I have to pass a drug test - How long does pot stay in your system? - GoFuckYourself.com

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:40 PM

A couple months ago - I smoked a joint with the boys.
Will that show up in a drug test this Monday?

Repetitive Monkey · 10-29-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by sexeducation
A couple months ago - I smoked a joint with little boys.
Will that show up in a drug test this Monday?

Say what?

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:43 PM

And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up?

I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test.
I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Say what?

Cute ...
you know what I mean.

seriously ...
someone on here must know the answer.

Repetitive Monkey · 10-29-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by sexeducation
And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up?

I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test.
I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.

The pedo metabolism is largely unknown, so you wouldn't be able to get the answer you seek.

kenny · 10-29-2004, 01:44 PM

All depends on how much body fat you have.

After a couple months it should be clear.

It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day.

If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks.

They say 30 days is average

SilverTab · 10-29-2004, 01:45 PM

in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want...

worked for me...

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by kenny
All depends on how much body fat you have.

After a couple months it should be clear.

It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day.

If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks.

They say 30 days is average

I'm definitely not fat.
I have twice the biceps I had when I flipped burgers.

Yes I have a VERY high metabolism - I think.
I sweat like crazy at work (the tough days) and I can eat anything I please with no weight gain.

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab

in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want...

worked for me...

Miracle juice - never heard of it.

It's either that or I should go get a Canadian Medical prescription - lol.

SilverTab · 10-29-2004, 01:52 PM

http://www.passthedrugtest.com

that's the stuff....really works..(for urine tests at least)

Holly · 10-29-2004, 01:52 PM

It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

BradM · 10-29-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

This is true, I did the same thing for my army application. I smoked the week before, and with this I passed it no problem.

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

I did that one this morning after first discovering I needed a drug test. So I must be safe. ; )

To cure your drug issue ...
take the hardons and cum shots off your homepage as we both know how that will affect the sales of less creative Webmaster - AND YOU JUST WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THEM ... ; )

quiet · 10-29-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

solid advice. i had to take a test back when i was in university, for a summer job. did the above (except only 3 cc's) and worked like a charm.

bangman · 10-29-2004, 02:00 PM

If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT.
You are talking about a Urine Test, right?

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by bangman
If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT.
You are talking about a Urine Test, right?

Yes - thats what they said - a urine test.
I'm on a great crew that gets work everywhere - because we are.
I work with a great bunch of boys - yes boys as I am 40 and they're 32, 26 and 28.

None of us do drugs.

Shoot ...it's alcohol and drug test.

How long for booze to get out of your system?

Mefo · 10-29-2004, 02:06 PM

It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood...

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Mefo
It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood...

I'll just tell them I am afraid of needles if they ask that.
I'm looking forward to passing this thing.

Don't know why.

I'm an advocater of legalizing pot in Canada.
It shouldn't be decriminlized here - IT SHOULD BE LEGAL.

And in one sentence I can explain why.

sexeducation · 10-29-2004, 07:38 PM

OMG ...

I just found a joint in my tackel box ....

oh boy do I feel like smoking it ...

yes or no?

SureFire · 10-29-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

solid advice

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kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	All depends on how much body fat you have. After a couple months it should be clear. It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day. If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks. They say 30 days is average __________________ 7

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want... worked for me... __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	http://www.passthedrugtest.com that's the stuff....really works..(for urine tests at least) __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet). __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

10-29-2004, 01:43 PM	#3
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up? I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test. I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.

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bangman Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: PA, USA Posts: 5,283	If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT. You are talking about a Urine Test, right? __________________ - David Hall ICQ: 312744199

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Mefo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 6,169	It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood... __________________

10-29-2004, 07:38 PM	#19
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	OMG ... I just found a joint in my tackel box .... oh boy do I feel like smoking it ... yes or no?