I wanna be like Juicylinks

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    I wanna be like Juicylinks

    Now I'm the king of the swingers
    Oh, the jungle VIP
    I've reached the top and had to stop
    And that's what botherin' me
    I wanna be a man, mancub
    And stroll right into town
    And be just like the other men
    I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

    Oh, oobee doo
    I wanna be like you
    I wanna walk like you
    Talk like you, too
    You'll see it's true
    An ape like me
    Can learn to be humen too

    Gee, cousin Louie
    You're doin' real good

    Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
    Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

    But I don't know how to make fire

    Now don't try to kid me, mancub
    I made a deal with you
    What I desire is man's red fire
    To make my dream come true
    Give me the secret, mancub
    Clue me what to do
    Give me the power of man's red flower
    So I can be like you

    You!
    I wanna be like you
    I wanna talk like you
    Walk like you, too
    You'll see it's true
    Someone like me
    Can learn to be
    Like someone like me
    Can learn to be
    Like someone like you
    Can learn to be
    Like someone like me!
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    archly stampeding
    grieving doubts sag benignly
    lugubrious cloud

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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Originally posted by juicylinks
      archly stampeding
      grieving doubts sag benignly
      lugubrious cloud
      A most excellent haiku, my brother!
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by Dagwolf
        A most excellent haiku, my brother!




        pear whimpers, howling
        squealing free-spirited blithe
        virginal mist mourns

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        • Explicit
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 814

          #5
          way too much free time

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          • Mike Okitch
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 4126

            #6
            Congratulations.

            Now you need some 36,500 more posts.

            A shitload of pictures of yourself including your penis.

            You also need the haircut.

            But I think Juicy is working on getting all the appropriate patents and trademarks
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
              Congratulations.

              Now you need some 36,500 more posts.

              A shitload of pictures of yourself including your penis.

              You also need the haircut.

              But I think Juicy is working on getting all the appropriate patents and trademarks
              that will take another 4 yrs or so to do

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              • pornstar2pac
                Omaha Hi/Lo
                • Nov 2003
                • 17380

                #8
                www.juicycash.com
                Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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