Pumpkin Sex Follow up (Hal's Hallow Hints)
 

(originally printed in today's blindingly brilliant FLASHCA$H newsletter)

Halloween is a kick ass Holiday.

Seriously.

You gotta love any holiday where we encourage young children to dress up like Satan.

Try sending your kid to school with horns and a pitchfork any other day of the year. But on Halloween, its more like,
?Awww, what a cute little Minion of Hell you are! Have some candy!?

And Halloween is even better for grown ups. It?s like a free pass to live out a dark fantasy. There is nothing better than seeing a normally shy, modest girl decked out in a playmate outfit?or a sexy kitty cat with cleavage to the hilt.

Normally, most of us only get to live out our fantasies via the websites we but memberships at?but on Halloween, we get to live ?em out.

If only we knew what our surfers were wearing for Halloween, it would be much easier to market to their secret inner desires.

For example, the following list matches popular Halloween costumes with the FLASHCA$H website that person would most likely be a member to:

COSTUME: SITE MEMBERSHIP:

Flasher -------------------- AllBigCocks.com
Psycho/Freddy/Killer ---- VoyeurDorm.com
Doctor/Nurse -------- ---- Wetscape.com
Pimp --------------------- InterracialFuck.com
SchoolGirl ----------------- DirtyTeen.com
PornStar/Playmate ------ DirtyDykes.com
Dressed in Drag -------- SimplyTranny.com
member of a Boy Band ---- SimplyGay.com
Ninja ------------------------ AsianAngels.com
Paris Hilton / famous person ---MrSkin.com
Tarzan -------------------- MenInTheNude.com

Well, I need to go put on my drag outfit, um?for a Halloween party, yeah, that?s it.

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lol that pic is funny

you put the HAL in Halloween buddy:thumbsup

Great pic can I nominate this for best post of the day? You need another $20 for another pumpkin...

For $20, I could have quite the gourd-orgy. "gourd-gy?"