Men talk to Google not girlfriends - GoFuckYourself.com

greentea · 10-27-2004, 10:26 PM

Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families, research has claimed.

A poll conducted by MSN Search found that search engines are the first port of call for nearly half of men seeking advice. Family are consulted by a third, while partners are the sounding board of choice for only one in four men.

In comparison, the study into gender search patterns reveals that women still opt for more traditional advice options, with one in three rating family as their number one choice for help and information.

Women were found to be far more likely than men to rely on the internet as a first port of call for health concerns, with almost two thirds regularly using it to look up medical conditions that concern them, compared with only 41 per cent of men.

Male search vanity apparently knows no bounds. Almost a third of men admit to searching for themselves online and awarding themselves an average 80 per cent satisfaction rating for their general searching abilities. By contrast, just over one in five women have searched for their own name.

One in 12 men admitted to looking up ex-partners to uncover what they've been up to since splitting up, compared to just four per cent of women.

A typical male search query uses just two words, compared with three for women. Women are also more patient about investigating different potential routes.

While women are happy to look through six or seven results returned by a search query, men typically only refer to two or three before becoming impatient and refining their search or moving on to a new search altogether.

As a result men devote an average of just three minutes to each of the 42 searches they conduct each week, compared to the five minutes women spend on 30 searches a week.

MSN Search marketing manager Clare Bolton said: "Search services have become so central to our lives that in many cases they're being treated like trusted friends.

"Men in particular seem to be turning to them like a mate in the pub to give advice, provide entertainment and even help out in rating potential girlfriends.

Rollin Studios · 10-27-2004, 10:30 PM

nerds

WiredGuy · 10-27-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families, research has claimed.

I'm sorry, I'll try to be more attentive to humans.
WG

WiredGuy · 10-27-2004, 10:40 PM

It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

brizzad · 10-27-2004, 10:42 PM

whats up mike

WiredGuy · 10-27-2004, 10:43 PM

Oh and Google never keeps wanting to share our feelings all the time. She just sits there and listens when you need her.

WG

greentea · 10-27-2004, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

I hear that WG, if google could give me good head she truly would be my bitch for ever.

Best of all google rewards those that she loves financially

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How many of you use/ or used google to dig up dirt on an ex girlfriend or new girl friend?

greentea · 10-27-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
whats up mike

What up player!

Steen2 · 10-27-2004, 10:58 PM

Women talk to Yahoo, not boyfriends.

nolaman · 10-27-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

so true.

nolaman · 10-27-2004, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Oh and Google never keeps wanting to share our feelings all the time. She just sits there and listens when you need her.

WG

preach brotha preach!

BruceM · 10-27-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
I hear that WG, if google could give me good head she truly would be my bitch for ever.

WiredGuy · 10-28-2004, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
How many of you use/ or used google to dig up dirt on an ex girlfriend or new girl friend?

hehe, I use Google to try and find high school friends actually. It's amazing seeing what some people ended up doing with their lives.

WG

kmanrox · 10-28-2004, 01:53 AM

i use google for every-ting

reynold · 10-28-2004, 03:06 AM

google won't nag or bring up your past mistakes

WiredGuy · 10-28-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
google won't nag or bring up your past mistakes

LOL, Google won't ask about that trip to Vegas; although she probably knows already if you have a blog about it.

WG

Gottis · 10-28-2004, 09:59 AM

Most people I know spend more $$$ on Google than on their girlfriends.

TheMob · 10-28-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

exactly. try querying your girlfriend with suck my dick bitch..

greentea · 10-28-2004, 10:11 AM

im having my daily chat with google now, she is in a great mood today, i wonder why?

10-27-2004, 10:26 PM	#1
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Men talk to Google not girlfriends Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families, research has claimed. A poll conducted by MSN Search found that search engines are the first port of call for nearly half of men seeking advice. Family are consulted by a third, while partners are the sounding board of choice for only one in four men. In comparison, the study into gender search patterns reveals that women still opt for more traditional advice options, with one in three rating family as their number one choice for help and information. Women were found to be far more likely than men to rely on the internet as a first port of call for health concerns, with almost two thirds regularly using it to look up medical conditions that concern them, compared with only 41 per cent of men. Male search vanity apparently knows no bounds. Almost a third of men admit to searching for themselves online and awarding themselves an average 80 per cent satisfaction rating for their general searching abilities. By contrast, just over one in five women have searched for their own name. One in 12 men admitted to looking up ex-partners to uncover what they've been up to since splitting up, compared to just four per cent of women. A typical male search query uses just two words, compared with three for women. Women are also more patient about investigating different potential routes. While women are happy to look through six or seven results returned by a search query, men typically only refer to two or three before becoming impatient and refining their search or moving on to a new search altogether. As a result men devote an average of just three minutes to each of the 42 searches they conduct each week, compared to the five minutes women spend on 30 searches a week. MSN Search marketing manager Clare Bolton said: "Search services have become so central to our lives that in many cases they're being treated like trusted friends. "Men in particular seem to be turning to them like a mate in the pub to give advice, provide entertainment and even help out in rating potential girlfriends. __________________ blunts

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