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Spread The Pink!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: TrampStampStudios.com
Posts: 8,609
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Pumpkin Sex Follow up (Hal's Hallow Hints)
(originally printed in today's blindingly brilliant FLASHCA$H newsletter)
Halloween is a kick ass Holiday. Seriously. You gotta love any holiday where we encourage young children to dress up like Satan. Try sending your kid to school with horns and a pitchfork any other day of the year. But on Halloween, its more like, ?Awww, what a cute little Minion of Hell you are! Have some candy!? And Halloween is even better for grown ups. It?s like a free pass to live out a dark fantasy. There is nothing better than seeing a normally shy, modest girl decked out in a playmate outfit?or a sexy kitty cat with cleavage to the hilt. Normally, most of us only get to live out our fantasies via the websites we but memberships at?but on Halloween, we get to live ?em out. If only we knew what our surfers were wearing for Halloween, it would be much easier to market to their secret inner desires. For example, the following list matches popular Halloween costumes with the FLASHCA$H website that person would most likely be a member to: COSTUME: SITE MEMBERSHIP: Flasher -------------------- AllBigCocks.com Psycho/Freddy/Killer ---- VoyeurDorm.com Doctor/Nurse -------- ---- Wetscape.com Pimp --------------------- InterracialFuck.com SchoolGirl ----------------- DirtyTeen.com PornStar/Playmate ------ DirtyDykes.com Dressed in Drag -------- SimplyTranny.com member of a Boy Band ---- SimplyGay.com Ninja ------------------------ AsianAngels.com Paris Hilton / famous person ---MrSkin.com Tarzan -------------------- MenInTheNude.com Well, I need to go put on my drag outfit, um?for a Halloween party, yeah, that?s it. ![]() |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: L A
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Tap into MOBILE!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 11,779
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lol that pic is funny
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,462
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you put the HAL in Halloween buddy
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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Great pic can I nominate this for best post of the day? You need another $20 for another pumpkin...
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Spread The Pink!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: TrampStampStudios.com
Posts: 8,609
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