I have to pass a drug test - How long does pot stay in your system?
 

A couple months ago - I smoked a joint with the boys.
Will that show up in a drug test this Monday?

Say what? :eek7 :eek7

And about a week ago a friend gave me one of his "Percosets" (?) he said was a pain killer for a very sore neck and headache I had. Will that show up?

I have to drive 12 hours - to take the test.
I don't want to fail - if you know what I mean.

Cute ...
you know what I mean.

seriously ...
someone on here must know the answer.

The pedo metabolism is largely unknown, so you wouldn't be able to get the answer you seek.

All depends on how much body fat you have.

After a couple months it should be clear.

It can stay in your body for three months if you are a big guy and smoke it every day.

If you have a high metabolism it may only take 2-3 weeks.

They say 30 days is average

:1orglaugh

in case you're serious...it might show up..pot stays in your system for a while...just grab some miracle juice at 40$ a bottle at your local weedshop(where they sell bongs/pipes shit like that)...forgot what the exact name was but they'll know what you want...

worked for me...

I'm definitely not fat.
I have twice the biceps I had when I flipped burgers.

Yes I have a VERY high metabolism - I think.
I sweat like crazy at work (the tough days) and I can eat anything I please with no weight gain.

Miracle juice - never heard of it.

It's either that or I should go get a Canadian Medical prescription - lol.

http://www.passthedrugtest.com/Form1.jpg

http://www.passthedrugtest.com

that's the stuff....really works..(for urine tests at least)

It will definitely still be in your system after only 2 months. It is possible to clean it out before your test, though. Get two small hypodermic needles. Mix equal parts Draino and rubbing alcohol and inject 5 ccs in each arm. It's quicker if you can hit the vein, but if you can't find it, just do it IM. You'll be clean for your test (even from the Percocet).

This is true, I did the same thing for my army application. I smoked the week before, and with this I passed it no problem.

I did that one this morning after first discovering I needed a drug test. So I must be safe. ; )

To cure your drug issue ...
take the hardons and cum shots off your homepage as we both know how that will affect the sales of less creative Webmaster - AND YOU JUST WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THEM ... ; )

solid advice. i had to take a test back when i was in university, for a summer job. did the above (except only 3 cc's) and worked like a charm.

:2 cents:

If the last time you smoked was months ago, it is highly unlikely you will get a hot UT.
You are talking about a Urine Test, right?

Yes - thats what they said - a urine test.
I'm on a great crew that gets work everywhere - because we are.
I work with a great bunch of boys - yes boys as I am 40 and they're 32, 26 and 28.

None of us do drugs.

Shoot ...it's alcohol and drug test.

How long for booze to get out of your system?

It's the same as alcohol, so after a day or 2 they won't find anything of it anymore in your urine only in your blood...

I'll just tell them I am afraid of needles if they ask that.
I'm looking forward to passing this thing.

Don't know why.

I'm an advocater of legalizing pot in Canada.
It shouldn't be decriminlized here - IT SHOULD BE LEGAL.

And in one sentence I can explain why.

OMG ...


I just found a joint in my tackel box ....

oh boy do I feel like smoking it ...

yes or no?

solid advice :)