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greentea 10-27-2004 10:26 PM

Men talk to Google not girlfriends
 
Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families, research has claimed.

A poll conducted by MSN Search found that search engines are the first port of call for nearly half of men seeking advice. Family are consulted by a third, while partners are the sounding board of choice for only one in four men.

In comparison, the study into gender search patterns reveals that women still opt for more traditional advice options, with one in three rating family as their number one choice for help and information.

Women were found to be far more likely than men to rely on the internet as a first port of call for health concerns, with almost two thirds regularly using it to look up medical conditions that concern them, compared with only 41 per cent of men.

Male search vanity apparently knows no bounds. Almost a third of men admit to searching for themselves online and awarding themselves an average 80 per cent satisfaction rating for their general searching abilities. By contrast, just over one in five women have searched for their own name.

One in 12 men admitted to looking up ex-partners to uncover what they've been up to since splitting up, compared to just four per cent of women.

A typical male search query uses just two words, compared with three for women. Women are also more patient about investigating different potential routes.

While women are happy to look through six or seven results returned by a search query, men typically only refer to two or three before becoming impatient and refining their search or moving on to a new search altogether.

As a result men devote an average of just three minutes to each of the 42 searches they conduct each week, compared to the five minutes women spend on 30 searches a week.

MSN Search marketing manager Clare Bolton said: "Search services have become so central to our lives that in many cases they're being treated like trusted friends.

"Men in particular seem to be turning to them like a mate in the pub to give advice, provide entertainment and even help out in rating potential girlfriends.

Rollin Studios 10-27-2004 10:30 PM

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WiredGuy 10-27-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Men talk to their search engines more than their girlfriends, work colleagues or even their families, research has claimed.
I'm sorry, I'll try to be more attentive to humans.
WG

WiredGuy 10-27-2004 10:40 PM

It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

brizzad 10-27-2004 10:42 PM

whats up mike

WiredGuy 10-27-2004 10:43 PM

Oh and Google never keeps wanting to share our feelings all the time. She just sits there and listens when you need her.

WG

greentea 10-27-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG


I hear that WG, if google could give me good head she truly would be my bitch for ever.

Best of all google rewards those that she loves financially

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How many of you use/ or used google to dig up dirt on an ex girlfriend or new girl friend?

greentea 10-27-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
whats up mike


What up player!

Steen2 10-27-2004 10:58 PM

Women talk to Yahoo, not boyfriends.

nolaman 10-27-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

so true.

nolaman 10-27-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Oh and Google never keeps wanting to share our feelings all the time. She just sits there and listens when you need her.

WG


preach brotha preach!

BruceM 10-27-2004 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
I hear that WG, if google could give me good head she truly would be my bitch for ever.

:thumbsup

WiredGuy 10-28-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
How many of you use/ or used google to dig up dirt on an ex girlfriend or new girl friend?
hehe, I use Google to try and find high school friends actually. It's amazing seeing what some people ended up doing with their lives.

WG

kmanrox 10-28-2004 01:53 AM

i use google for every-ting

reynold 10-28-2004 03:06 AM

google won't nag or bring up your past mistakes :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 10-28-2004 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
google won't nag or bring up your past mistakes :1orglaugh
LOL, Google won't ask about that trip to Vegas; although she probably knows already if you have a blog about it.

WG

Gottis 10-28-2004 09:59 AM

Most people I know spend more $$$ on Google than on their girlfriends.

:1orglaugh

TheMob 10-28-2004 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
It's just that Google listens to my problems and she never bitches or has unreasonable needs.

WG

exactly. try querying your girlfriend with suck my dick bitch..

greentea 10-28-2004 10:11 AM

im having my daily chat with google now, she is in a great mood today, i wonder why?


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