwolf
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I wanna be like Juicylinks

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too

Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you

You!
I wanna be like you
I wanna talk like you
Walk like you, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:05 PM   #2
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archly stampeding
grieving doubts sag benignly
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:07 PM   #3
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A most excellent haiku, my brother!
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:09 PM   #4
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A most excellent haiku, my brother!




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Old 10-29-2004, 05:12 PM   #5
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:19 PM   #6
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Congratulations.

Now you need some 36,500 more posts.

A shitload of pictures of yourself including your penis.

You also need the haircut.

But I think Juicy is working on getting all the appropriate patents and trademarks
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:21 PM   #7
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Congratulations.

Now you need some 36,500 more posts.

A shitload of pictures of yourself including your penis.

You also need the haircut.

But I think Juicy is working on getting all the appropriate patents and trademarks
that will take another 4 yrs or so to do
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:00 PM   #8
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